27th, April 2012
Celebrities
A student at Edinburgh University shows the world that when it comes to renewable energy, static beats wind. (This might be the world's greatest ever photo.)... More »
27th, April 2012
Celebrities
1 Have you seen Taylor Swift lately? Did you look at her chest? Of course you didn't. She's so interminably beige that you probably forgot you were looking at a human at all... More »
27th, April 2012
Flashback
Once upon a time it was ok for toothbrush botherer Max Bygraves to belt out Under the Coconut Tree in the style of an Asian man who lives in South London doing an impression of a demented black Caribbean barman... More »
27th, April 2012
Celebrities
If you did know Sheena Easton before she made it big on Esther Rantzen's The Big Time on the telly, do go up to her next time she's in Bellshill and says "Aren't you, Sheena Orr?"... More »
27th, April 2012
Strange But True
To Colorado, where it's raining bears!... More »
27th, April 2012
Reviews
2 Larsgard, 33, is another victim of the lunatic American justice system. For hurting woman's toes in his rented car, the Norwegian holidaymaker is serving a seven-and-a-half-year prison sentence... More »
27th, April 2012
Key Posts
7 A human bomb - a man strapped up with gasoline cylinders - has invaded the offices at Advantage, a company which offers HGV courses... More »
27th, April 2012
Money
There are two good answers to how this happened... More »
27th, April 2012
The Consumer
1 Which nation has the most appreciation of cosmetic surgery? And does it alter depending on where Simon Cowell is staying?.. More »
27th, April 2012
Reviews
2 A handy diagramme explaining Thought For the Day on the BBC - and how to check if God is on your side... More »
27th, April 2012
Celebrities
"There are people who don't mind their children being in magazines. But I feel that if we make the decision for our family and children that it's not okay, I should have my wishes as a mom heard". Did the Mail hear Berry?... More »
27th, April 2012
Celebrities
Politicians are in it to meet stars, aren't they. Gordon Brown and Tony Blair were starfuckers; David Cameron can't speak without making reference to a TV advert ("Calm down dear") or a TV show and Keith Vaz... More »
27th, April 2012
Flashback
It's 1979, and Victoria's Secret is flogging underwear. The guiding principles are, in order: warmth; coverage; clothing should not arouse pets... More »
27th, April 2012
Celebrities
"We lay our scene in January 2010, in the waters surrounding the Tobago Cays, five tiny uninhabited islands in the Grenadines. Here, "a gaggle of billionaires' yachts" are anchored..." More »
27th, April 2012
TV & Radio
Yatif will now sing his fish song, as heard at Queens Market, Upton Park, London E13... More »
27th, April 2012
Photojournalism
Glasgow has a message for the clampers; Rupert Murdoch grows horns; her tongue is long; the child's arms are thing; and her chest is in 3D... More »
27th, April 2012
TV & Radio
1 All dog owners like to think the best of their pets, which must be how this video came to be labelled "Dog grieves over huge dead turtle - Breathtaking"... More »
27th, April 2012
Celebrities
A look at Kaley Cuoco, actress and star of the Big Bang Theory on the TV. She's been on holiday to the Carribean island of Anguilla. Nice. She's taken photos of her good self in her bikini and posted them on twitter... More »
27th, April 2012
Key Posts
3 Almost five years on and Our Maddie is still on the front pages. As ever, there is no news. There are no new facts. We are just watching the missing child's parents and attacking funny foreigners, in this instance the Portuguese police.... More »
26th, April 2012
Celebrities
1 Headline The Week was, of course, "One Direction in chlamydia scare after handling koalas Down Under".... More »
26th, April 2012
Reviews
Al Arabiya reports that the Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) does not want the parliament to lower the minimum age of marriage to 14 and allow a husband to have sex with his wife within six hours of her death.... More »
