31st, December 2011
Technology
Teach your iPhone4 S to swear like John Terry
The iPhone 4S has told Charlie Le Quesne: "Shut the f*ck up, you ugly t*at"... More »
31st, December 2011
Technology
31st, December 2011
Sports
Alternative Olympic Sports: the lit cigarette toss and catch
Continuing our look at Alternative Olympic Sports, we bring you the lit cigarette toss and catch - in mouth... More »
31st, December 2011
Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann spotted in bible
To Thailand, where Madeleine McCann has been spotted in the Koh Tao Bible... More »
31st, December 2011
Reviews
Sir Johnathan Ive heads mixed cast of New Year's Honours List (in full)
Yesterday, we could not tell you that Steve Jobs’s pal Jonathan Ive - the designer of the iPad, iPod and iMac - has been knighted in the New Year’s Honours List. The news carried an embargo.. More »
31st, December 2011
Key Posts
The Best Mug Shots Of 2011
Well, you might as well make the most of your arrest... More »
30th, December 2011
Flashback
1 Photos of the day: Women on top
A hark back to when women were useless, feckless, docile. In short, a tioem wehn women were put in a tin can and zoomed to the moon to service pioneering astronauts... More »
30th, December 2011
Key Posts
2 Anuj Bidve: Hapless police post £50,000 reward
The police have arrested five men for the murder of the Indian student in Salford. They have used the words "racially motivated" and called Anuj Bidve's death a hate crime, although not one motivated by, er, race... More »
30th, December 2011
TV & Radio
1 Park Jo Min is South Korea's Adele
Park Jo Mon is the star of K-Pop Starcan, South Korea's number audition for telephone operatives... More »
30th, December 2011
Celebrities
1 Russell Brand and Katy Perry defile sanctity of marriage
Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry. Russell and Katy have been married for 15 month. It was never going to last. Unlike Brangelina, Jedward and SuBo, Russell Brand and Katy Perry never gelled as a tabloid abbreviation... More »
30th, December 2011
Reviews
1 Green energy could be cheaper than traditional say lying bastards at DECC
That's how we do it: we simply assume that everyone's going to use half as much energy in the future. Well, OK, I can do that too. Assume that everyone is going to use half the energy, hey, the cost of our energy system has halved then!.. More »
30th, December 2011
Flashback
I want a man, grannie but I have bad breath - vintage Colgate advert
"I Want a man," says Libbie. Never fear, Libbie, granny is here to make you feel inadequate. More »
30th, December 2011
Celebrities
Billy Corgan: Wrestler And Tea Room Opener
Clearly out of musical ideas, Billy Corgan has forgotten all about that whole Smashing Pumpkins thing and decided to branch out a little... More »
30th, December 2011
Politicians
Giant North Korean soldier watches Kim Jong il ascend to heaven in 1976 Lincoln
The Giant North Korean soldier caught on camera paying his blood-teared respects to Kim Jong-il of North Korea is not a product of photoshop nor other imperialist trickery... More »
30th, December 2011
Reviews
Samoa erases December 30 2011 from history
HAIL Samoa and Tokelau, land of the future! Tonight, Samoa will jump from December 29 to December 31.... More »
30th, December 2011
Celebrities
1 Punchy Chris Brown back with Rihanna? Surely not!
Remember when everyone was thoroughly disgusted with Chris Brown's using Rihanna as a punchbag? That was a pretty lousy celebrity story to read wasn't it?... More »
30th, December 2011
Gifs
Gifs of the week: John Lennon's five cup trick
Gifs of the week are brought to you by the five cup trick, pets in love, England is lost, John Lennon's cup of char and the largest folding tongue in the world… More »
30th, December 2011
Politicians
4 Margaret Thatcher loved Liverpool because the official records say she did
Thatchers's Cabinet contemplated allowing the post Toxteth riots Liverpool to fester and die. She rejected it. Indeed, Mrs Thatcher loved the place. Just loved it... More »
30th, December 2011
Politicians
Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher refused free ironing board
Thatcher, currently appearing as Meryl Streep in the cinemas, was once, according to the national archives, embroiled in row over the No 10 ironing board... More »
30th, December 2011
Politicians
Kim Jong Un turns South Korea into a 'sea of revengeful fire'
North Korea might have stopped for Kim Jong-il's Princess Diana-themed funeral, but South Korea was wise not to use the opening to launch an attack. Kim Jong Un is more than ready.... More »
30th, December 2011
Strange But True
Dead Hiroyuki Joho sued by woman his body parts injured in train crash
Hiroyuki Joho is dead. His biggest mistake was not ensuring that parts of his dismembered body failed to hit bystanders... More »
