9th, October 2011
Politicians
They do no clapping. Why? Because clapping might "prevent someone else who is addressing the assembly from being heard". Instead, the do a "signal approval" that sees the crowd wave and wiggle their fingers... More »
9th, October 2011
Sports
You know how we told you that England's Somoan rugby international Manu Tuilagi had been the best thing about Martin Johnson's gang of self-aggrandising cheating twats? Well, allegedly, he's just been arrested... More »
9th, October 2011
Celebrities
Now we know why Kim Kardashian sold her wedding to a reality TV show and photos to People magazine for $1.5m: she did it for the fans... More »
How does the X Factor follow Matt Cardle, last year's winner on to the stage? Why, with Cee Lo Green singing F*** You, aka Forget You... More »
9th, October 2011
Celebrities
8 On the day John Lennon would have marked hi 71st birthday, 69-year-old Paul McCartney married a 51-year-old heiress named Nancy Shevell at Marylebone Town Hall, where Macca married Linda in the 1969. Stella McCartney did the outfits. Beatrice McCartney carried flowers.... More »
9th, October 2011
Politicians
Occupy Seattle is going great guns. In this video you will see protestors claim the streets - and stop at the crossing... More »
9th, October 2011
Celebrities
Kutcher's alleged extra-marital sex with a blonde named Sara Leal - following news of alleged extra-marital sex with a brunette named Brittney Jones - has resulted in rumours that he and Demi Moore and to be divorced.The story is big news because... More »
9th, October 2011
Strange But True
9 Having looked at what makes this country GREAT, Anorak ventured to Great Yarmouth and to Louis Tussaud's House of Wax... More »
9th, October 2011
Key Posts
16 What we need is some lighthearted relief. Here's Stephen Jones in the Times: "And so France went in leading 16-0, and this after Dimitri Yachvili, who played immaculately, missed three shots at goal.".... More »
9th, October 2011
Key Posts
2 Knox is innocent. She did not murder Meredith Kercher. She did not kill her, either. So, why is the Sunday Times leading with: "THE KNOX FILES - THE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS"... More »
9th, October 2011
Strange But True
To Florida, where Kenneth Martin Sarsony has been arrested for pooing on the front steps of portable classroom 469 at Ft. King Middle School, Florida... More »
9th, October 2011
TV & Radio
3 Ah, the fair English rose... More »
9th, October 2011
Celebrities
The younger American is getting an easy ride in the press on account of her being an heiress, a fact mentioned in pretty much every report on her.... More »
9th, October 2011
Key Posts
1 What coincidence that with Michael Jackson's name high on the news cycle there should be a Michael Forever Tribute Concert in Cardiff, a city so close to MJ's heart?... More »
8th, October 2011
Photojournalism
1 It could be you... More »
8th, October 2011
Madeleine McCann
6 Anorak's at-a-glance look at Our Maddie in the media... More »
8th, October 2011
Celebrities
1 Women on the magic box are always presented as role models. When we watch a woman of power and wealth on the telly we expect one thing: misery... More »
8th, October 2011
Strange But True
Mug Shot Of The Day features the face of Amanda Rose Owens, 18. She is charged with stealing cash and items of value from her neighbour Darin Pake's home. She stole to feed her addidction to porn... More »
8th, October 2011
TV & Radio
Sister Janet Mead will now ing the Lord's Prayer in the tripped-out, creepy fashion... More »
7th, October 2011
Key Posts
The Daily Mail has been banging on about the BBC ending the use of BC and AD, replacing Christianity with Common Era and Before Common Era. The Daily Mail would never stoop to political correctness, Islam and Marxist ideology. Until it did... More »
7th, October 2011
Politicians
Ashley Madison is - without irony - "the most recognized and reputable extramarital affair company". They will set you up with an extra-marital shag... More »
7th, October 2011
Money
2 Steve Jobs has died. After the hagiogrpahy, the pundits assess the legacy... More »
7th, October 2011
Politicians
Embattled MP Chris Huhne today tweeted an intriguing message into the public domain and then promptly deleted it. Perhaps he should have DM'd it... More »
7th, October 2011
Key Posts
5 Lisa Irwin is missing: The 10-month old child was kidnapped from her cot by an intruder on Monday 4th October 2011. Lisa Irwin is blonde and blue eyed... More »
