9th, September 2011
In Pictures
9th, September 2011
Key Posts
2 The Nike Air Mag AKA - The Marty McFly Self-Lacing Shoe Is Here: Photos And Design Blueprints
Things that exist only in movies no long only exist in the movies - we bring you the self-lacing Nike Air Mags, as seen in Back To The Future II, the film set in 2015... More »
9th, September 2011
Celebrities
Sad Keanu Reeves Leaks On To The Missouri Korean War Memoria
Sad Keanu Reeves has leaked off the internet and is on a poster for the Missouri Korean War Memorial... More »
9th, September 2011
Sports
3 Manchester City Fans Invited To Wave Inflatable Dolls And Guns At Napoli: Dust Out Godzilla
"At one end of the terrace stood Godzilla. Six foot tall, green and mean, this dinosaur was a match for anybody. At the other end of the terrace stood Frankenstein’s Monster. Slowly they bagan to converge towards the centre of the terrace. The crowd roared..." More »
9th, September 2011
Key Posts
Photos Of The Day: The Canarsie Courier Child Rapist And Smoking Dogs
Don't you wish you were a kid again..? More »
9th, September 2011
Celebrities
Petra Ecclestone's Wedding To James Stunt Is A Triumph For British Toilets
At the pre-wedding wedding guests ate: caviar, calamari, ravioli, lamb chop and chocolate pudding. The entire do was a celebration of wonderment and the best of excess... More »
9th, September 2011
Key Posts
2 The Killing Of Baha Mousa: It's Not Manslaughter It's Just A Few Bad Apples
Baha Mousa's killing is Britain's Abu Ghraib. Baha Mousa was beaten to death by the British Army in Iraq. No-one has been charged and convicted of his killing. In Britain the horror is hidden away until all the main players are long dead... More »
9th, September 2011
TV & Radio
How To Free A Cat: A Video Guide
Ever wonder how to make a frozen cat? Well, your quest for an answer is over... More »
9th, September 2011
Key Posts
5 Celebrity Big Brother: The Daily Star's Lies And Wet Dreams Were Better Than The Show
Time, then, to look back and see whihc of the Daily Star's front-page exclusies was the most factually correct... More »
9th, September 2011
Key Posts
Mr Jailin's Breast Grope Caught On Speed Camera: He Says It's A Police Fit Up
Deng Jialin Chinese has been captured on a speed camera groping the brest of his female passenger. He says no-one was there... More »
9th, September 2011
TV & Radio
Why You Never See A Fat Seagull: Video Proof
Meanwhile...a the bird gym... More »
8th, September 2011
Photojournalism
News In Photos September 8 2011: The Killing Of Baha Mousa
Baha Mousa, Danica Patrick, The 178th Oktoberfest, racing in Laytown, London Olympics, Seattle Mariners and 9/11... More »
8th, September 2011
Celebrities
9 Hurray! U2 To Take Break From Music! Oh No! That Means Bono Can Play Politician Again!
Stadium rockers U2, are going to mercifully take a break from hauling their bloated arses around the world while peddling their ditchwater rock on ravenously stupid fans... More »
8th, September 2011
Madeleine McCann
6 Madeleine McCann: 30 Scotland Yard Officers Target Portugal
Scotland Yard detectives are in Portugual... More »
8th, September 2011
Politicians
Lembit Opik And Nelson Mandela: The Long Walk To I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
Opik will not be the Lib Dems' candidate for the post of London Mayoral at the next election. He lost to former I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here agonist Brian Paddick... More »
8th, September 2011
Celebrities
3 The Women In Simon Cowell's Threesome Revealed: Sex And Super-Injunctions
It is, indeed, odd that a man who is rumoured to have shagged 2000 women has not been the subject of a single shag 'n' tell in the tabloids. Who needs super-injunctions? Not Simon Cowell. It is thus left to the top shagger to tell us about his fairytale life... More »
8th, September 2011
Sports
International Paralympic Day: David Cameron And Boris Johnson Do Tennis
Bullingdon Boys David Cameron and Mayor of London Boris Johnson played tennis in smart shiny black shoes, slacks and shirts.... More »
8th, September 2011
Strange But True
1 Dog Eating Man Eaten By Dogs
Andre Lumboga had returned from a holiday to his Manado home. The 50-year left his bags at the front door and went inside.... More »
8th, September 2011
Strange But True
Mr Weiner Wants To Ban Nude Hot Dog Eating In San Francisco
The City Supervisor of San Francisco wants to outlaw nudity in public. He wants nudists to no longer be nudists. He wants them to wear clothes... More »
8th, September 2011
Sports
Former Manchester United Great Paul McGrath Will Now Sing His New Single 'Goin Back'
Former Manchester Untied defender Paul McGrath will now sing Goin' Back - his news single - in the style of a divorced dad stood on a drab Curracloe beach: More »
8th, September 2011
TV & Radio
Women-Hating Daily Mail Hits Out At Other Vile Internet Scum Who Criticise Women Online
The Daily Mail delivers "Your starter for hell" the story of "University Challenge girls suffer vile internet abuse". It's wonderful stuff... More »
8th, September 2011
Technology
Ignacio Torres' Moving Photographs Makes Stars Of Us All: Photos
"This project began from the theory that humans are made of cosmic matter as a result of a star’s death. I created imagery that showcased this cosmic birth through the use of dust.." More »
8th, September 2011
Photojournalism
Photos Of The Day: Taylor Lautner's Shady Hooked Up Nose Rings
Photos of The Day are presented by: The man who with padlock in his nose and ears can mind your bicycle and your dog; the Jesus Chemical shop; the moon is falling; brilliant satire; and... More »
8th, September 2011
Politicians
1 David Cameron's Masterclass In Deception: The EU Referendum Con
Want to know why we don't trust politicians and newspapers...? More »
8th, September 2011
Reviews
3 Kerrie Hates Her Big Girl's Blouse and Killer Chest
Up in the the land of the ever-open chip shop is Kerrie Jewell, 41, who says her 40HH bust is closing to killing her and she wants the NHS to weild the knife.... More »
