7th, September 2011
Key Posts
Hageman is front-page news. He won £1million on ITV's Red Or Black. The Show is best described by Dec of Ant 'n' Dec: "There's no skill or talent involved"... More »
6th, September 2011
Celebrities
As GQ supremo Dylan Jones tells us: "If I wanted to give an award to the man who has down the most to improve Anglo-Latvian relations in a basement club setting it would be Old Mr Anorak every time"... More »
6th, September 2011
Celebrities
Jessie has beggared off on the Honeymoon with chums so she can cry in the sun as well as getting Max Clifford to represent her (presumably, so she can recoup some of that money she lost)... More »
6th, September 2011
Royal Family
Middleton's backside is 28 years old today. Happy birthday! Look out for an exhibition of Pippa's wedding outfit - that dress! those knickers! - at Buckingham Palace.... More »
6th, September 2011
Reviews
Scare Story of The Day is created in the Scottish Gamekeepers Association which wonders whether sea eagles are able to differentiate between children and other prey.... More »
6th, September 2011
Reviews
1 The council says a representative of the travellers' community has made them an offer: pay them £6m and they will leave now... More »
6th, September 2011
Celebrities
“I puke quite a lot before going on stage. Though never actually on stage. But then, I shit myself before everything..." More »
6th, September 2011
Strange But True
3 To the Philippines where a 21-ft long 12,370lb slat water estuarine crocodile has been caught... More »
6th, September 2011
Money
Monbiot completely misunderstands the housing market isn't all that much of a surprise of course: the list of matters economical that George can misunderstand is fairly long... More »
6th, September 2011
Key Posts
29 Ian Wright wades into the self-awareness and guile of a Glastonbury camper with diarrhea heading to the portaloo... More »
6th, September 2011
Money
1 I've been having an extended shouting match with a bloke called Richard Murphy for years now... More »
6th, September 2011
Strange But True
Something is amiss at The Party Town shop on Ecclesall Road... More »
6th, September 2011
Photojournalism
Photos Of The Day are presented by: Barack Obama's missing teeth; spelling tattoo error of the day; how to remove a tattoo with a hot iron; terrifying dogs; a man can fly; the Peter Meter; cat scales; mum knows you smoke cannabis; the Afghan driving school; and guns for hire... More »
6th, September 2011
Sports
Jack Wilshere is injured. The Arsenal star is out for a few weeks.The tabloids seek sensation. Can they find any..? More »
6th, September 2011
Strange But True
The pigs then drink from the local river, thus polluting it with bits of dead human flesh... More »
6th, September 2011
Gifs
GIFS of The Day - is that a dog in the third Gif? Is that a dog being sent own a ramp and made to fly into a small pool of water? If so, who did it? The Mary Bale Fan Club has much to answer for... More »
6th, September 2011
Celebrities
1 These really are very funny... More »
6th, September 2011
Strange But True
3 The Phnom Penh Post has news of the man who at his friend's dog after it was killed by a monkey has been shot dead by the dog's owner... More »
6th, September 2011
TV & Radio
The British on holiday - a joy to behold.... More »
6th, September 2011
Sports
6 Can Gary Cook hang on to his job as Manchester City's £1.8 million Chief Executive? Haven't Man City got a spare CE in a storeroom on £1.6m a year they can call upon while Cook nurses an injury. Given the trend of City to buy anything Arsenal, has anyone seen David Dein?... More »
5th, September 2011
Celebrities
1 Did you know that while at a rally for goodness, Jane Fonda declared: "My biggest regret is I never got to fuck Che Guevara"..? More »
5th, September 2011
The Consumer
3 Says she: "I especially don't like the laugh lines. And I kinda miss the fullness I had in my face"... More »
5th, September 2011
Sports
The Daily Mirror produces the most misleading headline of the week, as it declares: "Petrov amazed Cahill's still at Bolton".... More »
5th, September 2011
Strange But True
10 Craig Williams attempted to drive to the top of Snowdon, the highest mountain in England and Wales . He failed, stopping 400 yards short of the summit. Says the driver of a Vauxhall Frontera... More »
5th, September 2011
Music
1 MADCHESTER, la la la. That's the cry of a man who really ought to have a little trip to Dignitas for failing to move on with his life. His pink pallor, glowing in the summer sun poking from his knock-off parka... More »
