National Transitional Council Agrees To Keep Lockerbie Lies Between Friends: UK's Ally Spares Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi's Blushes
Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi has been found in Libya. He's ill. The only person to have been tried and found guilty of the biggest mass murder on British soil is in a coma at his Tripoli home. Well, so we are told... More »
Photo Of Massive Frog Captured And Eaten In Malaysia
See that photo of a huge frog? A Chinese man says he found the massive frog in Gemencheh, Malaysia. The frog had been captured by an Orang Asli indigenous tribesman hunting by a river... More »
Lady Gaga Degreases Britney Spears' Acronym At The MTV VMAs In Photos
To the MTV VMA awards in LA USA, where Lady Gaga (LG) is presenting Britney Spears (BS) with the Video Vanguard award for most acronyms in single awards setting... More »
The Singing Cat Impersonates Rolf Harris
Singing cat will now impersonate Rolf Harris. (If you see singing bird, do tell...) More »
Obama Debated Hurricane Irene Out Of Existence: Hurricane Hype In 100 Photos
But what was unusual was that this hurricane was going to hit New York. And in New York live lots and lots of media workers. This hurricane would be the most talked about hurricane of all time... More »
No Violence But Plenty Of Love, Fun And Sex At Notting Hill Carnival: A Daily Mail Nightmare In Photos
The prospect of violence at the Notting Hill Carnival is exciting the Daily Mail to such a degree that it’s report on the first day’s festivities open thus: "The Notting Hill Carnival got off to a peaceful start today as Scotland Yard faces its biggest public order test since the London riots"... More »
Manchester United's Luis Nani Become Luis Nazi As Tony Cascarino Says Arsenal Are 'Having A Holocaust'
Cascarino says that Arsenal left back Armand Traore is "having a Holocaust" against Manchester United. This would make Luis Nani more Luis Nazi... More »
Arsenal Score Against Manchester United - Faith In Wenger Not Misguided: Photos Of Debt Beating Prudence
Arsenal went to Manchester United today boasting a team with slightly less experience than a experience than a novice nun on a Stag weekend in Amsterdam... More »
How's Jason? What Will Be The BBC'S First Question To Manchester United's Sir Alex Ferguson?
After seven years of silence, Manchester United’s manager Alex Ferguson will deign to speak with the grovelling BBC. “It’s not a grudge, it’s a stance,” said Feguson of his silence... More »
Videos Of Reporters LIVE! From The Hurricane: You Can Almost Smell The Sewage
We are LIVE from Hurricane Irene. Oh, the simple joy of watching hapless news reporters showing the folks at home just how windy a hurricane is... More »
Notting Hill Carnival 2011 Photos: The J'Ouvert
J'ouvert's revellers adorn themselves in mud, powder or brightly colored paint to depict the celebration of emancipation... More »
Natural History Museum Replaces Exhibits With Fakes: Rhino Horn Thieves And Visitors Duped
The thieves who made to steal rhino horns from the Natural History Museum at Tring, in Hertfordshire. will be disappointed. They are fakes... More »
Video: Toddlers Steal From Liverpool Newsagents As Mum Directs Caper
Sammi Mohammed runs a newagents in the city. He has produced CCTV video of a very young boy and girl stealing from him. The video shows them nicking a big can of Red Bull... More »
Vanity Fair's Man In Manhattan Cheers For Human Destroying Hurricanes: Irene And Me (With Cats)
Hurricane Irene is heading for New York! James Wolcott writes for Vanity Fair. In 2004, he was in Manhattan cheering for Gaia as she pounded a land mass miles away from his opinion base... More »
The Timash Arena Photos: Bursaspor's Stadium Is A Massive Green Crocodile With Laser Eyes
Bursaspor football club are to move to a new 45,000-seat stadium with a massive crocodile on the roof. The croc's two eyeholes each feature a beam of lights firing into the skies... More »
The Sun Mauls Seychelles Shark Victim With Nonsense, Myth And Fear
Ian Redmond continues to occupy minds at the caring Sun. The Lancashire man who was killed by a shark on his Seychelles honeymoon has kept the Sun in sensation... More »
Are These Photos Of Sick Steve Jobs Fakes?
Anyone who has lived with a cancer patient nows how grim it can get. The weight loss is the visible sign of change... More »
Harry Redknapp Says Samir Nasri Went To Manchester City For The Cash: Pope still Catholic
Nasri is seeking to explain why he left Arsenal and rejected their offers of £90,000-a-week - for 185,00-a-week at Manchester City... More »
Sinead O'Connor Is Looking For Filthy Anal Yam Sex With A Hairy Man
"The man who runs my site will protectively suggest I may want to visit the bathroom for a few intimate moments and a subsequent cold shower before deciding to post this on the site but I will of course ignore him as it's too late now and the her-moans are having the best of me..." More »
Yoandri Hernandez Garrido Has 24 Perfect Fingers And Toes (Photos)
Hernandez lives in Cuba. He says his six fingers on each hand and six fingers on each foot (the condition is called polydactyly)... More »
Revealed: Names Of News International Staff Who Hired Phone Hacker Glenn Mulcaire
Iront overload! Why you can't know the names of the hacking hacks... More »