29th, October 2011
The Consumer
Bad Advert Of The Week: Pert Shampoo For Dog-Faced Men
It won't get you laid - but it will get you indoors... More »
29th, October 2011
The Consumer
29th, October 2011
Key Posts
7 John Terry Racism Row: Chelsea's Andre Villas-Boas And Arsenal's Wenger Are Badly Wrong
"I would like to see people sitting in my seat for one day and hear what people chant. And you know it’s completely wrong. It’s the same as racism. For me, it’s racism anyway." No, Arsene. You are wrong... More »
29th, October 2011
Key Posts
X Factor: 'Sick' Kelly Rowland And 'Mean' Tulisa Contostavlos Dehumanise Misha Bryan
News that Kelly Rowland will not feature on the X Factor this weekend is said to be rooted in her "row" over the show's designated "bully" Misha Bryan, who was said to "mean" by fantasy happy-slapper Tulisa Contostavlos.... More »
29th, October 2011
Key Posts
1 Joanna Yeates: Was Tabak Hooked On Richard Desmond's Bitch In The Boot Films And James Murdoch's Porn?
Finally after days and days of waiting the tabloids can lead with sensationalist articles about what a complete nutter Tabak is. Not a "strange" one like Chris Jefferies, the innocent man the tabloids libelled in their haste to own the story. But an actual bona fide murdering nutter... More »
29th, October 2011
Flashback
1 The London Orbital M25 Is 25: A Photo History Of The Road To Hell
The M25 is 25 years old today. What does the London Orbital motorway mean to you? We polled Anorak Towers. Their responses do not paint a happy picture... More »
28th, October 2011
Celebrities
Sinead O'Connor And Debbie Harry Make Adolescent Dreams Come True: AmFAR Gala Photos
To AmFAR's Inspiration Gala in Los Angeles, where Anorak spotted the walking moist dream of Sinead O'Connor and Deborah Harry in a clinch.... More »
28th, October 2011
Celebrities
Madonna And Lourdes Speak About Material Things, Fruit And Learning To Be Disliked
Thanks to Guy Richie's divorce, the US got Madonna back. Guy...thanks... More »
28th, October 2011
Celebrities
Bruce Willis Has 31 Children, Says Daily Mirror
Bruce is 56 - although the Mirror says he looks somewhat older... More »
28th, October 2011
Sports
4 The Olympic Torch In Photos
By the time the torch reaches Stratford, it will have lit 3,432 spiffs, 456 bar-b-cues and 7 braziers on London Underground... More »
28th, October 2011
Reviews
News In Photos: October 28 2011
Olympic Torches light up the news in photos... More »
28th, October 2011
Music
Noel Gallagher Bans Music Journalist Who Wrote Unflattering Review From Gig
Gallagher has reacted to a review in the Edinburgh Evening News’ by banning the paper's chief music writer, Gary Flockhart, from his gig at Usher Hall... More »
28th, October 2011
Reviews
Vincent Tabak Murdered Joanna Yeates: Now For The Appeal
Tabak murdered of Bristol woman Joanne Yeates. He has been sentenced to a minimum of 20 years in jail.... More »
28th, October 2011
Reviews
Apple Fan Steals iPad From Terminally Teenager: Does Not Take Samsung Galaxy
In answer to the question "What would you do for an iPad?" someone took one from Jamie Knott, a 14-year-old recovering from a kidney transplant at Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital... More »
28th, October 2011
Flashback
On This Day In Photos: Jeremy Bamber Is Jailed For Killing Five Members Of His Family
On This Day In Photos - October 28 1984: Jeremy Bamber is sentenced to five life terms for killing five members of his family - his step-parents, sister and her two six-year-old sons - at White House Farm in Tolleshunt D'Arcy, Essex.... More »
28th, October 2011
Key Posts
Fifa Awards World Cup TV Rights To Sepp Blatter's Nephew Joseph Blatter
Fifa have appointed Infront Sports and Media as the organisation's "exclusive sales representative for the distribution of Asian broadcast rights" for the 2018 and 2022 World Cups. Phew!... More »
28th, October 2011
Money
Gaia Will be Angry With Us: Solar Power Subsidy Cut
issing about sticking the odd panel on the occasional house is just pissing that cash away. So we shouldn't be doing it, however much we might want to save the planet.... More »
28th, October 2011
Music
Justin Bieber And Busta Rhymes Kill Christmas: Little Drummer Boy Must Die
Open your ears for the last time (before you hack them off with the bluntest, rustiest instrument you can find) and listen to Justin and Busta 'really should know better' Rhymes making a Yuletide massacre of Little Drummer Boy.... More »
