5th, April 2012
Key Posts
2 Balotelli, Manchester City's entertaining striker, has been having sex with Jennifer Thompson, aka Juicy Jeni, the woman who allegedly had sex with Wayne Rooney, of Manchester United. Well, so claims the Sun... More »
4th, April 2012
Reviews
10 Howard Morgan was once a Chicago police officer. Howard Morgan has been shot 28 times by four policeman. He lives. The policemen who shot him are all white. Howard Morgan is in prison... More »
4th, April 2012
Music
The Revlon Concert for the Rainforest Fund at Carnegie Hall featured Elton John, Jennifer Hudson, Bruno Mars, Channing Tatum, Sting and Meryl Streep and Jenna Dewan showed us how... More »
4th, April 2012
Reviews
Face of the Day - a blood-spattered Jesus at Philippines Holy Week. Filipino self-taught artist Ronald Bautista works on his version of the Passion of Jesus Christ... More »
4th, April 2012
Sports
Chelsea, as ever, looked like a middle-aged party on Stag night in Dubai - all hugs, kisses, loud pats and key jangling... More »
4th, April 2012
Celebrities
Air men behaving badly - a history of celebrity high flying... More »
4th, April 2012
The Consumer
1 Atthe "Somew American Engilsh Free Zone" in Ethiopia, lessons are on offer. Old Mr Anorak's language schools are the talk of The Empire... More »
4th, April 2012
The Consumer
Beckham's H&M knickers - the one with an iPad stuffed down the front - have not been banned.... More »
4th, April 2012
Strange But True
This woman is complaining that she got stiffed in a crack cocaine deal. Fair enough. The cop laughs a derisive laugh. But she's right to complain More »
4th, April 2012
Gifs
The ordinary becomes unsettling... More »
4th, April 2012
Strange But True
Salford is now safer placed following the arrest of Darren Dixon, 48, who snipped the hair of two women... More »
4th, April 2012
Key Posts
The real-estate mogul, US Apprentice boss and owner of the Miss Universe Organisation, bragged about is genitalia when addressing the controversy surrounding Jenna Talackova... More »
4th, April 2012
Celebrities
Every twobit simpleton somersaulted with glee at the news that Anchorman would be returning to the silver screen and now, they can have a full lob-on in their adult nappies at the reports swirling around saying that Peter and Bobby Farrelly will be bringing everyone a sequel to Dumb and Dumber.... More »
4th, April 2012
Sports
1 Redknapp, hotly tipped to be the next England manager, is waxing lyrical about managers in the Premier League born who by God's good grace were born in the British Isles... More »
4th, April 2012
Reviews
6 More ssigns that the Daily Mail and its online sister is aimed not at reporting news but at fomenting comment and outrage. Shona Sibary took her two daughters to see The Hunger Games. and - yep - it is a corrosive influence on young minds... More »
4th, April 2012
Reviews
2 Before shooting Mr Chamberlain dead, police called him a "nigger", electrocuted him with a stun gun and shot him with a beanbag gun. They then double-tapped him twice in the chest... More »
4th, April 2012
Reviews
Letter of the day - no teeth for a fight.... More »
4th, April 2012
Photojournalism
1 The world's greatest tax disc; the tag-along biker; Vogue Juniors; stop playing with your food; Fa Kyu; and Justin Bieber's fat poster... More »
4th, April 2012
Celebrities
1 Brick, parody, internet legend and, ultimately, blonde ex-pat, is captured on video... More »
4th, April 2012
Politicians
George Galloway MP for Bradford West has married to his fourth wife, Putri Gayatri Pertiwi. Mazeltov!... More »
4th, April 2012
Celebrities
5 Kerry Katona will "run for Parliament and bring back cheap booze and pasties".... More »
4th, April 2012
Money
1 You may or may not be lucky enough to see posters around the place arguing that all cigarettes should be sold in plain packages. This, it is said, will reduce smoking and thus thousands of faerie folk will frolic in our woodlands... More »
4th, April 2012
Gifs
Moe brilliant Gifs to lighten the load... More »
