15th, July 2011
Key Posts
Why Did Police Ignore Levi Bellfield's Phone But 'Let' Murdoch Watch Milly Dowler's Dad?
Murdoch has apologised to the parents of Milly Dowler. No. Not for failing to hack Levi Bellfield’s phone... More »
15th, July 2011
Key Posts
15th, July 2011
TV & Radio
How To French Kiss Like A Dog: A Video
How to French kiss like a dog who knows - really knows - how to French kiss... More »
15th, July 2011
Money
Colin And Chris Weir Win £161Million: They Used To Look Like This
Colin and Chris Weir, from Largs in Ayrshire have won £161 million in the EuroMillions draw.... More »
15th, July 2011
Celebrities
Mental Joss Stone Men Appear In Court To Be Laughed At
STALKERS! We know you're completely insane, but seriously, stalking and trying to kidnap Joss Stone? Really?... More »
15th, July 2011
Flashback
Queen Visits Bletchley Park: How The War Was Won (In Photos)
The Queen has unveiled an 8ft memorial which carries the words "We Also Served" during a visit to Bletchley Park, Milton Keynes.. More »
15th, July 2011
Celebrities
21 Victoria Beckham Spends £3000 On Stretch Mark Cream - Still Of No Fixed Talent
It's rumoured that The Artist Formerly Known As Posh Spice did nothing but stare at her extended stomach and grow increasingly weary... More »
15th, July 2011
Politicians
Margaret Thatcher Outlived The News Of The World: That Front Page In Full
She lived...stubbornly... More »
15th, July 2011
The Consumer
1 Supermarket Worker Ejaculated Semen Into Yoghurt Samples
Garcia was employed as a Sunflower Market worker in Albuquerque when he ejacualted into a yogurt sample and encouraged a shopper to eat it... More »
15th, July 2011
Reviews
1 Lancashire Telegraph Stirs Racial Tension Between EDL And Anglo-Asian Footballers
The Lancashire Telegraph says the EDL had booked a match on a concrete pitch in Blackburn’s Queens Park, a ground “normally used by Asian youths”... More »
15th, July 2011
Reviews
3 Charlie Gilmour Gets 16 Months Jail: Pink Floyd Scion Walled Up
Gilmour is the entitled berth blocker – a sometime journalist and model who studied of history at University yet claimed to have no idea what the Cenotaph was... More »
15th, July 2011
Royal Family
Pippa Middleton's Bum Gets Lighly Toasted: Photos
A poll of Anroak Towers reveals that most would prefer to break the fast with something fatty, greasy and covered in sauce. Like Kathy Burke in a bun... More »
15th, July 2011
Reviews
1 BBC Journalists Strike A Blow For Rupert Murdoch
Do Murdoch’s staff strike? Not any more. Do the Beeb’s civil servants strike? Yes... More »
15th, July 2011
Strange But True
Man Proposes With Tattoo: A Photo Love Story
Feel the love... More »
15th, July 2011
Money
2 No, Borrowing More Won't Work
If only we could borrow more, spend lashings of cash on expanding the economy, then all our troubles would go away!... More »
15th, July 2011
Reviews
11 Rebekah Brooks' Resignation Statment In Full
Rebekah Brooks applied the Sharon Shoesmith principle to herself... More »
15th, July 2011
Reviews
Has Rebekah Brooks Been Sacked Yet? Yes!
Murdoch's ginger tabby is gone! More »
15th, July 2011
Gifs
Gifs Of The Day - Will You Marry Me, Monkey Poo?
No. He's not asking Ann Noreen Widdecombe for her fair hand in marriage. It's worse than that... More »
15th, July 2011
Celebrities
2 Ashley Cole Services Cheryl In The Bath (Photos)
“Ash gets her midnight snacks of toast. When she wants tea, Ash jumps up to make it..." More »
15th, July 2011
Royal Family
1 Princess Charlene Wittstock's Oyster Box Barred To Prince Albert
She’s been honeymooning at Umhlanga Rocks, South Africa; and her husband has been honeymooning ten miles away in the city of Durban... More »
15th, July 2011
Royal Family
Prince William Bumalike Wanted: Situations Vacant
Do you think your bum is a ringer for Prince William's tush?... More »
15th, July 2011
Strange But True
Aged Stockport Naturist Tightens Nuts In Court
Lavelle, 80, is before the Beak. He has been gardening while naked. He has also been naked in the acts of cleaning his house guttering naked and changing a car wheel... More »
15th, July 2011
TV & Radio
Peter Simon's Talcum Powder Malfunction: Selly Telly Star Strikes Again
Peter Simon, star of selly telly Bid TV, follows his nasal thought bubble with a talcum powder malfunction... More »
14th, July 2011
Politicians
Syrian State Media Photoshops Assad With New Governor Of Hama (Photo)
We look at evidence of photo manipulation - or what editors of fashion magazines call "selling the brand"... More »
