1st, September 2011
Gifs
Gifs Of The Day: The Cat Slides In The Box
More bite-sixed moments of stupidity (some with cats)... More »
1st, September 2011
Gifs
1st, September 2011
Strange But True
127 Hours Sequel: Trapped John Hutt Cuts Off All His Toes
The sequel to 127 Hours is in the pipeline. It stars semi-retired logger John Hutt, 61. While working alone in the remote San Miguel County the morning of Aug. 19, his foot became caught in six tons of machinery... More »
1st, September 2011
Strange But True
3 Man Arrested For Sex With Pink Inflatable Swimming Pool Raft
To Cincinnati, where Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, has been arrested for "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft in an alley... More »
1st, September 2011
TV & Radio
Arsenal Enter The Spurs Zone As Arteta Cuts And Runs And Redknapp Gets £40million For Modric
The Gunners were in the fabled Tottenham Zone, waiting for players to get progressively cheaper as the countdown on Transfer Deadline day approached zero.... More »
31st, August 2011
Key Posts
21 The Battle For Dale Farm: Racism, Green Belt Snobs, The UN, Human Right And Vanessa Bloody Redgrave
The residents of Dale Farm will have to leave the country's largest unauthorised traveller site. The travellers had applied for a temporary injunction to stop Basildon Borough Council evicting the families from Dale Farm in Essex from midnight. They failed... More »
31st, August 2011
Sports
5 The Sun's Steve Howard Tries To Kick Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger And Misses Horribly
In a piece about transfer dealings, the Sun's man sat in front of News Now and Teletext, tells his readers how crap Arsene Wenger is at spotting talent... More »
31st, August 2011
Photojournalism
News In Photos: The George Clooney Tomatina
The News in Photos: what the mainstream media might have missed... More »
31st, August 2011
Celebrities
Alex Reid And Chantelle Houghton Get Infected In The Celebrity Petri Dish
In OK!, the "reality couple" are on an "escape" in Portugal. What they are escaping from is unclear. We'd wager it's chapped thighs, Peter Andre, hoodies and sharks... More »
31st, August 2011
Key Posts
1 Ortis Deley Gets Fired From C4's Athletics Coverage Thanks To This Online Video: World's Worst Sports Presenter
He bumbled and muttered his way through a series of gawdawful links, getting everyone's name wrong and generally being more stilted than a hostage telling a tabloid he's fine... More »
31st, August 2011
Reviews
1 Maybe I'm Watching The Wrong Porn?
There's a crisis in American Porn Land: one of the actors (such an interesting name really, for what they do) has tested positive for HIV so the industry is shut down. Wads are not being shot, paycheques not earned and presumably the strip clubs and escort agencies are getting an influx of staff... More »
31st, August 2011
Strange But True
1 New Mexico Policeman Filmed Having Sex On Car: Chihuahua Looks On
KOB Eyewitness News 4, of New Mexico, has broadcast footage of a State Police officer having sex with a woman on the hood of a car. It is daylight. A chihuahua looks on... More »
31st, August 2011
Gifs
Gifs Of The Day - The Waggling Toe Fails
GIFS of The Day feature: the se-saw saws; the great drop shot; the creepy toe; this is just too funny (4); a car door mishap, the inevitable cat; and train surfing... More »
31st, August 2011
Sports
1 Arsenal Sign Gary Cahill? Phil Gartside's 'F*ck Off' Earns Bolton £8million More
Arsenal offer a rpeorted £6million for Gary Cahill. Bolton Wanderers chairman Phil Gartside tells them to "fuck off"... More »
31st, August 2011
Money
The Banks Really Are To Blame For The Economy
The banks really are to blame for the economy. Although not in quite the manner many seem to think... More »
31st, August 2011
Sports
2 Spurs Sell Peter Crouch For £39m
Peter Crouch is leaving Spurs for... Well, who? And how much?... More »
31st, August 2011
Reviews
The Daily Express' Deadly Heat Wave Is Over: Records Show Cold Summer
Anyone reading the Daily Express may be surprised that the doom and heat never arrived... More »
31st, August 2011
Key Posts
Funny Signs Spotted On Your Foreign Holiday
Can you laugh at foreigners speaking English badly? Well, the ones who don't understand you...yes... More »
31st, August 2011
Celebrities
Jessie Wallace And Vincent Morse Make EastEnders And The Daily Star Seem Almost Real
Jessis Wallace the EastEnders harridan with the pork-pie voice and jellied eel gait is dating Vincent Morse. Well, she was. Yesterday's and today's tabloids wer full of news that the pair had split... More »
31st, August 2011
Celebrities
1 Is Private Peter Andre's 'Secret Love' His Sister Debbie?
With Kerry Katona in the Big Brother house, it's time for OK! to catch up on the life and times of sentimental Peter Andre?... More »
31st, August 2011
Reviews
7 Hull Family Threatened WIth Big Fine If Child Makes Too Much Noise In Garden
Alfie Landsell is so noisy that his mum and dad could be forced to pay a £5,000 fine if he fails to stop. Hull City Council tells Simon and Pippa Lansdell that a complaint has been made about their four-year-old son... More »
31st, August 2011
Money
1 German Prostitutes Buy Sex Tax Discs From Vending Machine
Prostitutes in German brothels already pay taxes so this is attempt to make things fair. You might own your body, but you do not own the tarmac on which you stand... More »
31st, August 2011
TV & Radio
Don't Jump Edward: Kids On Slides Video Of The Day
Edward. Edward. Don't jump, Edward. Edward... More »
30th, August 2011
Reviews
Local News Story Of The Day: Lancashire Couple's Shower Is UK's Oldest?
Tony and Margaret Jackson's Mira 8b shower with a Kelta shower was installed at their Brierfield, Lancashire, bungalow in 1976. It might be the UK's oldest working shower... More »
