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14th, December 2011 TV & Radio

Japanese Teacher Teaches Foreigners How To Speak English...Sorry...Engrish...

This is funny... More »

14th, December 2011 TV & Radio

Girls Vomits On Stage During School Play

Hey, you need to try something new every year or else the mums and dads get bored.... More »

14th, December 2011 Reviews 1

British Teenager Vows To Murder Santa Unless He Delivers Justin Bieber Dead Or Alive

Mekeeda Austin, 13, of Brickhill, Bedford, tells Father Christmas that if he fails to bring her what she wants he will be "killed"... More »

14th, December 2011 Key Posts 1

Richard Smith: Pudsey Family 'Slaughter' Becomes A Play Along Murder Mystery

Smith murdered his wife Claire two young children, Ben, nine, and Aaron, one, with a knife. He then set fire to the family home in Pudsey, West Yorkshire. Richard Smith died from smoke inhalation. The media get to work on making a murder mystery... More »

13th, December 2011 TV & Radio

Emma West Fan Club: Racist Bus Traveller Of The Day Video (Alleged?)

The Emma West Public Transport Society (alleged) presents British bus traveller of the day... More »

13th, December 2011 Film

Jeremy Clarkson And Tom Cruise At Mission:Impossible Ghost Protocol Premiere: Photos

I know my place... More »

13th, December 2011 In Pictures

Bad Santas: The Worst Father Christmas Ever

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13th, December 2011 Sports

ITV Show Zero Confidence In England's Chances At Euro 2012

They've refused to stump up the cash needed to land the England's potential Quarter-final and Semi-final, leaving BBC with exclusive rights to England’s games on the off-chance they make it the knock-out phase... More »

13th, December 2011 Key Posts 1

Daily Telegraph, Washington Post And Huffington Post Report Twitter Lie As Fact: Liege Killer 'Nordine Amrani Was Muslim Terrorist'

Amrani has killed five people and himself in Liege, Belgium. There is not a shred of evidence that this known criminal had any links to terrorism and militant Islam. But he did have an Islamic name. And that's enough for the Telegraph to report... More »

13th, December 2011 Key Posts 6

Nordine Amrani: Profile And Photos Of Liege Killer

Amrani, 33, has murdered five people in Place Saint Lambert, Liege, Belgium. He has murdered a 17-year-old boy, a 15-year-old girl, a 65-year-old woman, a two-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man. So far, 123 people have been reported injured... More »

13th, December 2011 Sports

Liverpool's Glen Johnson Says Luis Suarez Alleged Racism Is 'Silly'

Suarez is on the mire. Accused of flipping the bird to Fulham fans and calling Manchester United's Patrice Evra a "nigger", the striker can at least call upon his teammate Glen Johnson to tell it like it is... More »

13th, December 2011 Celebrities

Boy George: Those Lady Gaga Fans Want Me To Die Of AIDS On Twitter

Lady GaGa fans may want to bear that in mind before they lose off with their Twitter death threats because this is one gay Boy George that can bite back... More »

13th, December 2011 Politicians

Iran Threatens To Trap British Ex-Pats In United Arab Emirates: Britain Says 'Go For It'

Start those engines on Diego Garcia - Iran has reverse engineered the US RQ-170 Sentinel spy drone it captured... More »

13th, December 2011 Celebrities

Charlie Sheen Tweets His Phone Number To Everyone, Like A Fool

ee, good ol' Sheen has been forced change his telephone number after he accidentally tweeted it TO EVERYONE... More »

13th, December 2011 Money

Why Banking Regulation Doesn't Work

We'd all like it to work, obviously. We'd really rather prefer to have a few bureaucrats stopping them from going bust than having to throw hundreds of billions at them every generation for sure... More »

13th, December 2011 Celebrities

Natalie Cassidy: OK, All I Need For Christmas Is A Ho Ho Ho (No Pun Intended)

Credit must go to OK! here because reading this work of comic genius from Annabel Zammit made me laugh like a hyena at a queef convention... More »

13th, December 2011 Strange But True

Manchester Man Swore St Police After Anger Management Therapy

Croft, 40, was returning from a court-ordered anger-management session in Manchester when police pulled him over for speeding.... More »

13th, December 2011 Key Posts

Madeleine McCann: Viscount Rothmere Fails To Explain The Daily Mail's Omissions

Viscount Rothermere, the controlling shareholder of the Daily Mail, says he is "very deeply sympathetic to everything the McCanns have gone through". However, he but that he stood by Paul Dacre, the Daily Mail editor-in-chief's coverage of the missing child... More »

13th, December 2011 TV & Radio 1

German Carries Lots Of Beer On His Hans

You'll never guess what's going to happen... More »

13th, December 2011 Film

Rooney Mara Shines As The Loveable Hacker At The Girl wIth The Dragon Tattoo Premiere: Photos

All eyes were on Rooney Mara, who - get this - has no tattoos and is thus not actually Lisbeth Salander, the vengeful feminist goblin... More »

12th, December 2011 Reviews 1

Can Ex News Of The World Journalists Sue The Guardian For Killing Their Paper?

The Guardian admits that the News of The World did not erase Milly Dowler's voicemail messages... More »

12th, December 2011 Reviews

Santa Drugs 10 Victims With Roofies: How To Catch Claus?

To Germany, where Santa Claus is handing out drink laced with roofies... More »

12th, December 2011 Celebrities

X Factor WInners Little Mix Leaves With Unarmed Man: Photos

Little Mix Win the Factor - the Press Association produces the caption of 2012... More »

12th, December 2011 Sports 1

Chelsea 2 - 1 Manchester City: Photos Of The Premier League Title Opener

I had planned to write 500 words on how the Eurozone can recover and thrive. But a few words on Chelsea's great win and the end of City's Invincibles dream seems more fun.... More »

12th, December 2011 TV & Radio 1

The Friendliest Bear In The World: A Video Of Awwww Shucks

Big brown bears get so little good press. It's all so much fretting over suicidal polar bears and non-shagging pandas that gets the news media excited. But brown bears can be cute, too.... More »