Japanese Teacher Teaches Foreigners How To Speak English...Sorry...Engrish...
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This is funny... More »
Hey, you need to try something new every year or else the mums and dads get bored.... More »
Mekeeda Austin, 13, of Brickhill, Bedford, tells Father Christmas that if he fails to bring her what she wants he will be "killed"... More »
Smith murdered his wife Claire two young children, Ben, nine, and Aaron, one, with a knife. He then set fire to the family home in Pudsey, West Yorkshire. Richard Smith died from smoke inhalation. The media get to work on making a murder mystery... More »
The Emma West Public Transport Society (alleged) presents British bus traveller of the day... More »
I know my place... More »
They've refused to stump up the cash needed to land the England's potential Quarter-final and Semi-final, leaving BBC with exclusive rights to England’s games on the off-chance they make it the knock-out phase... More »
Amrani has killed five people and himself in Liege, Belgium. There is not a shred of evidence that this known criminal had any links to terrorism and militant Islam. But he did have an Islamic name. And that's enough for the Telegraph to report... More »
Amrani, 33, has murdered five people in Place Saint Lambert, Liege, Belgium. He has murdered a 17-year-old boy, a 15-year-old girl, a 65-year-old woman, a two-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man. So far, 123 people have been reported injured... More »
Suarez is on the mire. Accused of flipping the bird to Fulham fans and calling Manchester United's Patrice Evra a "nigger", the striker can at least call upon his teammate Glen Johnson to tell it like it is... More »
Lady GaGa fans may want to bear that in mind before they lose off with their Twitter death threats because this is one gay Boy George that can bite back... More »
Start those engines on Diego Garcia - Iran has reverse engineered the US RQ-170 Sentinel spy drone it captured... More »
ee, good ol' Sheen has been forced change his telephone number after he accidentally tweeted it TO EVERYONE... More »
We'd all like it to work, obviously. We'd really rather prefer to have a few bureaucrats stopping them from going bust than having to throw hundreds of billions at them every generation for sure... More »
Credit must go to OK! here because reading this work of comic genius from Annabel Zammit made me laugh like a hyena at a queef convention... More »
Croft, 40, was returning from a court-ordered anger-management session in Manchester when police pulled him over for speeding.... More »
Viscount Rothermere, the controlling shareholder of the Daily Mail, says he is "very deeply sympathetic to everything the McCanns have gone through". However, he but that he stood by Paul Dacre, the Daily Mail editor-in-chief's coverage of the missing child... More »
You'll never guess what's going to happen... More »
All eyes were on Rooney Mara, who - get this - has no tattoos and is thus not actually Lisbeth Salander, the vengeful feminist goblin... More »
The Guardian admits that the News of The World did not erase Milly Dowler's voicemail messages... More »
To Germany, where Santa Claus is handing out drink laced with roofies... More »
Little Mix Win the Factor - the Press Association produces the caption of 2012... More »
I had planned to write 500 words on how the Eurozone can recover and thrive. But a few words on Chelsea's great win and the end of City's Invincibles dream seems more fun.... More »
Big brown bears get so little good press. It's all so much fretting over suicidal polar bears and non-shagging pandas that gets the news media excited. But brown bears can be cute, too.... More »