8th, December 2011
Sports
9 Gary Speed Never Did Play Cricket But Luke Sutton Did
We've no idea why Gary Speed committed suicide but the Liverpool Daily Post manages to conjure up an insensitive news story... More »
8th, December 2011
Sports
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8th, December 2011
Reviews
Local News Story Of The Day: Mr Bartolucci And His Massive Pear
He said: "I see these pears every year, so I'm largely unaffected by it. It was only when I had some friends round recently that they commented on the size of my pears"... More »
8th, December 2011
Strange But True
Doctos Replace Man's Missing Thumb With Big Toe (Photos)
What he's got for a big toe is a moot point. But Hollywood has a surplus of noses, and it's good to recycle... More »
8th, December 2011
Money
Taiwan Dog Poo Lottery Means Very Dumps A Winner
For each bag of dog poo collected, the residents of New Taipei City, receive a lottery ticket, giving them the chance to win two gold ingots Tw$60,000 (about $2,000!)... More »
8th, December 2011
Flashback
Butlins Clacton Celebrates The Yashmak
Emma West Armchair Theater presents the 1958 Butlins Yashmaks beauty contest... More »
8th, December 2011
Celebrities
The Most Stupid Celebrity Quotes of 2011
The most stupid celebrity quotes of 2011, featuring: Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, John Galliano, Jim Carrey On Emma Stone, Jennifer Hudson, Paula Abdul, Snooki, Kris Jenner, Charlie Sheen... More »
8th, December 2011
Technology
The Steve Jobs Statue: The Making Of An iBronze
Hungarian Sculptor Erno Toth knows. He's made a big bronze statue.. It's what Jobs would have wanted... More »
8th, December 2011
Celebrities
1 Princess Diana Wannabe Lady Gaga Drives Without A Seatbelt In Copycat Death Bid
Gaga fears she will die like Princess Diana. Firstly, Diana is not dead, but living on the fabled Sixth Floor of the Harvey Nichols department store. Secondly, Jimmy Savile is only newly dead and his sage advice to "clunk click every trip" remains unheeded.... More »
8th, December 2011
Celebrities
Sarah Harding Escapes The Pussies In Rehab
When Sarah Harding said, "Only pussies go to rehab" she became my favorite drunk... More »
7th, December 2011
Reviews
Guardian Blogger Who Celebrated Wikileaks Cabals Upset Over Leaked ClimateGate Emails
Leaking is ok if you agree with the leaks... More »
7th, December 2011
Key Posts
Buried Alive: Michelina Lewandowska's Cardboard Coffin And The Diamond Ring That Freed Her (Photos)
This is the cardboard 'coffin' Michelina Lewandowska, 27, says her lover Marcin Kasprzak, 25, stuck her into, having Tasered her unconscious and bound her legs and mouth... More »
7th, December 2011
Celebrities
1 Michael Barrymore, shockingly, admits to cocaine possession
Barrymore is a cad isn't he? He ruled the light-entertainment world with his long, long legs, bug-eyed stared, AWIGHT and of course, his obvious hatred for the general public. With Strike It Lucky, My Kind Of People/Music, Barrymore was untouchable... More »
7th, December 2011
Reviews
1 Nativity Play Horror: Dad Has Finger Bitten Off By Other Dad At Harton Primary School In South Shields
They've added a new scene to the Christmas play at Harton Primary School in South Shields. In a spot of audience participation, a 32-year-old dad has had part of his finger bitten off by another parent, aged 39... More »
7th, December 2011
TV & Radio
2 Emma West: My Britain Is F*ck All Now Is A Christmas Hit
Having written the Queen's Christmas Speech - "My Britain is fuck all now" - Croydon Tram nasty Emma West will not make the seasonal number 1 spot her own... More »
7th, December 2011
Sports
Lewis Hamilton May Be Wealthy, But He's Still Depressingly Desperate When It Comes To Nicole Scherzinger
You're one of the most respected Formula One drivers on the planet. You're reasonably good looking. You're wealthy. You've got a number of lucrative advertising contracts. The world is at your feet (the one that presses the accelerator at least). Yet, you still own a penis... More »
7th, December 2011
Celebrities
Mel B's Sister Danielle Says Spice Girl Ignores Her 'Dying' Son
Brown holds a picture of her beautiful baby boy Hendrix, covered in excruciating sores, his fingers and toes horribly bloated from a killer disease and her eyes filled with tears. It's been a tough few weeks for the sister of one of Britain's most famous women..." More »
7th, December 2011
Sports
Aston Villa's Alex McLeish Won't Say A Word About The Injury To Jermaine Jenas Of Spurs
I am bound by the fact Jermaine is not an Aston Villa player to reveal any news about him. We have left it in the hands of Tottenham and they will probably make a statement later on. So obviously it's not good news." Unless... More »
7th, December 2011
Celebrities
Kerry Katona Finds Her Lost Baby And A New Frozen Squirrel
Katona is on the cover of OK!. Eyes narrowed. Faced dusted to a rosy blur. Kerry illustrates the headlines... More »
7th, December 2011
Photojournalism
1 Photos Of The Day: The Sponge Bob Is Dead
To brighten your day... More »
7th, December 2011
Key Posts
2 Scotland Pays For Chinese Panda Bears With Fishy Salmon And Turning A Blind Eye To Norway's Nobel Woes
Fishy business in Scotland... More »
7th, December 2011
Money
New Economics Foundation: Loons on the Loose
The new economics foundation (they're so green and hip that they think there's a shortage of capital letters) has decided that British banking is broken and that we really ought to all go and adopt the German system.... More »
7th, December 2011
Key Posts
40 Sun, Telegraph And Daily Mail Use Rhea Page's Attackers To Bash Muslims With Dishonest Reporting
Rhea Page, 22, was beaten up by a gang of three sisters and their cousin in Leicester city centre. As the women kicked and punched Page they allegedly yelled "Kill the white slag"... More »
7th, December 2011
Money
Occupier Wall Street Protestor Gets Job On Wall Street
Thanks to her participation in Occupy Wall Street, Tracy Postert scored a job on… Wall Street... More »
7th, December 2011
Celebrities
Tamara Ecclestone Blackmail Horror: Police's News of the World's Elite Story Unit Investigates
Ecclestone, star of TV's Billion $$ Girl - aka the recruitment video for UK Uncut, Occupy London and every other anti-capitalist movements - is embroiled in a "blackmail letter plot".... More »
