The Future Of Gaming, According To Bid TV: The Zone 100 Kills Your XBox, Wii And Christmas
The Xbox is over, the Wii has had its day... More »
David Hasselhoff And Katy Perry Star In The Photo Of The Year: MTV Awards Face Off (Literally)
When David Hasselhoff eyeballed Jesus stumpet Katy Perry at the MTV Europe Music Awards, cameras clicked.... More »
How To Find A Chicken Pox Party In Your Area: Follow The Lolly
For fans of Chicken Pox, there is the Facebook group called “Find a Pox Party in Your Area”... More »
Justin Bieber Wears No Pull Ups In A Display Of Moist Love For Selena Gomez: Photos
All eyes on Selena Gomez, china doll-headed sex interest in Justin Bieber's life, at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast... More »
Wayne Kelly Wins National National Scrabble Championships With Caromel Travails
Warrington Wayne beat Southampton's Gary Oliver, 39, by way of words such as "caromel". You , of course, know that caomel means to turn into caramel. It was worth 69 points. He also scored well (74 points) "travails"... More »
Best Photos From The New York Marathon 2011: Occupy Pain
Hats and toenails off to Geoffrey Mutai, of Kenya, who beat 47, 101 other runners to win the 2011 New York City Marathon in new record rime of 2 hours, 5 minutes, 6 seconds, crushing the previous mark of 2:07:43 set a decade earlier... More »
Arsenal's Andre Santos Says Beating West Brom Was Good For The 'Gays'
Santos says the Gunners victory over West Bromwich Albion was "verry good win gays". Did you spot the typo? More »
Woman Killer Tries To Eat Dead Peados Brain In Buckinghamshire Prison
You join us on the set of Simon Cowell's new vehicle Everyone Dead By Lunchtime, in which jailed psychopath Lee Foye is trying to eat Bob Coello's brain with a spoon in Grendon Prison, Buckinghamshire... More »
This Is How Michael Jackson Woke Up Every Day After Medication: Video
Nathan is a teenage boy waking up after anaesthesia and an operation to fix the leg he broke in a high school football game. ... More »
Rupert Murdoch's Ginger Tabby Got The Cream: Rebekah Brooks' Pay Off
Flame-haired Rebekah Brooks, 43, who very reluctantly quit as chief executive of News International during Rupert Murdoch's alleged "humbling" in the UK phone-hacking scandal was given a massive golden goodbye... More »
A History Of The Telephone In Pictures: Just Add Sex Appeal
We’ve pulled together a gallery of famous faces on the phone and images of yesteryear’s users. They’ll all fabulous. Just add sex appeal... More »
Stuart Hughes Is Tabloid Gold: How Big Media Laps Up One Man's 24 Carat PR
"This is the man who has tricked some of the biggest global news organisations into running fake stories about the world’s most expensive homes, yachts and cars..." More »
Michael Moore Occupies Denver With 2 SUVs And Punk Media
Denver is being Occupied by Michael Moore, the wealthy film makers who does not "associate myself with those who do well". The 99% giving themselves a voice are being co-opted by a host of famous members of the 1 percentile... More »
When Is Nazi Art Theft Not Nazi or Neo Nazi? When It Was The Anti-Semitic Vichy French
The Wall Street Journal last night headlined the story as: "U.S. Seizes Italian Painting Stolen by Nazis." The headline is classic of how a good - to better than average - news story can lead a city-editor or sub-editor up the garden path. More »
Judge Rules Dad Is Too Old To Dance: Men Of The World Rejoice
As Townsville, Australia, Magistrate Ross Mack tells Fuller:"You are too old to dance Mr Fuller. Patrons have come to see the band, not some guy next to them." Men of a certain vintage...Rejoice! More »
Thief Steals Cursed Head From Kent Church
It is a fact that the 300-year-old carved man's head stolen from St Peter and St Paul's Church, Newchurch, Kent, is cursed... More »
Dentist Placed Genitals In Patient's Mouth During Treatment
To China's Qinpu Zhongshan Hospital, in Shanghai's Qingpu District, where the male dentist has told his femal patient to close her eyes and open the mouth. He then places his gentials on her tongue... More »
Aberdeen's Darren Mackie Is The School Reading Champion Who Doesn't Read Books
As he says: “My favourite book is Lord of the Rings although I haven’t read the book I have watched the films..." More »
Pregnant Bride Discovers Lover Is Her Brother
Having dated for five years, the couple known by the aliases Jabu Ngomane and Thulisile Mhlabane, prepared for the birth of their first child... More »
Tristyn Yeater Meets Justin Bieber: Video
In this video young Tristyn Yeater-Bieber (a career in porn beckons) meets an enthusiastic and cuddly Justin Bieber, allegedly... More »
Alex Ferguson's First 25 Years At Manchester United: In Photos
He's been chewing the same piece of lucky gum for 25 years... More »