22nd, August 2011
Key Posts
With Colonel Gaddafi about to be toppled in Libya, the tabloid media scouts about for another enemy of the people and settles on…Kitty Brucknell... More »
21st, August 2011
Celebrities
Joan Collins has written a book: The World According To Joan. It's being serialised in the Mail. Joan and the Mail are natural bedfellows... More »
21st, August 2011
Celebrities
When Kim Kardashian got married to her first husband, eyes wondered - and then watered before being scorched bone dry - to the guests Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina... More »
21st, August 2011
Music
Fans will love the photos. The rest of you won't be all that bothered - unless you like attractive women dry humping the stage... More »
21st, August 2011
Reviews
"Mossad agent Ofir Harrari’ instructed Jordanian Ibrahim abu-Zaid to set up a company in Egypt which would exclusively import an Israeli hair product, for both men and women, which causes infertility..." More »
21st, August 2011
Politicians
1 Cameron has decided against heading back to Italy for the rest of his summer holidays and opted instead to spend a few days in Port Isaac, Cornwall... More »
21st, August 2011
Sports
5 Arsenal are lining up a bid to sign Kaka, says one tabloid. The Brazilian who sounds like he's shit but is actually very good at football is on his way to London... More »
21st, August 2011
Celebrities
IT'S the X Factor. Time, then for the show's mainstays to attract media attentions. Here's Simon Cowell talking to GQ about being cryogenically frozen More »
21st, August 2011
Politicians
You may recall Harman upbraiding Nick Clegg - whose got a job in baking partly though his dad's connections - for nepotism and how all the best jobs go to sons and daughters of the elite... More »
21st, August 2011
Celebrities
Is Imogen Thomas setting herself up as role model? On Twitter, the strumpet who knew Ryan Giggs, tells one and all... More »
21st, August 2011
Key Posts
Sally Bercow is in the Big Brother house. She's married to Tory MP John Bercow, the House of Commons' Speaker. Rumours abound that he did not want his wife to go on the telly show but she persuaded him... More »
21st, August 2011
Strange But True
His insurance policy said that if he lost a limb, it would earn him 251,000 in compensation. So... More »
21st, August 2011
TV & Radio
The West is not lost. The Chinese might have the money, the Indians the skills and the Arabs more spring than Zebedee in a Paris pogoing punk club, but still have our music... More »
21st, August 2011
TV & Radio
The Australian lifeguard is here to help whenever your big balls tumble from your short shorts... More »
20th, August 2011
Music
The stand out shots are of woman sat on the shoulders of men. They women always do the same movement with their hands (side to side in the manner of a vera Lynn sing-along)... More »
20th, August 2011
TV & Radio
2 You know what Celebrity Big Brother needs? Yeah, Mohamed Al-Fayed. Richard Desmond (prop. Channel Five and Princess Diana obsessed Daily Express) rubbed his magic speed dial phone and - poof! - the Fulham Pharaoh appeared to host an Egyptian-themed task... More »
20th, August 2011
Reviews
5 Anorak was in Bournemouth today to see the Red Arrows today... More »
20th, August 2011
Politicians
When he was 16 and a public schoolboy overseas, he engaged in a spot of arson... More »
20th, August 2011
Sports
1 "Samir Nasri plays for money and fame. If there were a third item on his to do list, it would be silverware"... More »
20th, August 2011
Reviews
11 Ursula Nevin, the mother jailed for handling looted shorts has now been freed on appeal, with lawyers now predicting a flood of successful appeals against "hysterical" sentencing... More »
20th, August 2011
Key Posts
2 Awkward Family Holiday Photo of The Day - it could be worse... More »
20th, August 2011
Key Posts
This is greatest international local news story ever... More »
20th, August 2011
Strange But True
To Changsa, China, where stone monkey statues have been dressed in fluorescent jackets. The idea is that they prevent traffic accidents... More »
