13th, March 2012
Celebrities
The National Enquirer takes disingenuous headlines to new height this week: "SHOCK WEDDINGS! - RIHANNA & JLO: The Biggest Mistakes of Their Lives"... More »
13th, March 2012
The Consumer
To mark St Patrick's Day, America shoe company Nike has unveiled The Black And Tan.... More »
13th, March 2012
Celebrities
Just when you thought it was safe to leave the house again (unless you live in Syria or you're an Iraqi emo), devastating newsbombs are dropped in your path. And it falls on us to deliver such savage and depressing news... More »
13th, March 2012
Technology
Is the Apple iPhone 4S a dud? Siri is the “intelligent assistant”, there to command with the power of your voice. Frank M. Fazio, of New Yorker, says it's rubbish.... More »
13th, March 2012
Money
17 You really cannot get much more mainstream than being added to the average consumer basket for the calculation of inflatio More »
13th, March 2012
TV & Radio
Another year, another round of the usual "reality" offerings from both terrestrial giants. The BBC have plumped for The Voice and ITV are once again knocking out Britain's Got Talent... More »
13th, March 2012
Celebrities
"I think this era of porn is at least partially responsible for it. Where is the anticipation and the personalization? It’s all pre-fab now.." More »
13th, March 2012
Money
4 Lawyers are threatening The Hobbit, a pub in Portswood, Southampton pub. The suits say the pub has committed copyright infringement by way of its name and Hobbit-themed signs... More »
13th, March 2012
Key Posts
Happy birthday dear [insert pet name here - we go with Hauser], happy birthday to you-uuuuu. Then three cheers. Bumps. Pin the tail on the donkey. If it's your donkey's birthday, use a cat. A pinata shaped like Lassie (it's what she would have wanted) and then the cake... More »
13th, March 2012
TV & Radio
Tuesday. The the Grosvenor House Hotel on Park Lane, London. Past presidents of these prestigious Tric awards (it says here) are: Charlie Dimmock, Ainsley Harriott and Spandau Ballet front man Tony Hadley... More »
13th, March 2012
Sports
2 Says John to the Manchester Evening News: "I wasn’t crying, I was just frustrated and very tired..." More »
13th, March 2012
Reviews
4 Ready to feel angry? Meet Sarah from Wales. The Court of Appeal says the criminal conviction against Sarah - who falsely retracted a rape claim against her violent husband - stands. The woman is mother to four young children. Sarah is 29... More »
13th, March 2012
Key Posts
Vagrants are being put to good use as a New York ad agency has decided to turn them into walking WiFi aerials... More »
13th, March 2012
Key Posts
3 Gold is the American who understands how the Daily Mail online works. In: "I Am The New Sheriff Of The Internet And I Say The Daily Mail Can Go Fuck Itself", Danny Gold tells Gawker readers about the David Carr's column in the New York Times... More »
13th, March 2012
Celebrities
Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina has met with Oprah Winfrey in the kitchen, for obvious reasons. (Milking human suffering is hungry work.)... More »
13th, March 2012
Key Posts
10 Brooks has been arrested in den of knobs Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, reports Sky News. Also arrested is her husband Charlie Brooks, David Cameron's pal. David Cameron is out of the country at the moment. Which is convenient... More »
13th, March 2012
Celebrities
Star Trek space driver George Takei will now dance for you.... More »
13th, March 2012
Reviews
3 You get happier as you get older. It just depends on how you define happiness. It's not having joints fill of limber, girded loins and hair in good places. It's about forgetfulness... More »
13th, March 2012
Politicians
7 A friend of mine expressed a degree of shock when I passingly described the recently dead Norman St John-Stevas as 'gay' - what proof had I? I laughed... More »
13th, March 2012
Celebrities
Moments on from being linked by twitter and tabloid to Mark Wright, X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos is back in the Sun... More »
13th, March 2012
Royal Family
Prince Harry' must give up the booze if he wants to bomb Afghanistan... More »
13th, March 2012
Photojournalism
Photos of the day features: the swing of pain, the real-life Jessica Rabbit, the Daddy Saddle, a the cat killer action figure, Joan Collins is X-rated, toilet roses, macarena bear, mud pool, the "Pretty Please' tattoo and the twitter owl... More »
13th, March 2012
Strange But True
VICE magazine tells the story of the Central London pub that features a "piss dungeon". A man approaches the barman... More »
