Welsh penguin thieves explain all
“People look at us a bit different. We were upstanding and had a really good reputation and we tried hard to keep the whole thing under wraps but the media completely exposed us..." More »
“People look at us a bit different. We were upstanding and had a really good reputation and we tried hard to keep the whole thing under wraps but the media completely exposed us..." More »
It's 1997. And Tony Blair is at one with the Sun... More »
With Madeleine McCann high on the news cycle, the people at Voucher Digg are using the missing child's image to showcase their latest offer: holidays at lowcostholidays.com... More »
Photos of the day: the dog rides the horse; the Parisian celebrates her city; Elvira on the beach; the dog is stuck; and photo cat is sorry… More »
THE new film Neighborhood Watch has reacted to the death of Trayvon Martin - the teenager shot dead by Neighbourhood watchman George Zimmerman - by being renamed The Watch. More »
Prague has changed massively in the past two decades. When I went to see family who'd stayed - we were returning even older family members who'd escaped - the food was gloop and massive sausage, beer and cigarettes... More »
Photoshopped image of the day is featured in Iran's Mehr News Agency, where the headline story "Iran’s missile program no threat to Europe, U.S.: French official" is illustrated by this photo... More »
. Watch this and let us know if you smiled or winced?... More »
Liz Jones, the Daily Mail's regular troll bait, is talking about the "cooing couples" who upset her by looking at ease with each other's company in public. She finds hope in the death of Obama... More »
Did you see the super moon, the brightest full moon of the year?.. More »
United manger Sir Alex Ferguson is upset that Chelsea's victory in the FA Cup final over Liverpool was moved to a 5:15 kick off rather than the usual 1500. Only, in 1999, his side went further... More »
The ten hottest women currently doing time in US prions are…busy tonight. But they are looking for love... More »
What's that awful humming noise? Is it Chris Martin trying to drive out the tinnitus in his ears with another drippy melody?... More »
You want to make love to the camera but the camera has made other plans... More »
The Daily Express loves weather. Often, it's front-page new. The latest weather report is that "Winter to last until June"... More »
Livingstone has shuffled off the political stage to dedicate himself to his newts and his media career. So. Why did he lose..? More »
For "CURVES Of YOITUH" you need to pull the cords on Prof. Mack's Chin Reducer and Beautifier. Be the envy of all your pals with an effaced chin and reduced glands*. More »
Clarke says prison is boring. It's not nearly as interesting as the brochures and TV shows tell you it is... More »
The local elections were rolling news dullsville. Only 30 percent of us bothered to vote vote. The rest - a whopping 70% - are allergic to school halls and opted to remains elsewhere.... More »
Because memes are people too, Blake Boston - aka memeville's Scumbag Steve has reached out to his meme community and penned a letter to Annoying Facebook Girl... More »