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26th, October 2011 Sports 4

Daily Mail Says Racism Is No Big Deal: Black Footballers Should Complain About More Important Things

"Things may not be perfect but, at the end of the day, Gary, there are worse things to complain about. So, Mr Evra and..." More »

26th, October 2011 Money 1

The Times Says Copenhagen Is New Capital Of Sweden

The Times' Danny Forston has news that Sweden has been relocated... More »

26th, October 2011 TV & Radio

OK! Says Big Brother's 1 Million Viewers Are Better Than The X Factor's 11 Million

Anorak is no great fan of the X Factor and Big Brother but does note with interest how OK! magazine describes both shows: Big Brother is a "ratings hit"; the X Factor is suffering from "low ratings". More »

26th, October 2011 In Pictures

Drunks - Just Be Glad It's Not You

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26th, October 2011 Key Posts

Libya Is A Rabid Dog Waiting For The Next Gaddafi NATO Approves Of

Libya has been caught out and shown be a mainly unsophisticated divided rural tribal community with unchanged ancient methods of treatment of enemies... More »

26th, October 2011 Reviews 4

MILF Rampage: Milfs Kills Five

Truth shall prevail.... More »

26th, October 2011 Sports 3

Arsenal's Thomas Vermaelen Is Both Injured And Uninjured In The Times And Daily Mail

Arsenal look to have turned the corner. But the Daily Mail sees only bad news, as is its wont. Sami Mokbel writes: "Thomas Vermaelen's long-awaited return to action turned sour..." More »

26th, October 2011 Strange But True

Police Rescue Car Thief Trapped Inside Corvette When Battery Goes Flat

The car's owner has left the vehicle unlocked while he puts the battery charger he has used to charge the car back in the garage. He has left the car running. The thief jumps in. He locks the doors locks and shuts the windows. He tries to drive off... More »

26th, October 2011 Key Posts

Photos Of The Day: Justin Bieber's Sexy Walmart Mask Face

These people are your there... More »

26th, October 2011 Key Posts 3

African Prostitute Turns Into Donkey During Sex

Hard luck on Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, Zimbabwe, charged with bestiality when the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey... More »

26th, October 2011 Key Posts 4

Is Chelsea's John Terry A Teflon-Coated Odious Chancer Or The Misunderstood Hero?

Is John Terry, the hard-to-like Chelsea and England captain, a racist? Those for and against the man pile in... More »

26th, October 2011 Celebrities

Peter Andre's Life Is 'Destroyed' By Not Being 'Able To Perform'

Peter Andre is with Princess TenaLadyMeeeee and Junior Peter on the cover of OK!. Single dad Peter has taken his kidzzzzz to work with him, as he must... More »

25th, October 2011 Reviews

The Rescue Of Azra Karaduman In Photos: Turkey's Symbol Of Loss And Hope

Are Semiha Karaduman and her two-week old baby daughter Azra Karaduman symbols of hope? More »

25th, October 2011 Reviews

News In Photos: Maria Topp Bites Of Boyfriend's Testicles

What you need to know - in photos... More »

25th, October 2011 Reviews

Daily Mail Health Tuesday: Losing A Leg To Killer Cheese

It's Health Tuesday in the Daily Mail: News ways to die and fall sick... More »

25th, October 2011 Celebrities

Rosemary Conley's Delivers A Hello! Magazine Boast Card

"No, no, don't worry at all," she says as we offer to remove our shoes to protect her cream carpets. "Our dogs don't their shoes off. And this a house to live in, not a show home."... More »

25th, October 2011 The Consumer 1

Skiiing With The Guardian's Emma Kennedy And The Spirit Of Max Gogarty

Oh boo hoo, you have to wrap up in salopettes. Boo hoo, you have to wear ski boots. Boo hoo, you have half your face covered up in goggles. Boo boo boo boo booing hoo. To you I have one thing to say. Get. Over. Yourself... More »

25th, October 2011 Reviews

The Chorley Guardian Needs An Editor: Best Job Already Taken

Situations Vacant: The Chorley Guardian is looking for a new editor... More »

25th, October 2011 Reviews

Baby Eaten By Changing Mat: Photo

How absorbant is your baby's changing mat? The one showcased in Germany's "Schöner Wohnen" can swallow half a baby... More »

25th, October 2011 Reviews

Jeanette Winterson's Occassional Use Of Chelsea Tractor Fuel: Green Campaigner's Range Rover Issues

Winterton, the novellist, has had what the The Telegraph reports as a "screaming rant" with neighbour"...over a 4x4... Hers. More »

25th, October 2011 Strange But True

Want To Avoid A Ticket? Saw A Parking Meter In Half (Video)

Of course, people get very stressed about things like this and start acting strangely... such as the guy who sawed a parking meter in two!... More »

25th, October 2011 Key Posts 1

Never Knowingly Transparent: Libyan Government Now Holds Probe Into Gaddafi Murder

The already had enough and quitting interim leader of the Libyan nation Mustafa Abdel-Jalil finally announced he had formed a committee to decide on disposal arrangements for the bodies of the ousted Muammar Gaddafi, his son and military commander... More »

25th, October 2011 In Pictures

Charlie Brown: The Secret Books In Photos

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25th, October 2011 Key Posts

Occupy Mercedes Benz FAIL: Anti-Capitalist Peace Protestors Can't Spell CND

What is with protestors and their love / hate for Mercedes? More »

25th, October 2011 Sports

Manchester City Fan Teaches Budgie To Praise Team: Video

Of course, should player or manager change clubs, Cheeksey may be stuffed….literally... More »