13th, August 2011
Sports
2 Tevez To Arsenal, Nasri To Manchester City And Gervinho To Bath
Did you know that Arsenal have “sensationally told Manchester City: Give us Carlos Tevez and you can have Samir Nasri”?... More »
13th, August 2011
Sports
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13th, August 2011
Photojournalism
Brighton Gay Pride Photos Are More Macho Than Premier League
Did you go to the Brighton Pride Parade in Brighton, East Sussex, as part of the annual pride festival? Or did you take part in the non-gay parade at Anfield... More »
13th, August 2011
Celebrities
Fat And Skinny Kerry Katona Scores For Felchester Rovers
How consistent is Kerry Katona? Well, it all depends whose drawing her and writing the captions... More »
13th, August 2011
Reviews
6 Innocent Daniel Sartain-Clark Is The Daily Mail's 'Riot Boy' Being Evicted From His Battersea Council Home
The Daily Mail leads with news that the 18-year-old and his mother have been served with an eviction notice form their flat in Clapham. Good news, then... More »
13th, August 2011
Celebrities
1 Heston Blumenthal Separates From Wife - Dates Food Porn Writer
TV cook Heston Blumenthal is no longer with his wife Zanna, of whom he opined: “Zanna is the reason for my success..." More »
13th, August 2011
Key Posts
Wayne Rooney Cleans The Streets: Manchester United Star Saves England From Rioters
Like the Manchester United star, Anorak was also dismayed to notice that not one – not one – looter went for the footballs in JD sports. Also, where is it safe for prostitutes to walk? More »
13th, August 2011
Strange But True
Sweet Shop Owners Set Honey Trap To Catch Burglar
When Jane and Neil Hutton realised a burglar was stealing from their Beehive Treats sweet shop in Marlow, Bucks, they set a honey trap and waited... More »
13th, August 2011
Strange But True
Man Arrested At McDonald's Was Popping Spots On His Back
Kato, 23, of Port Charlotte, has been arrested at the McDonald’s at 2404 Santa Barbara Blvd. That's him stood by the door bursting the spots on his back... More »
12th, August 2011
Strange But True
Fake Roman Gladiators Fight By Colosseum
To Italy with the Guardian for the Fight Of The Week AND The Caption of The Week... More »
12th, August 2011
Photojournalism
Photo Of The Day: The Illinois State Fair Butter Cow
Sculptor Sharon BuMann of Central Square, N.Y. sculpts the Illinois State Fair Butter Cow... More »
12th, August 2011
Reviews
London Riots: Notting Hill Survivor Talks Of The Balkanisation
Mary Lu-Cole (yes, indeed, that is her actual name) recalls how her house was invaded by two hooded twats. She then delivers a line that defies comment... More »
12th, August 2011
Film
Conan The Barbarian Premier Photos: Rose McGowan Surfs Jason Mamoa's Eyebrows
To the premiere of Conan The Barbarian, with Rose McGowan, Zoe Kravitz, Ron Perlman, Rachel Nichols and Jason Momoa all sat on Jason Mamoa’s eyebrows... More »
12th, August 2011
Film
Get Your Big Pants Ready! Bridget Jones 3 Is Coming!
Fact is, a third installment in the Bridget Jones series has been confirmed by someone or other and Colin Firth and Hugh Grant have been signed up too... More »
12th, August 2011
Celebrities
Cher Lloyd Advises That X Factor Hopefuls Should 'Get Out, Now!'
So, when it comes to advice for new popstars, what does the 18 year old have to say? "Run away. Get out now!" More »
12th, August 2011
Reviews
Manchester Police Want You To 'Shop A Looter' - You Might Laugh
Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not your door - the police have just kicked it in... More »
12th, August 2011
Sports
Why Arsenal Sold Samir Nasri To Manchester City
Did Silent Stan Kroenke play a part in the £23m transfer of the excellent Samir Nasri from Arsenal to Manchester City...? More »
12th, August 2011
Sports
Manchester United, Wesley Sneijder And A Tabloid Romance
Will Manchester United buy Wesley Sneijder from Inter Milan? The Daily Mail knows the facts. And if says them all at once, it's bound to be right - right?... More »
12th, August 2011
Celebrities
Dead Dog Sympathy Sex With EastEnders' Shane Richie And His No. 1 Fan
I showed him my room and while we were in there, he poked me in the breast with a pen. We both laughed. I just thought he was being playful"... More »
12th, August 2011
Arsenal
1 Cesc Fabregas Goes. Arsene Loses Plot? The Unanswered Questions
The longest transfer saga in history almost reaches conclusion. More »
12th, August 2011
Celebrities
Melanie Brown's Violet Birth
Brown – striving to not be Mel B formerly of The Spice Girls - is talking about her pals and their soulfulness... More »
12th, August 2011
Photojournalism
Photos Of The Day: No Sausages Til Fairford
More daily smiles... More »
12th, August 2011
Celebrities
Demi 'Bruiser' Lovato Talks About Punching A Dancer
It's about time someone stepped up to the plate since Charlie Sheen went lame... More »
12th, August 2011
Music
3 PJ Harvey Doesn't Like New Bands And Thinks New Music Is Dull (Which Is Rich)
Fox-hunting supporter and Mercury-nominated (we're legally obliged to write that in sadly) PJ Harvey has branded modern music ‘dull’ and ‘unoriginal’... More »
12th, August 2011
Strange But True
16 Lover Finds Dead Cat Beneath Fat Woman's Bottom
Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones... More »
