Matthew Parris Explains Why Hair Beats Politics And Hard News
Times columnist Matthew Parris explains why newspaper cover news items - and why Anorak tries to make a mix of news and stuff... More »
5th, October 2011
Reviews
5th, October 2011
Celebrities
Mark Wright' And Lauren Goodger's Abort 'n' Tell: Life Under A Scraped Barrel
Finally we know what happens when you scrape the bottom of the barrel dry - you turn it over and discover two D-list celebs squabbling in public over an aborted child... More »
5th, October 2011
Gifs
8 Gifs Of The Day: The Automatic Dog Ball Tosser
Because being idle is good... More »
5th, October 2011
Reviews
1 Manchester Riots Airbrushed From Official Manchester Police Figures
Did you know that the riots in Manchester Never happened? An Anorak reader sends us this from the Manchester Evening News... More »
5th, October 2011
Celebrities
Celine Dion Grows Her Own Rosary Beads
"When he was little, every time he saw a leaf or stick, he'd say: 'Mum, this is for you.' And then you can't get rid of them of course. So I put the leaves in..." More »
5th, October 2011
Money
Dexia Is Northern Rock
There's a Belgian/French bank out there called Dexia. No, I'd not heard of it until a couple of days ago either. The reason I have heard of it, the reason it's in the papers, is because it seems to be going bust... More »
5th, October 2011
Reviews
Sex And Hugs With 'Grilled' Amanda Knox
Amanda Knox is not a victim. Well, not only. Mostly, the Sun says, she's fit and shaggable... More »
5th, October 2011
Strange But True
100 Year Old Clare Ormiston Spanks The Care Home Stripper
For her 100th birthday present, Birmingham lass Clare Ormiston got a stripper. It's what she wanted. Well, her first choice was a "seat on the moon", but building rockets takes time... More »
5th, October 2011
Key Posts
3 Who Wants To Have Dirty Sex With Amanda Knox? It's A TV Debate
When we told you that Matthew Wright was asking jobbing opinion experts on his The Wright Stuff TV show on Channel 5 if they would have sex with Amanda Knox we did not tell you the results... More »
5th, October 2011
Politicians
Los Angeles City Council Are Looking For Mike Hunt
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt..? More »
5th, October 2011
Key Posts
11 British Press Won't Let 'Beaming' Amanda Knox Go Free
The contrast between smiling Knox - and she must always be pictured smiling - and the sober Kerchers is stark. The Sun and Mail describe Knox as "beaming". The headlines are delivered in a gossipy style with big sideways eyes and a bitter undercurrent... More »
5th, October 2011
Celebrities
2 Jodie Marsh: Bodybuilder - Photos Of Hardest Brownest Woman In Celebrityville
Marsh has worked out that her body is her fortune. Having been fleshy and busty, tattooed and busty, almost clothed and bust, and busty, Jodie is now taught and busty with a stomach that sources claim communicates the braille message... More »
4th, October 2011
Politicians
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Occupy Wall Street: Revolution Starts With An Echo
The Occupy Wall Street protest just got odd. The Occupy Wall Stret protest just got odd. Jonah Goldberg explains... More »
4th, October 2011
Celebrities
Liz Hurley Is Too Late To Save England From Shane Warne
Once upon a time Shane Warne was a great cricketer with sun-kissed pro-Aussie hair, a lit ciggie and a cheeky wave as the stands persued his ears with affectionate rolling cries of "Warney…. Warney… More »
4th, October 2011
Reviews
New York Post Says Occupy Wall Street Protestors Are Shits
IS anyone in any doubt - any doubt whatsoever - what the New York Post thinks of the Occupy Wall Street protest?... More »
4th, October 2011
Sports
Roberto Mancini Brown Noses And Paul Ince Tempts Fate At Football Dream Date Dinner
Yahoo's The Dugout asked a platoon of footballer managers and pundits who they would like to have dinner with. The answers are great... More »
4th, October 2011
Key Posts
6 Tube Drivers Deserve Their £50k: Blithering Bloody Nonsense
As the comments in The Guardian point out, you don't in fact get £50k a year because people die in front of you: ask a few nurses, paramedics or Marines how much they get paid... More »
4th, October 2011
Celebrities
Immortal Michael Jackson In Tasteful Legacy Shocker!
Instead of the usual grotesque circus of bottom feeders and snarks, this time, we've got an actual circus... More »
4th, October 2011
Reviews
10 Free Colin Norris: Can Science Save An Innocent Man?
Back in 2002, Glasgow-born nurse Norris poisoned five elderly female patients by injecting them with insulin at Leeds General Infirmary and St James's Hospital. One survived. The victims were 79, 80, 86 and 88 years old. The survivor was 90... More »
4th, October 2011
Celebrities
Bunnyman McCullogh Surprises Everyone By Acting Like A Complete Tool During Gig
During a show on Wednesday in Glasgow, McCullouch stormed off-stage and challenged some poor sod to a fight... More »
4th, October 2011
Celebrities
Jacko Chimp Fingers Killer Doc: Daily Sport Sums Up Michael Jackson Case
Can the Daily Sport sum up the Michael Jackson Dr Conrad Murray death case in one headline? Pretty much, yes... More »
