Dive Of The Week: Anderlecht's Jovanovic Sent Off For Tapping Brugge's Vidarsson On The Bum
Dive of the Week takes us to Belgium, where the local referee has taken a leaf out of the Iranian league and sent a man off for touching another player's bum... More »
Spurs Boss Harry Redknapp Threatens To Pop Off With Poppy Day Rage
Redknapp, the recuperating Spurs manger, has waded into the poppy debate. England will go into their match with Spain not sporting ironed-on poppies on their shirts, rather wearing red poppies on black armbands (see Nazi regalia).... More »
Mark Wright Of The Jungle: TOWIE Man Explains Why He's In Australia
Meat-faced TOWIE star Mark Wright, star of the abortion 'n' tell, delivers his thoughts on going into the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here jungle... More »
If Israel Is Millwall What Chants Can Other Countries Adopt?
But this “ourselves alone” mentality has become distorted under Mr Netanyahu into what might be called “Millwall diplomacy”, after the famously belligerent soccer fans whose slogan became “no-one likes us, we don’t care”. More »
McDonald's Beyond Parody TV Will Give In-Store Health Advice
McDonald's is to launch an in-shop TV channel. It will be feel good telly with a message... More »
Did Mick Hucknall Die In A Jetski Accident?
And with that million tweets go off... More »
Newcastle United Now Trading As Millets Theatre of Dreams: Players Get New Fleecy Kits
With Newcastle United riding high in the Premier League, the cynic in me suggests that Mike Ashley may have bided his time to announce that St James’ Park is to be renamed with ‘immediate effect’ as an exercise in PR damage limitation... More »
Conservationists Massacre 800 Rare Giant Snails
"About 800 rare giant snails have been frozen to death after a technical glitch in a Department of Conservation cool room in Hokitika …" More »
Gis Of The Day: The Cat Seals The Deal
These are all brilliant - great bunch today.... More »
Freeze To Death With Geared Up ScotRail: PR Disaster
Scotsrail has released an encouraging e-mail to every customer who ever bothered to check one of its on-line timetables. Most of the more sensible customers were probably reaching for razor blades to slit their wrists in a nice warm bath... More »
Dutch Animal Lovers Ban Kosher And Halal Food: Der Ewige Jude Contains No Batteries
This December, Dutch politicians will vote to ban halal and kosher methods of slaughtering animals for food. Why..? More »
Straight Welsh Rugby Player Wakes Up Gay: Chris Birch Is A Hairdresser
Might it be that inside every 19st rugby player is a homosexual hairdresser waiting to get out..? More »
Man Filmed Swinging Cat Around Ramsgate (Video)
Who is the member of the Mary Bale Fan Club filmed swinging a cat around in the air by its tail outside the Camden Arms pub in Ramsgate, Kent, on Saturday, October 29, at around 8.30am? More »
Photos Of The Day: Hair Fonts For Arnie
The question mark is lower... More »
Germans Delighted: England Will Wear Nazi-Style Red Armbands On Poppy Day
It's the kind of compromise the German soldiers Our Boys fought so bravely can also approve of, great fans of red armbands, such as they were... More »
X Factor: How Did Frankie Cocozza Meet 'Helmet Polishers' Becca Hills and Katherine Holland? (Photos)
A look over the web suggests that Hills, of Ashford, Kent, works at the Stringfellows Nightclub. On Facebook, she described her job as: "Polishing helmets with Katherine Holland"... More »
X Factor Rebel Frankie Cocozza: Becca Hill, Katherine Holland, Lust, Sex And Chico
All we know is that drugs are part of the making of a star named Frankie Cocozza, the teenager with the looks of a young Wagner, the voice and rhythm of Jedward. and the shaggability of Chico... More »
Company Of The Day Is: Arçelik
Turkey's number one name in white goods... More »
Did Anatoly Moskvin Have Sex WIth The Corpses He Met In His Coffin? Photos
Time or an update on the life of Anatoly Moskvin, the Russian who took 29 dead girls home to meet his mama. Police found the corpses dressed up in his family home... More »
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Moneyball Premiere Tokyo: Photos
To the Japanese premiere of Moneyball in Tokyo to see Angelina Jolie (red dress; groomed hair; allure) and Brad Pitt (doing his best to eradicate all signs of previous sex appeal).... More »
Charles And Camilla Recapture The Magic In Tanzania
Charles and Camilla are in Tanzania, where they have been sniffing nutmeg and dancing... More »