2nd, September 2011
Technology
All Wikileaks Top Secret Information Is Now Online And Free - Maybe
The joke is that Wikileaks are unhappy that their own secrets are being leaked... More »
2nd, September 2011
Technology
2nd, September 2011
TV & Radio
Ex-Hoff Gets Booted Out Of The Big Brother House, But Gets Her Revenge On Half The House
YES! We have a 100% accuracy with the whole Predicting Who Is Getting Voted Out Of The Big Brother House thing. You really should start putting money on our guesswork because we're quite clearly brilliant/sad enough to take an interest in the show... More »
2nd, September 2011
Reviews
David Beckham's Tattoos Give You Cancer
Hats off to the Daily Mail's Damien Gayle for writing beneath the headline: "Now tattoos give you cancer..." More »
2nd, September 2011
The Consumer
Lingerie For Men - It's Here At Last
We have, er, happened upon a website offering lingerie for men. We've pulled together a few of the most charged outfit. Would you wear it…for comfort, naturally..? More »
2nd, September 2011
Celebrities
Lauren Bush Becomes Lauren Lauren As She Marries David
Lauren Bush, George W Bush's niece and granddaughter to President of George H.W. Bush, is to be married to David Lauren, son to Ralph Lauren... More »
2nd, September 2011
TV & Radio
Big Brother's Amy Childs' Romp Gives Hope To The Sexually Obsessed
Big Brother has now been on the cover of the Daily Star for 14 straight days. While lesser organs look away, the Daily Star sticks to what it does best: talking up its proprietor Richard Desmond's show... More »
2nd, September 2011
Strange But True
Exeter Thief Leaves Trail Of Minstrels To His Lair
Rye, 29, was "off his face" when he broke into the Co-Op in Exeter. He stole booze and sweets... More »
2nd, September 2011
Strange But True
8 Northamptonshire Man Kills Wife In Row Over Mashed Potato
It was 5.30am on January 7, 2011, in a bungalow in Yardley Hastings, Northamptonshire. It is the morning after the mashed potato debacle. Adlard strikes his wife... More »
2nd, September 2011
Madeleine McCann
3 Madeleine McCann Is Not An App
Ken News manages to weave Madeleine McCann into a story on a Channel 4 show in which Stephen Fry counted down the greatest gadgets of all time... More »
1st, September 2011
Photojournalism
News In Photos: Sophie Lindop's NHS, Ratting Gaddafi, The Bordeaux Letter And Kenya's Ezekiel Kemboi's Body Fat
Because photos can say it all... More »
1st, September 2011
TV & Radio
1 Maddy Jackson Is The Four Year With Fake Breasts: Photos
Shift you cutie patooti Evan Wood, Step aside Botox Mum. Spin on this Sarah Burge. Four-year-old Maddy Jackson has C-cup breasts, a J-Lo derriere and more chutzpa than a Goonies Bar Mitzvah convention... More »
1st, September 2011
TV & Radio
Casey Stoner Dodges An Otter At Indianapolis
Has anyone ever seen an otter on the field of play before? We've had streakers and dogs and squirrels - but an otter..? More »
1st, September 2011
Celebrities
Kate Winslet Lurves Roman Polanski Despite... Y'know... All That Having Sex With Children Thing
“When Roman Polanski calls you, after you’ve picked yourself up off the floor, you say yes..." More »
1st, September 2011
Reviews
2 Gaddafi: Libya's Fascist Rebels Hunt The Jew And The Blacks
Remember who we told you that the rebels fighting Colonel Gaddafi were the country's BNP?... More »
1st, September 2011
Photojournalism
Photos The Day - We Found Them On The Internet
Photos of the day are presented by people we found on the internet... More »
1st, September 2011
Celebrities
Kirsten Dunst Was Born To Be A Commercially Viable Actress
"My mother told me that when I was born a wave of feeling came over her..." More »
1st, September 2011
Sports
17 Robbie Savage Mocks Arsenal, Praises Liverpool And Thinks All Germans Look The Same
Savage never misses a chance to show us how delighted he is with being Robbie Savage. If only the rest of the world would notice what he notices things would be better... More »
1st, September 2011
The Consumer
The £250,000 Burger: Truck Down Economics Makes Us All Fat
No, this isn't someone smearing foie gras and gold lame over a piece of beef. Rather, let's grow the meat in a vat and then make a burger.... More »
1st, September 2011
Reviews
The War In Libya And Me: Max Hastings' Daily Mail Histories
asting has a few words on the war in Libya - which we won. The Daily Mail's voice of history notes... More »
1st, September 2011
Strange But True
1 West Sussex Woman Finds Orange Alien Hiding In Carrot Patch: Photos
"I showed my friends and clients at work and they said I should call The Argus. I’ve called it Kevin...” More »
