2nd, July 2011
Politicians
1 Ed Miliband These Strikes Are Wrong: Labour Leader Raps (Video)
He says the rhetoric must stop. He says the rhetoric must stop, rhetorically, over and over and over and over and over... More »
2nd, July 2011
Politicians
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2nd, July 2011
Royal Family
3 Prince Albert Of Monaco Ties The Knot About Runaway Charlene Wittstock: The Wedding Photos
Having headed her off at Nice airport and impounded her passport, love blossomed for the man they call the Prince Edward of Monaco and the former Olympic athlete who was always better at swimming than running... More »
1st, July 2011
Celebrities
Salma Hayek, Linda Evangelista And Francois Henri Pinault's His 'n' Hers Baby Range (Photos)
Can it be that Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois Henri Pinault is the father of four-year-old Augustin James, son of 1980s model Linda Evangelista’s son... More »
1st, July 2011
Key Posts
Prince William And Kate Mark Canada Day In Ottawa: Photos To Make Americans Weep
Canadians love the Royal family. The Canadians, in their French speaking bilingual country, love the Royals because the Americans don't have a Royal family, they just have Paris Hilton and Burger King... More »
1st, July 2011
Celebrities
1 Charlize Theron Thinks That Marriage Is For Idiots
Why on Earth would anyone want to get something as precious and fragile as love and get the government and church involved? You're just asking for trouble. And Charlize Theron agrees... More »
1st, July 2011
Key Posts
10 Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Reputation Is Ruined By Oral Rape Allegation: Time To Name The Accuser
Her lawyer says the cleaner "is not going to remain in hiding any more". Well, good. She said a man tried to rape her. His freedom has been curtailed. He was made to do ther perp walk. He lost his job. We heard his name. Let's hear her name. Right?... More »
1st, July 2011
Celebrities
1 Kate Moss Marries Jamie Hince In Southrop: Photos
Kate Moss is not helping the police with their enquiries into the death of Christopher Shaler and Pete Doherty is locked up - which means she is free to marry Jamie Hince at St Peter's Church, Southrop... More »
1st, July 2011
Key Posts
Liverpool Daughters Who Left Dead Grandma To Rot Are Jailed
Hazel Maddock, 61, has been sentenced to 11 months jail for leaving her dead mother, Oliver Maddock, 95, unburied and rotting in the family home on Saltburn Road in Wallasey... More »
1st, July 2011
Sports
Andy Murray Was There To See Pippa Middleton Watch Wimbledon: Photos
The BBC's man in the booth, Andrew Castle, produced the perfect words to caption one lingering shot of Pippa that lasted longer than some of the lupine Scot's service games: "There's Pippa"... More »
1st, July 2011
Key Posts
7 Teenager Sophie Howard Died On The Day Of The Teacher' Strike: Who's To Blame?
Miss Howard was a student at Sawtry Community College. She wasn't at school on the day of her death because the school was shut for industrial action... More »
1st, July 2011
Celebrities
2 Aaron Carter Says That Michael Jackson 'Gave Me Cocaine'
Remember Aaron Carter? Of course you don't. He's a nobody. He's a failure from Dancing With the Stars, the brother of a Backstreet Boy and once released a bunch of awful, awful cover versions in the hope of becoming a baby sensation like Justin Bieber... More »
1st, July 2011
Music
Giorgio Tuma - In The Morning We'll Meet Review
Summer mood music as it should be... More »
1st, July 2011
Reviews
Rubbish Strike: Press Association Gets Judgemental Over Public Sector Workers Protest
The latest news from the Press Association is headlined: "Rubbish Workers Strike"... More »
1st, July 2011
Sports
1 Women's Football Team Plays In Bikinis To Increase Gate Receipts
Thanks to a paucity of cash, FC Rossiyanka women's football team, from Krasnoarmeysk near Moscow, aim to attract more punters by playing their next match dressed in bikinis... More »
1st, July 2011
Sports
4 Alternative Olympic Sports: Extreme Stunts
Continuing our look at Alternative Olympic Sports, Anorak presents the motorcyclists from The Extreme Stunt Show... More »
1st, July 2011
Politicians
Old Moore's Tory Stargazer Predicts Prime Minister Nick Clegg For 2012
Nick Clegg could become Prime Minister one day, claims the astrologer in the new edition of Old Moore's Almanack 2012. Oh, but hang on a minute. There's also Theresa May to consider... More »
1st, July 2011
Reviews
Royal Wedding Photos Force Bible Studies Class To Leave Westminster Abbey
Are Royal Wedding photos worth more to the Church of England than relgiious debate?... More »
1st, July 2011
Royal Family
Hello Moosef*ckers: Prince William And Kate Are In Canada (Photos)
Hello moosef*ckers. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are in bilingual Canada, and not only the bilingual French speaking bits... More »
1st, July 2011
Celebrities
John Galliano Heralds New Range Of 1980s Slogan T-Shirts
John Galliano is the Jew-face Jew-face hater telling the court in response to his being accused of Anti-Semiticism... More »
1st, July 2011
Celebrities
1 Cheryl Cole And Ashley Cole's Baby Proves There Is Life After Death (Photos)
Cheryl Cole is back with Ashley Cole and minds return to TV psychic Derek Acorah. In February 2010, he saw visions of Cheryl Cole and her Chelsea footballer... More »
1st, July 2011
Key Posts
2 The New York Post 'Raped' 'Innocent' Frog Dominique Strauss-Kahn But Ignored Murdoch's 'Chez Perv'
News is that Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the former head of the IMF, might be innocent. News is that the man who caused the New York Post to thunder "FROG LEGS IT" and yell "CHEZ PERV" might not be guilty... More »
1st, July 2011
Strange But True
2 Moth Crawls Into Sleeping Boy's Ear
To Denver, Colorado, where a moth (age unknown) has crawled into the ear of sleeping 12-year-old Wade Schlote... More »
