17th, November 2011
Key Posts
2 Blatter, the Fifa President, says there is no racism in football. Sepp Blatter says victims of racism should just shake the hand of their abuser and stop complaining. He then clarifies his views with a Fifa in press release illustrated by this picture... More »
17th, November 2011
Madeleine McCann
45 The Leveson Inquiry into press standards and phone hacking is underway. And because the media loves nothing more than reporting on the media, the thing will get lots of airtime. And Kate McCann is in the news... More »
17th, November 2011
The Consumer
4 The Internets are alive with photos of Jon Klassen's book I Want My Hat Back. Buy it and buy Adam Mansbach’s guide to good parenting. Both will keep you sane…maybe... More »
17th, November 2011
Celebrities
When Rihanna met Spurs reserve striker Jermain Defoe at the London O2 to meet Rihanna, she gushed... More »
17th, November 2011
Reviews
Cambridgeshire police's email to people "leaving in the Castle Ward" is written in code. The Plain English Campaign has nominated the missive for the Golden Bull "gobbledygook" award... More »
17th, November 2011
Key Posts
1 Jackson's Kate & Wills Up the Aisle: A Right Royal Fairy Tale tells the unseen truth behind the Royal Wedding... More »
17th, November 2011
Strange But True
Heinz Zielke, 77, variety of tomatoes looks like Adolf Hitler. Says Heinz, who now lives in Cambridge... More »
17th, November 2011
Strange But True
1 The students, between six and 17 years-old, live in Pili, are faced with mountains,a 600ft-long zip-line, a path cut into a steep slope 1,000 feet above the valley floor, rivers and rocks... More »
17th, November 2011
TV & Radio
How to solve the jobless crisis? Three men one spade, people. Or, if you Americans prefer, three men one shovel... More »
17th, November 2011
Reviews
6 The Sun spots another James Bulger, the two-year-old child killed by ten-year-olds Jon Venables and Robert Thompson. Richrd Moriarty's story begins: "Boys held for Bulger ‘copycat kidnap bid’"... More »
16th, November 2011
Music
1 No, I haven't had no dope/ Lift up the velvet rope / Mr doorman stop teasing / I'm freezing out here... More »
16th, November 2011
Film
Something has gone wrong with film premieres in the UK. Films were once about glamour and escapism. Now they are products you go to see in big shops... More »
16th, November 2011
The Consumer
Peeing Santa Alcohol Dispenser is our Christmas Gift Of The Moment. Father Pissmas is ready... More »
16th, November 2011
Key Posts
6 As Chelsea's John Terry waits, the FA move against Liverpool's Luis Suarez, who allegedly racially abused Manchester United's Patrice Evra when the clubs met at Anfield on October 15th... More »
16th, November 2011
Key Posts
THEN and Now is a gallery of photos that are touching without being mawkish or overly sentimental. More »
16th, November 2011
TV & Radio
1 I'm A Celebrity smirker Mark Wright's Quote Of The Year... More »
16th, November 2011
Celebrities
2 Stingis a man who has an amazing life. He's wealthy and known for his immense sexual feats. That's all anyone wants from life, right? Sadly for Sting, he's also roundly loathed for being unbearably smug... More »
16th, November 2011
Key Posts
2 Stephen and Duwayne were stood right by the bus stop. They were talking about football, and just general chit-chat. They were discussing among themselves whether they should go back to the roundabout because they could see if the bus was coming. They decided to walk back to the roundabout”... More »
16th, November 2011
Reviews
Just as the Daily Mail loves bad health scares, the Daily Express has an obsession with bad weather. Nathan Roe pounds the snowy beat... More »
16th, November 2011
Reviews
News In Photos - Your daily news snapshot... More »
16th, November 2011
TV & Radio
Anorak's Aurora Bankhead went to Battersea's Collars And Coats Celebrity Gala Looking For An A-List Pet. Among other dog enthusiasts, Aurora met Peter Andre, who goes out without any knickers on... More »
16th, November 2011
Sports
The Balotelli Zone is where Manchester City's Mario Balotelli lives. He is as good at football as he is mental as he is likeable... More »
16th, November 2011
Key Posts
At Warley Magistrates Court in Sandwell, West Midlands, 49-year-old Michael Jackson has been remanded in custody charged with the kidnap and sexual assault of a 10-year-old boy who vanished on a trip to local shops... More »
16th, November 2011
Key Posts
2 When in 2009 Marta Yegorovnam found a 40-50-inch long life form amid the burning wreckage of a crashed UFO beside her summer house in the Russian city of Petrozavodsk, she acted... More »
