Dante Autullo shoots nail into head and doesn't notice (x-ray photos)
Dante Autullo did not realise his nail gun had fired a 7.62cm nail into his head... More »
Dante Autullo did not realise his nail gun had fired a 7.62cm nail into his head... More »
Alesha Dixon was Alesha Beacon for the first auditions of 2012 Britain's Got Talent at the Lowry Theatre in Salford, Manchester. Well, so says the blurb... More »
The day before the 21 January South Carolina Republican primary, comedian Stephen Colbert held a rally urging voters to elect Herman Cain.... More »
Daniels has made the top of his finger disappear. While making a safety device (a sled) for his circular saw he lost the top of his third finger, the ring finger, and his index finger. Or did he? More »
Charlie Williams has beaten medulloblastoma. So Charlie Williams wrote a letter about his experience while at school inn Stoke by Nayland, Suffolk. The letter goes like this... More »
"Please do not attach or affix any structures or objects to the park furniture and trees at Highbury Fields including the benches and lamp posts..." More »
To Winter Haven, Florida, where police are looking for man who walked into the Busy Bubbles laundromat on Cypress Gardens Road and shot the change machine... More »
Hofstad has been arrested in Phoenix for skinning and gutting a cat with a butter knife, and then sporting the feline's tail as a necklace... More »
The Barack Obama Death Cult returns with news that Andrew Adler, publisher of the Atlanta Jewish Times, has used his January 13, 2012 column to says that one way of sorting out Iran is to murder Barack Obama.. More »
Ely, who lives in Herefordshire, says the a 2ft lump of bronze chunk of arse is his.... More »
Do we have a sneaking admiration for the gang who dig a 100ft long, 4ft-high tunnel in Fallowfield, Manchester, and robbed the ATM by the Blockbusters... More »
To Wool, Dorset, where, reportedly, Hugh Billington, the driver of a fuel tanker that crashed into Christine Billington's bungalow and burst into flames, has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder... More »
James has died. The Daily Mail signals this passing by announcing: "At Last singer Etta James dies after battle with leukaemia"... More »
REJOICE! Well, rejoice through crocodile tears because, you people who have a fantasy about somehow getting Johnny Depp or Vanessa Paradis to fall in love with you, will have to pretend that the news of their potential split is really sad... More »
RaiNews24 has featured a female member of the crew stating “everything is under control”. The electrical fault has been fixed.... More »
"THERE has been a request on the blog for examples of stories where a lot of time and money was spent getting nowhere. Examples are rare but I can think of a couple..." More »
At the Leveson Inquiry, Hello! editor Rosie Nixon explains just how the glossy magazines industry works... More »
How was your Christmas break? Go anywhere hot. Keep fit? We did... More »
Those Gary Glitter twitter jokes in full More »
Cemortan is the 25-year-old Moldovan dancer and interpreter for Russian passengers alleged to have been dining with Costa Concordia Captain Francesco Schettino the night the ship went down with loss of life... More »
Cowell, eye licker and peddler of great format telly that has for years spiced the bland ITV schedules with two massive hits is on the cover of the red-tops... More »
It's the 2012 London Critics' Circle Film Awards, at BFI Southbank, Belvedere Road, London. Not to be confused with the Critics Choice Awards, the Golden Globes or the Oscars... More »
Inspid, vapid pop-goon Bruno Mars has done very little for this planet apart from sell millions of awful records that have utterly polluted the air and damaged the brains of all those that have had the misfortune to hear them... More »
FIFA, eh? Watching over us all with ever-loving grace. Fighting the good fight. Tackling the real issues that threaten to undermine our beloved game with feverish haste and ruthless efficiency. Racism? Dealt with... More »