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27th, October 2011 Politicians

Tony Blair, The Daily Telegraph And Those Rich Kazakh Despots

The Daily Telegraph seems upset that Tony Blair is making money from dealing with Kazakhstan... More »

27th, October 2011 Key Posts 2

Madeleine McCann: Inspiring Duncan McAlister Is The Sun's Maddie Perv

As we know, the title "Maddie perv" is a movable one. Today's "Maddie perv" is spotted by Gordon Tait: "Maddie perv freed... because he's disabled"... More »

27th, October 2011 Strange But True

David Calvo Challenges Ed Miliband's Rubik's Cube Majesty

Calvo will now demonstrate why he and not Ed Miliband should lead the Labour Party... More »

27th, October 2011 Key Posts 2

Photos Of The Day: Che Guevara Is The 1%

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27th, October 2011 Money

Occupy Michael Moore: How Rich Is Mr 99%?

Moore explains the percentages.Piers Morgan wants him to admit that he is more 1% than 99%... More »

27th, October 2011 In Pictures

Tattoos Of Marijuana

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27th, October 2011 The Consumer 1

German Book Teaches Children About Their Gay Dad

So. Why is daddy living with his special friend? A German book explains... More »

27th, October 2011 Reviews

Army Demands Killed Soldier Pays Back Holiday Refund

Because LCpl Jordan Bancroft was shot dead in Helmland province, Afghanistan, before the month's end, he was docked pay.... More »

27th, October 2011 Key Posts 2

Chelsea's John Terry Is Being Tried By A Vengeful Media That Excuses Racism

Terry says he is proud to be captain of a racially mixed team. He has worn an armband demanding that racism be kicked out of football. But neither point is relevant. Terry would no more refuse to play with a black man then he would openly join the BNP... More »

27th, October 2011 Strange But True

Police Find Man Trapped In Hollow Tree Trunk (Photos)

To Laguna Hills, California, where a man is stuck inside the hollow trunk of a tree. The hole leads about five feet underground. When police arrive, all they can see are the man's head and arms. More »

27th, October 2011 Reviews 2

20 Palestinians Shot In Prisoners' Release Celebrations

The Palestinian Centre for Human Rights (PCHR), reports that during celebration to mark the prisoner swap, 20 locals were injured by gunfire, including 4 children and two women... More »

26th, October 2011 Gifs

Gifs Of The Day: The Popcorn Wick Detonator

An invention that needs to happen... More »

26th, October 2011 In Pictures

Retro Photos: The Saucy Sweater Years

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26th, October 2011 Reviews

Woman Raped At Occupy Glasgow

Is this the death knell for the Occupy movement in the UK? More »

26th, October 2011 Reviews

Big Media Makes Turkey Earthquake About Israel

Can big media make even the Turkey earthquake about Israel?... More »

26th, October 2011 Reviews 1

Libya Wants Nato Help Finishing Off Gaddafi Fighters

Libya wants Nato to be its new model airforce... More »

26th, October 2011 Film

Steve Buscemi Is Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead...

The many deaths of Steve Buscemi... More »

26th, October 2011 Reviews

On Finding Einstein's Brain In A Costa Cider Jar

"I came to the conclusion that the brain, in sectioned form, was still in the possession of the pathologist who removed it from the Einstein head, Dr. Thomas Harvey. I tracked him down in..." More »

26th, October 2011 Celebrities

Amy Winehouse Was Killed By Legal Alcohol: Ilegal Drugs Did Her No Harm

Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning. After all the illegal drugs, it was legal booze that killed her... More »

26th, October 2011 Key Posts 1

Sun Lamabasts Mong Faced Ricky Gervais But Employs Down's Syndrome Hating Frankie Boyle

When Ricky Gervais pulled his mong face and launched a one-man mission to change the use of a word, the Sun was deeply upset... More »

26th, October 2011 Reviews 1

News In Photos: October 26, 2011

What you need to know, in photos... More »

26th, October 2011 Sports

BBC Says Aldershot Are Aldershit

How bad were Aldershot in their Carling Cup match against Manchester United. Well, they lot 3-0... More »

26th, October 2011 Key Posts

If The Euro Fails, Europe Fails: Hurrah!

Merkel tells us that if the euro fails then Europe fails: to which the correct response is Hurrah! More »

26th, October 2011 Key Posts 1

Thermal Imaging Cameras Prove Occupy London More Inhabited Than City Bankers' Homes: Reptiles Are Cold Blooded

Says our expert: "The thermal images only pick up warm-blooded humans. Chances are they will be useless on bankers, recording only the presence of cleaners, au pairs and lap-dancers..." More »

26th, October 2011 Sports

Tesco Offers Post-Thrashing Discount On Manchester United Cake: Man City's Still Expensive

United's doughnut-munching goalkeeper De Gea might be interested... More »