Molly Ringwald drinks Kirsten Stewart's blood
Celebrity Quote of The Day: Molly Ringwald responds to the question: "How did you manage to get hotter with age?!” More »
Celebrity Quote of The Day: Molly Ringwald responds to the question: "How did you manage to get hotter with age?!” More »
On this day in history... More »
The Daily Mail piles in on Gareth Williams... More »
Rezai and Rouven Materne will use their homemade guillotine to off a lamb. The duo, student at the Berlin University of the Arts, are, we imagine on budget, so have stopped short of getting a live shark, an elephant, a million quid or John Terry.... More »
The Islamists are making theirs usual threats in Melbourne. They are outside the Global Atheist Convention. They are chanting... More »
Ched Evans is appealing his conviction. If things go his way Ched Evans may be out of prison before the three men who tweeted the name of his victim... More »
Kercher is talking to the Times' Lucy Bannerman. John Kercher is Meredith Kercher's father. She's the young British woman murdered in Perugia, Italy. Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito did not murder her. Bannerman writes... More »
Stonehenge has been turned into a bouncy castle entitled Sacrilege by British artist Jeremy Deller More »
To Manchester, where Lee Handford, 38, seeks to explain his positive breathalyzer reading by blaming the booze on a steak and ale pie he'd eaten... More »
Alex Reid, the walking Toffee Crisp once married to Katie Price, wants to be an MP... More »
THERE is a rumour that never goes out. That's right, it is that time again to talk about the reforming of The Smiths... More »
Around one year ago, commoner Kate Middleton married royal Prince William an a massive display of pomp and wealth sat neatly on Pippa Middleton's taught buttocks. For their anniversary Prince Charles is being urged to give William the throne... More »
Weber self-published his book He took out an advert in Penthouse magazine and waited. And then the orders started to come in.... More »
Is Sweden's international image as a country dedicated to tolerance and egalitarianism a mirage? Is the Scandinavian nation, in reality, a deeply bigoted place where dark-skinned people are routinely discriminated against..? More »
To Brush, Colorado, where escaped cow Darcy has arrived at her destination, a McDonald’s drive-through... More »
The London Olympics are coming. Quick! Look busy. Only joking, they're gonna be great. In readiness for the big patriot push, we've compiled a gallery of some Team GB gold medal winners of old, right from the 1908 Olympics up to the last shindig in Beijing... More »
Duckling get up early to beat the Germans to the sunbed... More »
The wife gets the beers in; spot the odd one out; Hell's turtle; Wee garden; kids on a bus; ice-boxing; and man who thinks he's a banana split... More »
She is alive. Fact. Well sort of. The Metropolitan Police have issued a photo of Madeleine McCann at age 9. Only, it's not an actual photo. It's a guesstimate likeness created by an artist.... More »
If they're looking at the wall, he might be ok because if they're looking at his bed antics... More »
No Jose Mourinho. No weeks of listening to millions of pundits banging on about Mourinho's return to face Chelsea. Hurrah! Hurrah for Bayern Munich! ... More »
The self-serving tabloid drive to own Claire Squires, the woman who died during the London Marathon, can now be put to bed... More »
Idiots of the Day are Manchester thieves James Robinson, 17, Joseph Mahoney, 16, and Jacob Lynch, 16, who having robbed a Texaco garage with an imitation gun of £1,000 worth of cash and ciggies posed for photos with their swag.... More »
"I got off of work early and snuck into my girlfriends apartment with a spare key. I waited for her..." More »