Frank Carson RIP - a life in photos and Tiswas
Frank Carson RIP. You were the funniest thing to come out of Belfast since the man who dubbed Gerry Adams' voice on the BBC... More »
Frank Carson RIP. You were the funniest thing to come out of Belfast since the man who dubbed Gerry Adams' voice on the BBC... More »
When One Direction won a Best British Single at the Brit awards, we wondered who the hell made that decision and how we could have been so wrong?... More »
A crocodile has bitten into Jonah Maturure's penis and eaten his testicles... More »
To Suriname, to see the capuchin monkey recovering after electrocuting itself on a power transformer... More »
Adele's Top Ten Showbiz Fingers. Following new on THAT finger Adele waved at the Brit awards, we've trawled the archives for more showbiz fingers: More »
Adele's finger is occupying bright minds. Adele has more talent in the end of her raised middle finger than Paul Ross has in an entire hand.... More »
Cameron has ordered that football bosses “crush” racism. After that the Prime Minister will ordered police bosses to "crush" racism at the station; MPs to crush racism in Westminster;... More »
Gleick is the author of the so-called FakeGate missives. Gleick, founder of the Pacific Institute, a member of the National Academy of Sciences, an expert on water resources, lied to get his hands on a documents from the Heartland Institute. He then made them public. George Monbiot was thrilled... More »
THE Lancashire Telegraph says "Asian children are less likely to end up in care because of the strong support network in the community". More »
The National Enquirer has a photo of Whitney Houston's dead body. After the death bath, the NE has the real deal, a photo of a corpse... More »
The murder of Marie Colvin in Syria is big news. The media has time and scope to lament its own... More »
Kreayshawn, that marketable Amy Winehouse, sees Adele's finger and raise her a huge shit. In GQ Kreayshawn says that whenever she hears a Lana Del Rey song she tells herself: "I'm going to slit my ankles."... More »
Rolling Stones mascot Ronnie Wood was at the TOPMAN Design during London Fashion Week... More »
Katona says that for Valentine's Day she gave her current lover, Steve, "a card and a big blow-up-picture of both of us and the book The Secret…" More »
Amy Childs says her "life is a living hell". And: "I understand what happened to Whitney". More »
More on Peter Gleick, the global warming expert at the centre of the FAKEgate leaks... More »
MMA fighter Dan Lariviere manages to nock himself out. Opponent Jeremie Capony is declared the winner... More »
IN Hebie province, China, a gang has been caught trying to sell a dead girl named Miss Wu for marriage. They'd already succeeded once, marrying the girl to a dead groom who, according to ghost marriage traditions, needed a wife to enter the afterlife.... More »
When copies of the Koran were set alight at a US military base in Afghanistan - they were tossed into afire pit used for rubbish - Afghanis reacted with anger. News is that five people had been killed and many more hurt... More »
Anyone wanting to study how be fashion designer in London can enrol at the Condé Nast College of Fashion & Design.... More »
Photos of the day - I was Hitler's dentist... More »
"I've been looking for a 20 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross since my (completely inferior) 18 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross was damaged during a Barium Enema.." More »
Houston is dead and Channel follows a trailer for a corpse-still-warm ghoulish show about the singer's demons with an indent featuring a puppet saying"She looks better in a body bag"... More »