27th, August 2011
In Pictures
27th, August 2011
Key Posts
17 Hurricane Bitch Hits New York: Photos Of A Nameless Muslim Storm
Hurricane Irene is heading for New York. After the earthquake, now the hurricane. The hurricane is terrifying. Well, it would be were it not named... More »
27th, August 2011
Photojournalism
News In Photos: Kate Middleton Catches Fire In Hampshire
New In Photos - stories you will not have seen in the mainstream news... More »
27th, August 2011
Reviews
1 Cambridge Council Gives Golf Stars For Little Bin Users
Who wants a gold star for being good? Cambridge Council proposes issuing a gold star to anyone who downsizes from a 240 litre bins to one of 140 litres... More »
27th, August 2011
Photojournalism
Photos Of The Day: The Tring Store 'N' Go Money In A Box
Photos The Day are brought to go by the big chimpanzee in a box which that watches over Tring Road Cemetery in Aylesbury. The company Store’N’Go are not saying that loved one is monkey in box - just that storage can be cheaper... More »
26th, August 2011
Reviews
Glasgow Copper Jailed For Not Making Arrest: Police Are In Desperate Trouble
Do we feel a shred of sympathy for Constable Michele Selby? At Glasgow Sheriff Court she has been jailed for a year for attempting to defeat the ends of justice... More »
26th, August 2011
Strange But True
1 Sheffield Headline Challenge: Mrs Beever's Untreated Crack
Headline Challenge time now, readers. The Sheffield Star reports on a Mrs Vera Beever who "was left waiting six months for a cracked window to be repaired"... More »
26th, August 2011
TV & Radio
1 Big Brother Eviction Night! Who Is Going And Do You Even Care?
Tonight is eviction night in the Celebrity Big Brother house, which essentially means that some sleb-pleb will find out how high their stock is with the general public... or indeed, how low it is... More »
26th, August 2011
Celebrities
Chris Brown Might Have His Probation Revoked For Being A Lousy Neighbour
NEIGHBOURS. Everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding. However, when you live next door to Chris Brown, you probably won't rate him that much... More »
26th, August 2011
Politicians
Blithering Stupidity From Vince Cable
Vince Cable, the Liberal Democrat Business Secretary, has agreed to a controversial European directive to give agency workers the same rights as full-time employees of British companies.An analysis of the new laws by the Department for Business discloses that it will cost firms more than £1.8 billion a year... More »
26th, August 2011
Sports
Bolton Tell Arsenal To F*ck Off: Gary Cahill Should Make A Note Of The Words
Did Arsenal really offer £6million for Bolton Wanderer's defender Gary Cahill. Bolton mangers calls the offer "not even close to derisory". Bolton chairman Phil Gartside retweets a message for Arsenal to "f*ck off"... More »
26th, August 2011
Politicians
4 Tory Blog Says Muggers Are Gypsies Trying To Be Black
"A member of Conservative Future, the youth wing of the the Tory Party, has been mugged by a cunning gang of gypsies at a Posh Chelsea watering hole, London Spin can reveal..." More »
26th, August 2011
Reviews
1 Sam Allardye Assures West Ham Fans That Defeat To Aldershot Never Happened
The most important thing is that you believe the score could have been... More »
26th, August 2011
Photojournalism
Photos Of The Day: Watching Katy Perry's Cleavage With Earthquake Dog
Photos of The Day are presented by: the headless gymnast, Earthquake dog knows, Katy Perry's cleavage watch, How's Wally, Penelope Cruz in Brokeback Mountain 2, the human TV and he's a gangster - ish... More »
26th, August 2011
Celebrities
3 Katie Price Launches Katie: My Magazine: A Comic About Oral Sex WIth Mouthful Of Filler And Her Kids
Katie Price is to launch the worst thing you've ever seen: a magazine about Katie Price... More »
26th, August 2011
Key Posts
Reasons To Hate X Factor X-Bot Kitty Brucknell: She's Ginger
The X Factor's X-Bot would like us to know that she was bullied. No, not only by the tabloid press. Kitty was bullied by her peers at school. We had thought that the sex tape would follow the tales of fixes, drugs and racy photos, but we were wrong... More »
26th, August 2011
Strange But True
1 Man Steals Five Snakes In Trousers
Fiegel is accused of entering the Predator’s Reptile Center pet shop and attempting to steal five albino boa snakes by stuffing them into his trousers... More »
26th, August 2011
Technology
Tripping Steve Jobs Gets The Taiwan CGI Treatment: Bill Gates Is Darth Vader
Jobs is starring on Taiwan’s NMA News channel. Yep. He's finally made it. You will see the the drugs haze, the birth of a computer, a fight with Bill Gates and a bout with death... More »
26th, August 2011
Strange But True
Women Too Drunk For Bikini wax Arrested
Anna Katherine Bacon-Silveira, 39, of Iowa City, is under arrest. She is accused of attacking a worker at Zender beauty salon with a towel... More »
26th, August 2011
Strange But True
Man Arrested For Drunken Sex Whilst Driving: Men Rejoice
George E. Howard is the living, swaying proof than man can multitask... More »
26th, August 2011
Key Posts
5 The Ten Weirdest Things Found In Gaddafi's Tripoli Compound
The Ten Weirdest Things Found in Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's Tripoli Compound - from the golden guns to the golf buggy and the Condoleezza Rice photo album... More »
26th, August 2011
Photojournalism
3 Orgasmic O'Levels: Photos Of Attractive Young Women Getting Their Results In The Media
The media tells us one thing: you have to be an attractive female to do well in your exams... More »
26th, August 2011
Reviews
Media Delights In GCSE Results Time: Average Children Hidden From View
Hard times for students who did not do so well in their GCSEs. The media is a cruel place, full of photos of madly grinning teenagers whipped into ecstasy by a bit of paper with letters on. The Sun rubs it in by showing readers "Little Deborah Thorpe... More »
25th, August 2011
Photojournalism
News In Photos: Dmitry Pavlyuchenkov And The Swiss Cheese Crisis
Photos Of The Day - news you might have missed... More »
25th, August 2011
Reviews
Daily Mail Says Saboteur Swapped Drugs In Nurofen Plus - Offers No Proof
The Daily Mail reports that a 'Saboteur' has placed "up to 500,000 powerful anti-psychotic drugs in packets of Nurofen Plus sold in the UK"... More »
