$94k of unpaid taxes says Lindsay Lohan isn't trouble-free just yet
AWW! Just when it looked like Lindsay Lohan was going to get her life back on track, a whole bunch of stuff keeps tapping her on the shoulder to remind her that, basically, she's going to be in the bad books for the rest of eternity... More »
Photos of Heather Mills wearing a skimpy swimsuit on a ski slope
Mills, nee Penny Lane, has posted pictures on Facebook of herself wearing a skimpy swimsuit up a mountain in the snow. This is how you remain relevant and remind people that you here to help... More »
Sinead O'Connor is unwell - time for tabloids to pile in
Sinead O'Connor has has featured on Anorak in recent weeks for her brilliant writing and appeal for a man to marry. She got the man, Barry Herridge. But Sinead O'Connor is not happy... More »
will.i.am introduces the Intel Ultrabook Project and the cool kids laugh
Will.i.am is "Intel's director of creative innovation". It's the kind of corporate bollocks that will have the cool kids drooling - and the saps rushing out to buy what will.i.am's got. This is hideous and wonderful... More »
Photos of the day: The 1980s Quiz
It's the 1980s here at Anorak Towers, the era when Old Mr Anorak's godson Tiny Rowland was big cheese in the Harrods food hall, Margaret Thatcher was made of iron and America was run by Ronald Reagan... More »
Shit patronising bloggers say about Shit Girls Say
Some commentators are apparently worried that the millions of people who are viewing, laughing at and re-posting the original "Shit Girls Say" videos and their many spin-offs are doing so for all the wrong reasons... More »
Sunderland Echo remembers breast implant horror is just about tits
Can a saucy pun be made over the horror of women being given PIP breast implants filled with illegal silicon? Katy Wheeler and the Sunderland Echo have a bash. The headline thunders... More »
Kimberley Hainey life sentence for murdering son Declan (photos of house)
Hainey will serve a life sentence for murdering her son, Declan Hainey... More »
Leveson Inquiry: Richard Desmond and Peter Hill on Madeleine McCann and live blogs
Desmond has taken the stand at the Leveson Inquiry - and the main topic of his Q and A was Madeleine McCann. Before him was Peter Hill, former editor of the Daily Express, "who was in charge during the disappearance of Madeleine McCann"... More »
Liverpool FC makes a new friend - and he's black
Liverpool stand accsused of being racist and on their website you get this: More »
Madonna’s W.E. premiere in London – in photos
It's the bipic in which Andrea Riseborough plays Wallis Simpson and James D’Arcy does the abdicated King Edward VIII. Crowds flocked... More »
'Marines humiliating dead Taleban insurgents': a video of American soldiers urinating on dead Muslims?
A video of US Marines urinating on the bodies of three dead Afghan men is on the internet. Three Muslims. Is the video called “Marines humiliating dead Taleban insurgents” a hoax? More »
Madeleine McCann caused the Daily Express to withdraw from the PCC
At the Leveson Inquiry Hugh Whittow, editor of the Daily Express, explains why his paper ran the Madeleine McCann story day after day after day… More »
The Top Ten Newspaper Cuttings Ever (Volume 1)
These are very funny... More »
A football 'sexism storm' stars the uncompromising Phil Jewell and Amy Fearn
Ipswich manager Paul Jewell was upset with defeat and an unpunished challenge in the box on Ipswich winger Lee Miller. The referee’s assistant was Amy Fearn - a woman... More »
Man jailed for saying 'damn mosques' in Abu Dhabi
To Abu Dhabi, where an engineer employed by the parks and recreation section of Abu Dhabi Municipality to create gardens around a mosque has been arrested for asking: "When will we finish with the damn mosques?"... More »
The Type A-2 Bomber Jacket: bombs, babes and wartime fashion (photos)
The Bomber jacket was the American Type A-2 leather flight jacket that allowed US military men to wear their hearts on their backs... More »
Lewis woman moves horse into her living room
To Lewis, outer Scotland, where Stephanie Noble, 65, has moved a three-year-old horse named Grey Lady Too into her semi-detached home... More »
Massive Dutch clog stolen
Anyone being offered a massive Dutch clog on the black market or at a car boot sale should contact the police... More »
Leveson Inquiry: The Guardian and Daily Mail have different versions of the Steve Whittamore story
Can two newspapers have two different versions of the same story? Yes... More »
Chelsea captain and Sun monster John Terry turns mansion into QPR shrine
Chelsea and England captain John Terry has a "£4.6m MYSTERY MORTGAGE".Sun readers pricks up their ears. A football story on the front page is always of interest. But where's the sex?... More »
Hazel Jones is the woman with two vaginas
You might have caught Hazel on This Morning talking about her uterus didelphys with Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield... More »