15th, November 2011
Film
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Premier Photos are brought to you by Kristen Stewart's leg, Taylor Lautner's teeth, Ashley Green's cleavage and Robert Pattinson's look of bemusement... More »
15th, November 2011
TV & Radio
1 Dalston Superstars is a parody. It has to be. It is... Isn't it? More »
15th, November 2011
Money
1 For a financial system to work you've just got to have someone who both can and will print money when it's needed. The eurozone was built so that the ECB was specifically banned from doing this... More »
15th, November 2011
Reviews
1 Leonardo DiCaprio has followed his occasional use of aviation fuel over the South African skies to fly from New York to Sydney on a private jet... More »
15th, November 2011
Music
Lovers of krautrock awake! Spoon Records and Mute are bringing out a 40th anniversary edition of the classic, 'genre-defying' Can album Tago Mago this week... More »
presidential candidate Herman Cain is talking to the Journal Sentinel editorial board on the matter of Barack Obama handling of Colonel Gaddafi in Libya. More »
15th, November 2011
Sports
3 Already the club are tap-tap-tapping Bale up. Here's president Sandro Rosell... More »
15th, November 2011
Photojournalism
To brighten your day... More »
15th, November 2011
TV & Radio
The World according to Amelia Lily, the X Factor contestant who went and then returned... More »
15th, November 2011
Sports
2 "Gary speed sees Gareth Bale week in, week out, every eight weeks"... More »
15th, November 2011
Sports
Catalonians hide the shitty widgets in their Nativity scenes and invite friends to find them. Kind of like ‘Where’s Wally?’, but with turds... More »
15th, November 2011
The Consumer
Here's how to save the economy: the Erotic Ass Print. C'mon Cherie and Tony Blair - you owe us... More »
15th, November 2011
Celebrities
Having outlived Amy Winehouse, pop f**kwit Pete Doherty is seeing ghosts... More »
15th, November 2011
Key Posts
Roebuck committed suicide. The Somerset cricketer who became a journalist "dived six floors to his death from a South African hotel room after he was questioned by police over an alleged sexual assault against a young man he met on Facebook".... More »
15th, November 2011
Money
We have two options here. The first is that Britain signs up to anything that everyone else wants. No regard to national interests, what we might want to get out of it, just sign here and we'll tell you what you've signed later... More »
15th, November 2011
Sports
The Sun does it's best to make the Chelsea captain appear delusional - football's answer to Colonel Gaddafi just before his capture... More »
15th, November 2011
TV & Radio
Freddie Starr has been rushed to a nearby hospital. The hamster-muncher has suffered a severe allergic reaction something - most possibly to Lorraine Chase's vest and Mark Wright's smirk... More »
14th, November 2011
Politicians
1 This is how the elite work - the SADOS (Sons and daughters of stars) - get the easiest, most delicious jobs. They do not watch Dr Who and dream of meeting a star. They are already in the TARDIS... More »
"If you look at China, they don't have food stamps. They don't have the modern welfare state, and China's growing..." More »
14th, November 2011
The Consumer
Nothing...nothing...nothing can make the mid-length sock fall down... More »
14th, November 2011
Celebrities
Biel would like to explain that her striptease in Powder Blue was more than just a striptease. People can be so judgemental... More »
14th, November 2011
Key Posts
2 Penn State child rapist Jerry Sandusky has been granted unsecured bail. It has been deemed that the man whose alleged sex crimes went unreported by Joe Paterno, his former superior at Penn State, is not a flight risk. Says who..? More »
14th, November 2011
Money
Buffet bought $10.7bn of IBM stock though his Berkshire Hathaway fund without making the markets notice. How? Well... More »
