23rd, January 2012
In Pictures
23rd, January 2012
Sports
2 Wenger deserves praise for playing Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain against Manchester United
Arsenal lose 1-2 to Manchester United in the Premier League and the story is that Arsene Wenger, the Gunners' manager, does not kno2 what he's doing. The Sun leads with the news... More »
23rd, January 2012
Technology
1 Anorak hit by DoS attack - Madonna fans go wild
Anorak has been smashed about by today's DoS attack. When it ended, we gelt good. We felt like Madonna had won two Golden Globes... More »
23rd, January 2012
Key Posts
Kim Dotcom refused bail: Megaupload founder banned from bedroom swimming pool (photos)
Anne Toohey, the New Zealand crown prosecutor, put it to the North Shore court in Auckland that Mr Dotcom represented a a flight risk “at the extreme end of the scale”... More »
23rd, January 2012
Film
Banksy's Coming For Dinner has to be a spoof?
Banksy's Coming for Dinner is a film starring Joan Collins, Stephen K Amos and Tamara Beckwith.... More »
23rd, January 2012
Reviews
Vangelis writes the Arab Spring theme tune (Black Beauty saves the day)
Vangelis has written the theme tuen to The Arab Spring. Finally!... More »
23rd, January 2012
Reviews
3 Tayside police revoke hero's award because he grew three cannabis plants
When Tayside police went to praise Adrian Mailer, 33, for administering first aid to an injured nine-year-old boy, they smelt cannabis... More »
23rd, January 2012
The Consumer
Strip Club launches perfumes for its lying cheating customers
PSST! Want to smell like a priapic liar who needs to get sexually aroused by strangers stripping for money before being possessed of the necessary vim to head home to shag your lover?... More »
23rd, January 2012
Photojournalism
I Do What I Like: people out of control
I DoWhat I Want are images of people doing what they want in the face of extreme provocation. More »
23rd, January 2012
TV & Radio
Davina McCall is Possessed on The Million Pound Drop Live
McCall, hostess of The Million Pound Drop Live, is possessed? More »
23rd, January 2012
Sports
2 Chelsea fans arrested for allegedly racially abusing Anton Ferdinand
News that a Chelsea fan has been arrested for alleged racist chanting on a train after the Londoner's match in Norwich is, at the time of writing, the top story in the BBC website... More »
23rd, January 2012
Politicians
Gabby Giffords steps down one year after Jared Loughner shot her (video)
Giffords, the Arizona US Congresswoman shot in the head by Jared Lee Loughner in Tuscon, is to step down from her elected post. More »
22nd, January 2012
Reviews
6 Daily Mail stigmatises Big Issue sellers as dirty, foreign cheats
One in three Big Issue vendors is Romanian. So says the Daily Mail. This apparent fact might means that 33% of homeless people seeking to help themselves by selling the magazine are Romanian. Or it might mean: bloody foreigners are coming over here and stealing our homeless people's standing spaces... More »
22nd, January 2012
Celebrities
Snickers hires Katie Price on twitter to say 'eating Snickers makes you stupid'
KATIE Price has been talking about the state of the UK economy on twitter. Well, so says the Daily Mail's duped Alanah Eriksen in an article... More »
22nd, January 2012
Reviews
10 Laura Dekker: the teenager who sailed round the world for humanity
Dekker is the 16-year-old from the Netherlands (she dual-nationality, having been born off the cost of New Zealand) who sailed on her own around the world in her 38ft yacht Guppy... More »
22nd, January 2012
TV & Radio
Lukáš Kmit responds to the Nokia ringtone heckler
At the synagogue in Presov, Slovakia,virtuoso Lukáš Kmit is interrrupted by the Nokia ringtone... More »
22nd, January 2012
Reviews
9 Roflcoptr is the legal high that turns you into a Kate Bush fan
THE new legal high in the news is 'Roflcoptr' or 'mket', a ketamine-like substance sold as a research chemical... More »
22nd, January 2012
Key Posts
Costa Concordia: New audio proves Captain Francesco Schettino did not abandon ship (full transcript)
Did Captain Francesco Schettino really trip and fall into a lifeboat, as he claims? Is this the proof..? More »
22nd, January 2012
Strange But True
1 Rat rapes woman and steals her money
Elizabeth Ndodayemzini from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, says she awoke to find a rat having sex with her.... More »
22nd, January 2012
Reviews
Golden Wonder security guards ban photographer
To the top secret Golden Wonder factory in Scunthorpe last week, where two officious security guards are banning a man from taking photos... More »
22nd, January 2012
Reviews
Man says ghost beat up his wife
Michael F. West, 41, of Fond du Lac., says a ghost strangled his wife. His wife says if it was ` ghost it looked a lot like her husband... More »
21st, January 2012
Celebrities
Heidi Klum and Seal split over the vol-au-vents (photos)
Subscribers of E-Divorce Vulture will know that Heidi Klum and Seal Samuel are all set to divorce... More »
21st, January 2012
Strange But True
Patricia Elyse Deshong and Quentin Adam Deshong tried to blow up car with tampons
To Metal Township, Pennsylvania, where Patricia Elyse Deshong, 25, and Quentin Adam Deshong, 22, are accused of trying to blow up a green Ford Fusion with tampons on January 7th, 2011... More »
21st, January 2012
Key Posts
60 years of the Queen in cartoons: Diamond Jubilee satire
Her Maj: 60 years of Unofficial Portraits of the Queen runs from February 1 to April 8. The event provides a snapshot of how the Queen and her role have been perceived. Forties reverence gave way to 60s satire gave way to 21st Century spite… More »
