Real-Life Barbies - Photos Of Women Who Want To Be Plastic Dolls
Galia Slayen created a real-life Barbie - the creature stands about 6 feet tall with a 39″ bust, 18″ waist and 33″ hips... More »
Great Grandmas Gets False Breasts And 'Do Not Resuscitate' Tattoos: Photos
We were going to tell you about Liverpool great grandma Joan Lloyd, who at 65 spent just under five grand on a big new chest. Reports are that the new F-Cup boobs are helping Joan score dates with men as young as 24... More »
Pig With Two Mouths Born In China: Photos
To China land of the mutation, where a piglet has been born with two faces. He has two mouths and can use both of them to eat... More »
Polar Bear Attacks Woman In Russia: Video
Once polies were the stars of the global warming movement. No day was complete with seeing a photo of a polar beat sat on a small chunk ice to illustrate that the wold's ice reserves were melting... More »
Daily Mail Sparks Midsomer Murders Race War In Worlingham, Suffolk: A Golliwog In The Window
Jenna Mason has been arrested and charged with racially aggravated harassment’ for placing golliwog in the window of her home. Her next door neighbour in Worlingham, Suffolk, is one Rosemarie O'Donnell. Mrs O'Donnell is black. Mrs Mason is white... More »
Drunk Moose Tries To Climb Tree: Photos
In Gothenburg, Sweden, a moose has tried to climb a a tree…and failed... More »
Kate Middleton Is Pregnant With Twins (Sources Say)
Kate Middleton is "Pregnant With Twins!" We know this because Star magazine knows this and tells us what it knows on its front page... More »
Lord Justice Stevenson's Media Trial Will Produce Heat WIth No Light
Kate and Gerry McCann, Labour MPs Chris Bryant, Tessa Jowell and Denis MacShane, former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott, Chris Shipman, the son of Harold Shipman, Max Mosley, Chris Jefferies want to be represented at an official inquiry into phone hacking... More »
Dying Newspaper Saves Women Trapped In Patio Chair
Local News Story of The Day takes us to Liberty Hill, Texas, where Evelyn Rogers, 75, has become trapped in her garden furniture... More »
Is Rihanna Is 2011's Sexiest Woman? You Decide
RIHANNA! You've pretty much seen all she has to offer, penetrative sex aside. Those leaked photos of her with no clothes on may have embarrassed her at the time, but since then, she's blossomed into a fully blown exhibitionist... More »
News In Photos 7/9/2011: Iftikhar and Faranza Ahmed Killed Their Daughter Shafilea For Honour And...
The news of the day in photos... More »
BBC Edits Jonathan King Out Of Top Of The Pops
The BBC's vacuous decision to edit out an appearance of Jonathan King on a 1976 edition of Top of the Pops for a BBC4 rerun sets an intriguing precedent... More »
Westboro Baptist Church Versus Foo Fighters!
While the Foo Fighters have yet to kill or paste a single 'Foo', they've got a battle pressing. After they released their 'Hot Buns' video, they horsed around in the showers of a gas station, dressed like truckers and playing the whole homo-erotic thing for laughs... More »
Katie: My Magazine: Katie Price Is Now Available In Instalments
Anorak is excited at the thought that the Katie comic will come with free gifts such as My Divorce, My Pink Horsebox, My Jordans, My Nunny, My Ex Peter Andre, My Transvestite Cage-Fighter Alex Reid; My Confused Children; My Week In Ibiza, My Used Waxing Strips, My Aunt Fanny, My Dead Eyes, and My Favourite Shade of Orange... More »
Miss Universe Outrage: Colombia Needs To Wear Underpants (Photos)
Catalina Robayo is the star of Donald Trump's Miss Universe on account of her going out the house without her knickers on... More »
Manchester City's Garry Cook Is A Victim Of Football's Cancer: Dr Anthonia Onuoha's 11 Months Of Pain
Dr Onuoha, you will recall, found it necessary to speak of her cancer in an email to City's football administrator Brian Marwood in the context of negotiations over her son's role at the club - she also acts as his agent... More »
ITV's Clive Tyldesley Says Wales And Spurs' Gareth Bale Always Wins - Even When He Doesn't
England defeat the mighty Wales 1-0 at Wembley. It might have been very different had ITV's Clive Tyldesley's version of Spurs and Wales winger Gareth Bale scored... More »
Smoking Cannabis Makes You Slim - Maybe
Did you know that marijuana keeps you slim - maybe? Given the ongoing war on fat, this is good news for an Government keen to get is into the approved shape... More »
Daily Mail Says Middle-Aged Boozing Prevents Cancer - Unless You're Middle Class (In Which Case Your F*cked)
Daily Mail says middle-class middle-aged drinkers are as good as dead... More »
Photos Of The Day - Please Do Not Climb On The Lion
Photos of The Day: presented by Harbor the coonhound's 2ft-long ears; ballet for boys; he gets caught looking; and a sing that warns you against climbing on the lions... More »
Strictly Come Dancing 2011: Audley Harrison's Second Chance And Edwina's Eggshells
Strictly Come Dancing 2011 - and it's a good year for sports fans in the televised pro-celebrity arena... More »
Defacing Signs Can Make Them Much Funnier - Photos
Signs can be defaced to make them a whole lot funnier... More »
East Sussex Pub Bans Family For Requesting Diet Lemonade
LOCAL News Story of The Day : "Family's request for soft drink leads to lifetime ban."... More »