30th, July 2011
Strange But True
Cambridge Nazi Needed To Adopt Cat Who Looks Like Hitler
Kitler's resemblance to the Nazi is enough to deter people from adopting the little fella... More »
30th, July 2011
Strange But True
30th, July 2011
Reviews
Times Square Man Sues For Right To Beg Marijuana
Long is the "Weed Man" of Times Square. His sign declares: "Help! I need money for weed"... More »
30th, July 2011
TV & Radio
The Peanut Jelly Banana Gets Owned (Video)
THE Peanut Butter Jelly banana gets owned. You see - American sports can be watchable... More »
29th, July 2011
Reviews
3 Harry Potter Ewok Charged For 'Sex Act' Under Juggler's Hat On Leicester To London Train
Read has been found guilty of performing a sex act “under cover of a juggler's hat” on a train in October 2010. That might be enough of a sensation for many... More »
29th, July 2011
Film
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Premiere Photos: Rupert Grint Loves Tom Felton
At the Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Premiere in Los Angeles, Rupert Grint arrived wearing a T-shirt on which had been daubed the legend “I LOVE TOM FELTON”... More »
29th, July 2011
Reviews
4 Chris Jefferies Wins: Tabloids' Reporting Over Joanna Yeates Was Illegal
As a result of that hideous reporting, The Sun and the Daily Mirror have been found guilty of contempt of court... More »
29th, July 2011
Celebrities
1 Mark Your Hats! Kim Kardashian's Wedding Date Is Confirmed!
We need hats because there's a wedding afoot which not one of us will be allowed to attend!... More »
29th, July 2011
Celebrities
Photos Of The Week: Staring At Amy Winehouse
Photo of The Week: Gentlemen of the Press Members mass outside Golders Green Crematorium in north London for the private funeral service of singer Amy Winehouse... More »
29th, July 2011
Money
4 Building Bloody Great Trains To Everywhere Doesn't Make Us Rich You Know
For investment in infrastructure is seen as being what will drive future wealth creation, so let's do lotsn'lots of it without worrying too much about what we're actually building... More »
29th, July 2011
Celebrities
The Heavens Rejoice As Lindsay Lohan And Paris Hilton Seem To Be Friends Again!
The celebritiest people on Earth - Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - were once bestest of pals, but alas, they did what all Typical Girls do and fell out over absolutely nothing... More »
29th, July 2011
Key Posts
4 Sara Payne, Rebekah Brooks And Government Spooks Are Worried
If the voice mail was not in use and the police are now hinting at an actual tapping operation who is doing what to get that information?... More »
29th, July 2011
Celebrities
4 Is It Weird That Amy Winehouse's Clothes Were Being Handed Out To Grievers?
However, in all this, something vaguely odd happened. Winehouse's family started to hand out the singer's clothes to those holding vigil at her London home... More »
29th, July 2011
Strange But True
3 Roger Hayhurst Is Salford's Knight Warrior Super Hero
Bless his little lycra socks... More »
29th, July 2011
TV & Radio
3 Armed Monkey Fires On African Soldiers (Video)
Someone get Charlton Heston...quick!!!! More »
29th, July 2011
Strange But True
1 Woman Shoots Daughter With Cigarette Lighter
Had only she used the toaster... More »
29th, July 2011
The Consumer
Unfortunately Placed Adverts: Photos Of Juxtaposed Laughs
Ever see an advert for “KABOOM” – the latest burger voucher from Groupon – next to news of a bomb killing 25 in Jerusalem? We have... More »
29th, July 2011
Reviews
Are Polar Bears Drowning Or Just Waving?
Dr Monnett hit the news cycle when he spotted four polar bear bodies floating in the sea miles from land. Now he's under investigation... More »
29th, July 2011
Celebrities
1 Imogen Thomas: Star Of Cock And Bum Telly
And in readiness for her bikini-clad shower scene, she’s been pelted with water bomb on her telly trip to Great Yarmouth... More »
28th, July 2011
Key Posts
16 Madeleine McCann Spotted In India: French And Belgian Couple Help Police
Madeleine McCann has been spotted in...India. She was with a Belgian and French couple... More »
28th, July 2011
Royal Family
Pippa Middleton's 'Like A Sister' To Kate Middleton Reveals Daily Mail: Photos
Pippa Middleton’s school photos are in the Daily Mail. How did these few pictures come to be published? Well... More »
28th, July 2011
Strange But True
Man Gets Milk Bottle Stuck Up Anus In Failed Bid To Cure Constipation
To Zhuai, China, where a 60-year-old man has inserted a milk bottle up his anus. Silver top or semi-skimmed, we do not know... More »
28th, July 2011
The Consumer
Women In Waders: Gratuitous Sexy Calendar Of The Day
Women In Waders is the calendar that feartures women in waders – and not that much else. The blurb is inspiring... More »
28th, July 2011
Celebrities
Gwyneth Paltrow Destroy's Apple's Planet In Steven Speilberg's Massive Yacht
I worry about all the mercury that’s being dumped into the lakes and the oceans, and the ozone layer depleting, and forests being chopped down to find more oil..." More »
28th, July 2011
Celebrities
5 Morrissey: Norway's Anders Breivik 'Nothing Compared To [Colonel Sanders] Actions of KFC'
Morrissey says that mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik should have killed chickens if he wanted to look truly bad... More »
