14th, February 2012
Key Posts
2 Real Kate Middleton visits Liverpool - in photos
Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge visited Liverpool today. There are no Royal palaces in Liverpool. Middleton was there to met the locals... More »
14th, February 2012
Key Posts
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14th, February 2012
Sports
Alex Ferguson gets his suits at Man at Mao
lex Ferguson, of Manchester United, is a stout man of the working classes. The Irish Independent has further proof... More »
14th, February 2012
Celebrities
Justin Bieber sets up the jokes and no-one can see them through
We all know the jokes that need to be made about Justin Bieber. He's young, so we can make jokes about him being underdeveloped and not having his own fingerprints and the like.... More »
14th, February 2012
Key Posts
1 Boston cops fight "hacktivists" - with sarcasm
Anonymous has made a habit of infiltrating or taking down websites of anyone who disagrees with its open-source, whistleblowing, digital piracy outlook. But the Boston Police Department bit back... More »
14th, February 2012
Money
2 News just in: young people are stupid and into socialism
Socialism's just fine when everything is coming to you for free... More »
14th, February 2012
Celebrities
Whitney Houston had sedatives in her system and eyes turn to 'secret son' Nicholas Gordon
Whitney Houston wasn't just any old celebrity. She was in the Jimi Hendrix/John Lennon/Marvin Gaye calibre of talent. Her voice, as an instrument, rivaled Coltrane or Keith Moon with what she could do with it, regardless of your tastes... More »
14th, February 2012
Sports
England sign Spurs boss Redknapp for £64m - and rising
How much will is cost the FA to persuade Tottenham Hotspurs to let Harry Rednapp become the next England manager / saviour? The newspapers know... More »
14th, February 2012
Celebrities
Natasha Giggs explains why she bought new breasts
Giggs, the sister-in-law and former lovers to Manchester United gentleman Ryan Giggs (he never kisses and tells) will now explain to Closer readers why she had her breasts enlarged... More »
14th, February 2012
Reviews
20 Amanda Knox: Kercher lawyer wants new trial as work starts on autobiographies
Knox may yet return to court. Lawyers acting for murdered British student Meredith Kercher are asking Italy's Supreme Court today to overturn the appeal ruling that freed Knox and her former boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito... More »
14th, February 2012
Celebrities
9 Whitney Houston is buried in Kevin Costner's shoulder
For Michael Jackson's gold coffin, read Whitney Houston's golden hearse. And her send off is gonna be bigger than Jacko's funeral. This will be the must-see funeral to end all must-see funerals... More »
14th, February 2012
Reviews
4 An apple a day gives you diabetes - ban fructose before we all die
The latest from the foods idiots is that we've an epidemic of diseases being caused by our consumption of sugar. And not just any kind of sugar, no, it's a special kind of sugar that's killing us all... More »
14th, February 2012
Reviews
3 Terrible chat up lines - and the one guaranteed to work
The worst chat-up lines ever. This might be why you're alone on St Valentine's Day... More »
14th, February 2012
Celebrities
Sea lion mistakes Shakira for Whitney Houston
Shakira tweeted: "Omg what just happened to me! I was attacked by a sea lion! Lo que me ha sucedido hoy! Un león marino ha intentado atacarme Shak". The Sun cocked an ear... More »
14th, February 2012
Celebrities
Osama bin Laden wanted to marry Whitney Houston and murder Bobby Brown - but Arsenal's Ramsay scored first
News is that Bin Laden wanted Houston for his wife... More »
14th, February 2012
Reviews
2 Death by shark linked to global warming
How can you tell global warming is real? Well, Agence France-Presse reports that counting the victims of shark attacks presents a handy guide... More »
14th, February 2012
Flashback
7 The 10 best (worst) Valentine's Day cards ever
Looking for something different this Valentine’s Day?Well, there are plenty of options available. More »
14th, February 2012
Photojournalism
Photos of the day - Happy St Valentine's Day
Photos of the Day are bathed in love. Happy St Valentine's Day...love from... mum... More »
13th, February 2012
Strange But True
Cigarette smoker takes chainsaw to Hull pub (video)
To The Endyke pub in Hull where smoker Dean Dinnen is rebelling... More »
13th, February 2012
Celebrities
5 Chris Brown's beating of Rihanna, the day after he wins a Grammy
And so, to Chris Brown who, three years after assaulting Rihanna at a pre-Grammy award party, returned to the scene of the crime and picked up a gong for Best R&B album... More »
13th, February 2012
Reviews
4 Tommy Jordan shoots daughter's laptop for Facebook post he didn't like (video)
Jordan shot his daughter's laptop. He was unhappy about a Facebook message her'd read about how crappy her life was with her parents, who don't understand her... More »
13th, February 2012
Celebrities
Madonna's insane stalker Robert Dewey Hoskins, now captured (sadly)
When everything is glad and cheery, it is deemed a 'quiet news day'. And so, regrettably, we have to report that Madonna won't be getting slit from ear-to-ear by... More »
13th, February 2012
Reviews
Abu Qatada is free to be driven mad by daytime telly and five children
Abu Qatada, aka Omar Othman, is no longer in prison... More »
13th, February 2012
Money
4 Blitheringly stupid idea: eliminate VAT on home heating
I do wonder sometimes whether anyone actually engages brain any more. For some of the ideas that get passed around are so amazingly stupid that I just cannot believe that people are suggesting them... More »
13th, February 2012
Photojournalism
Photos of the Day - the body beautiful is full
All life is out there... More »
