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2nd, March 2012 Reviews 1

Dobbin-gate: Rebekah Brooks on her horse - photo

Will the horse talk? David Cameron says he never went riding with Brooks, only her husband. She might have stayed at home... More »

2nd, March 2012 Sports

AFC Bournemouth's ugly shower: Eddie Mitchell and Maxim Demin’s Russian wife

To Bournemouth, where AFC Bournemouth chairman Eddie Mitchell has been charged with misconduct by the FA after repeatedly swearing during an appearance on BBC Radio 5 Live’s 606 call-in... More »

2nd, March 2012 Key Posts 6

John Kafunda and Reece Donovan convicted of cowardly attack on Ashraf Rossli

John Kafunda and Reece Donovan have been convicted by jury of mugging injured Malaysian student Ashraf Rossli, 21, in Barking during last August's London riots... More »

2nd, March 2012 Celebrities

Justin Bieber gets a soaked in syrup and a car from One Direction's Ellen - birthday video

Bieber is legal to have sex with. No tabloid countdown clock preceded this move. But if you want to shag Bieber, you now legally can. To mark the happening Bieber went on the Ellen show... More »

2nd, March 2012 Reviews

Cancer patient on medical marijuana denied transplant for substance abuse

A man with liver cancer is denied a transplant. Why? Well, he's taken medical marijuana.... More »

2nd, March 2012 The Consumer

People as Pixels - Marilyn Monroe to Audrey Hepburn in people paint

People as Pixels - Marilyn Monroe to Audrey Hepburn in people... More »

2nd, March 2012 Royal Family

Daily Telegraph calls Kate Middleton a witch?

What can the Daily Telegraph mean by positioning a photograph of Kate Middleton, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall and The Queen on their shopping trip to Fortnum & Mason above a story on witchcraft.. More »

2nd, March 2012 Celebrities

Kerry Katona is Jay Z's British Kim Kardashian

"He wants to turn me into the British version of Kim Kardashian. Well, he's definitely got taste and knows talent when he sees it..." More »

2nd, March 2012 Reviews 5

Libya: Hoodies and Islamists desecrate Christian cemetery - video

To Libya, where the Arab Spring of enlightenment allows Libyans to desecrate a Christian a cemetery - and some Jewish graves too - and upload the video on YouTube. Isn't freedom great... More »

2nd, March 2012 Reviews 3

Tabloid letter of the day - a list of Sun pet hates

letter of the day arrives in the Sun. Harry Simpson is sick of it all (but not Page 3, corrupt police and phone hacking)... More »

2nd, March 2012 Key Posts 1

Underwater dogs in photos

Underwater dogs are photos taken by Seth Casteel of dogs swimming underwater... More »

2nd, March 2012 Celebrities

Madonna has sex over a cattle grid

Madonna- “I prefer high heels to sex. They last longer." More »

2nd, March 2012 Reviews

Buttock Implant death: British woman Padge Windslowe arrested in America

Padge is a "person of interest" in the death of Claudia Aderotimi,, 20, who suffered a fatal heart attack after having buttock-enhancing injections in a Philadelphia hotel in 2011... More »

2nd, March 2012 Celebrities 8

Meatloaf struck down by Loose Women's cursed banana

Meatloaf was unable to appear on ITV's Loose Woman not long after he placed a banana on his head... More »

2nd, March 2012 Strange But True 1

Jesus appears in a tortilla for Lent

Jesus has appeared in a tortilla in Espanola. From now on, everyone must look at their tortilla lest they end up eating Jesus... More »

2nd, March 2012 TV & Radio

Tricks with fat people - the vanishing pencil

You'll miss the fat people when they've all be culled with the smokers or made thin. Here's what only fat people can do - the vanishing pencil... More »

2nd, March 2012 Reviews 1

David Rathband: Raoul Moat was 'evil' Voldemort and Daily Express wants his Facebook fans dead

Anorak's look at the death of Pc David Rathband and the man who shot him in the news... More »

1st, March 2012 Key Posts

Kate Middleton shops for fat with The Queen at Fortnums - in photos

Kate Middleton went shopping with Queen Elizabeth II, the Duchess of Cornwall and the Queen at Fortnum and Mason in London.... More »

1st, March 2012 Film

Harry Potter: Hogwarts castle at the Warner Bros Studio Tour - in photos

Ever wonder why the stars of The Harry Potter films are so small, all sons and daughters of stars from Michael Bentine's Potty Time? More »

1st, March 2012 Celebrities 1

Pregnant Chantelle still shagging Alex Reid despite being massively pregnant because he might cheat on her

Alex Reid and fiancée Chantelle Houghton are talking about their sex lives.... More »

1st, March 2012 Reviews 3

Levenseindekliniek: The mobile Dutch euthanasia clinic

First the Dutch kill off England, then they roll out the Levenseindekliniek, a mobile euthanasia clinic to kill the old (and their dogs).... More »

1st, March 2012 Music 1

The Smiths, Starship, Europe and Rick Astley form Election Aid to force David Cameron to call general election

In an NME interviewJohnny Marr, of The SMiths fame, says he will put the band back together is David Cameron calls a general election... More »

1st, March 2012 Royal Family 2

Prince Charles cocks his weapon

Prince Charles caption contest... More »

1st, March 2012 Reviews 2

Virginia Wheleer arrested - The Millies are dead

Meanwhile, what of the Millies, the Sun’s military awards? Operation Elevden has arrested a serving soldier and an Ministry of Defence staffer. Sun reporter Alex West is the son of former First Sea Lord and government minister Admiral Lord West... More »

1st, March 2012 Reviews

Andrew Breitbart is dead

The American blogger and rabble rouser Andrew Breitbart has died. He was 43... More »