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27th, September 2011 Celebrities 3

Nancy Dell'Olio Knows You Find Her Fascinating

"There has to be a reason why I've been the centre of attention for the past ten years in this country"... More »

27th, September 2011 Celebrities 2

Michael Jackson 'Murder' Trial: Day 1 Photos

PSST! Want to see Michael Jackson's dead body? You never saw dead Elvis... More »

27th, September 2011 Strange But True

KKK Sets Up Florida Ice-Cream Parlour: Flakes All Round

To Ocala, Florida, where the KKK are flogging ice-cream in the sort of herren kinder recruitment drive Adolf Hitler overlooked... More »

27th, September 2011 Reviews 1

Detroit Cop KOs Man In Casino

Yes, we all know that the police forces of the world have a pretty lousy job. They have to do some pretty unpopular things in their bid to keep law abiding citizens safe... More »

27th, September 2011 TV & Radio

RIP David Croft: You Were Rarely Funny

RIP David CRoft. You wrote the sit-coms that marked time spent in front of the telly... More »

27th, September 2011 Strange But True 4

Dead Woman Wrapped In Morgue's Plastic Bag Breathes Again

RIP Rosa Celestrino de Assis. That; her in teh mkogue. That's her in the palstic body bag. That's her being cuddled by her daughter, Rosangela Celestrino... More »

27th, September 2011 Celebrities 1

Gifs Of The Day: Featuring Ryan Reynolds' Exciting Trouser Tent

Picture 4 is remarkable... More »

27th, September 2011 Sports 2

Referee Sends Off 6 Bath Players For 'Wearing Wrong Knickers'

The Bath Chronicle reports on six players being sent off in a Bath City FA Youth Cup match against Newport at at Spytty Park... More »

27th, September 2011 TV & Radio 2

X Factor: Tulisa Wages Class War Against Other Toffs Like Shane McGowan

"Tulisa Contostavlos has axed the X Factor band favourites because they are too posh." Too posh for what? More »

27th, September 2011 The Consumer

RIP Arch West: Doritos Founder's Had His Chips

The creator of Doritos has died aged 97 — and is to be buried with his crisps.... More »

27th, September 2011 Key Posts 1

Nancy Grace Presents Celebrity Nip Slips: Wardrobe Malfunctions To Order (Photos)

Grace is no victim of nominative determinism.The Us TV host is on Dancing With The Stars, showing her moves and boobs. Egads!... More »

27th, September 2011 In Pictures

Michael Jackson Pre-1980

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27th, September 2011 Celebrities 1

John Barrowman Brings Torchwood Raunch To The Krankies Glasgow Pantomime

Bring the kids. It's panto time in Glasgow... More »

27th, September 2011 Reviews

The Mysterious Case Of The Hull Baby Left On A Path At 3am

It's 3am in Hull. Joel Redhead - "a student" - is 18. He spots a 17-month-old baby "abandoned in her pram"... More »

27th, September 2011 Reviews 2

Health Scare Tuesday: Your Genitals Are Shrinking In The Daily Mail

It's Health Scare Tuesday in the Daily Mail - News Ways To Die Every Week!... More »

27th, September 2011 Money

The Glorious Recession: Goldman Sachs Rules World Says Alessio Rastani (Talking Trader For Hire)

Goldman Sachs rules the world. So says Alessio Rastani. He says you can make money from a downward market. He also says - and see below the video - that you can hire him to help you... More »

27th, September 2011 Key Posts 1

Photos Of The Day: Pinocchio's Tattoo Is Happy To See You

Obviously, I've made some mistakes.... More »

27th, September 2011 Key Posts 21

Amanda Knox: The Bald Blonde's Truth With Diya 'Patrick' Lumumba, Sex And Lies

One side is “angelic, good, compassionate, and in some ways even saintly”, he said. The other is “Lucifer-like, demonic, satanic, diabolic” and “longs to live out borderline extreme behaviour”... More »

27th, September 2011 Reviews 1

Piranhas Eat 100 People In Brazil: Well, Bits Of Them

When news reached us that piranhas have attacked about 100 beach goers in Brazil's Piaui state, we winced... More »

27th, September 2011 Strange But True 2

Men Who Sent Thousands Of Messages In Bottles Receives Thousands Of Replies

Harold Hackett has over ten years set sail over 4,800 messages in bottles from Prince Edward Island, Canada... More »

26th, September 2011 In Pictures

Rihanna In Bangor: Luvverly Photos

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26th, September 2011 Key Posts

Inside Soap Awards In Photos: EastEnders Overshadowed By Chelsea Healey's Yellow M&M

The problem with the Inside Soap Awards is not Chelsee Healey's impression of Nookie Bear eating an M&M but that it's voted for by people who read Inside Soap magazine... More »

26th, September 2011 Photojournalism

News In Photos: Taylor Lautner, Amanda Knox's A 'Witch Of Deception' And Ed Miliband's Inflatable Pig

News In Photos for September 26, 2011, features... More »

26th, September 2011 Key Posts 11

Burnley Transsexual Fights For 'Luxury Boobs' On The NHS

To Burnley, where Cathy Ann Daniels, 57, formerly Keith Stanstead Daniels, is refused a breast operation on the NHS. He says the ruling has left her "half man, half woman"... More »

26th, September 2011 Music

Rock In Rio 2011 In Photos: Rihanna Pinches Katy Perry's T-Shirt

You can't but notice that the women are offering a porn pastiche of modern life: Rihanna gropes her own arse; Katy Perry works her chest; the men get the T-shirts… More »