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28th, June 2011 Celebrities

Charlie Sheen To Die Painful, Horrible Death Now That He's Newly Single

TIGER BLOOD! That's right, the meme-on-legs that is Charlie Sheen is of very little currency to us all now that he's a crashing borebag... More »

28th, June 2011 Technology 1

Supreme court takes time out to consider how sick and twisted fairytales really are: Violent game ban overturned

The US Supreme Court decided last night that under-18s should be allowed to buy violent video games by overturning the state-wide ban in California... More »

28th, June 2011 Technology 1

Chinese teenager offers up virginity for an iPhone 4

A CHINESE girl has offered to sell her virginity in return for an iPhone 4.The teenager from Guandong she'd have sex with whoever bought her the smartphone, after her dad refused to buy her one. More »

28th, June 2011 Reviews 17

Two Police Dogs 'Boil To Death' In Keston Kent: Police Handler Ian Craven Slits Wrists

Two police dogs have been killed by heart as they sat in a car at the Met's dog training centre in Keston, Kent... More »

28th, June 2011 Politicians 1

Lord Archer Sells Margret Thatcher's Handbag For £25,000: Wallet Not Included

Thatcher's bag has been sold for £25,000 at a charity auction at Christie's in central London. The master of the gavel was Lord Archer... More »

28th, June 2011 Strange But True 2

Woman Attacked Police With Her Lactating Breasts

To the Delaware County sheriff's office, where Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, is ahrged with attacking officers with her breast milk... More »

28th, June 2011 Sports 1

Japan Rugby's Ryohei Yamanaka Fails Drugs Test For Trying To Grow A Moustache (Photos)

Pity Ryohei Yamanaka, a 22-year-old fly-half for the Japan national rugby union team. He says he attempted to grow a moustache by rubbing an unguent on his upper lip.. More »

28th, June 2011 Strange But True 2

Egyptian Armed With Satellite Dish Hero Fights Lion To The Death (Video)

Al Sayed al Essawy will rescue Egypt from the doldrums by fighting a lion in a cage - and winning... More »

28th, June 2011 Politicians

Christopher Shale's Damning And Introverted Leaked Memo To Conservative Party In Full

Mr Shale has achieved one notable thing in his death: his introverted ideas for boosting Tory party membership are being broadcast to the masses. Now he's dead, everyone's listening to him... More »

28th, June 2011 Politicians 1

Sydney's White Councillors Relabels European Settlers 'Invaders'

Overnight, everyone in Australia - definition: did not arrive by boat, but walked there from Africa / Garden of Eden - is an invader... More »

27th, June 2011 Celebrities

Face Of The Day: Gwyneth Paltrow Snaps At Glastonbury (Photos)

At the Glastonbury Festival 2011, in the pit before Beyonce Knowles' stilted feet, Anorak's Ninja snapper Yui Mok was spotted by Gwyneth Paltrow... More »

27th, June 2011 Celebrities 1

Lady GaGa Slammed Over Japan Wristbands: Pseud Sued

Lady GaGa is so relevant that the people Japan are relying on her to pull them through a post-tsunami slump. The fan of the British class system is staging a benefit concert in Tokyo... More »

27th, June 2011 Madeleine McCann 2

Madeleine McCann: A European Tour, A Birdseye View And A Little Girl's Nightmare

Madeleine McCann is missing. But people are doing their bit to raise funds to help her parent's, Kate and Gerry McCann, pay for private detectives and a media handler to look for her and keep her name in the news... More »

27th, June 2011 Technology 1

Clean Cut 'Hacking' Genius Ryan Cleary Is The Pride Of British Youth: We Should Cherish Him (Photos)

All told, Cleary might just about be the best thing about British youth right now… More »

27th, June 2011 Reviews 5

Jon Venables Will Be Released In June 2013: Then He'll Disappear

Venabales, one of James Bulger's killers, has lost his parole bid. He wanted to be released halfway through his two-year sentence for downloading child porn. Anorak now rounds up the media's reactions to justice... More »

27th, June 2011 In Pictures

Kate Middleton At Wimbledon In Photos

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27th, June 2011 Sports 1

Wimbledon Day 7 Photos: Andy Murray Wins, Kate Middleton Watches And Heaven Disobeys Cliff Richards' Prayers

Day 7: This one was busy. Andy Murray defeated Frenchman Richard Gasquet without the usual face-shredding tension; Sir Cliff Richard waited for the roof over Centre Court to get stuck, the Heavens to open and his voice to be called upon... More »

27th, June 2011 Celebrities 4

Cheryl Cole And Ashley To Mate In Josef Fritzl's Old House After Boating Serial Killer Strikes

Did you know that Cheryl Cole is in fear for her life? The Daily Star does. It says on its front page that the woman now back with Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole is in danger.. More »

27th, June 2011 Reviews 4

The Pathetic Story Of Raoul Moat, Kelsey Donkin And David Rathband

Moat, the cross-dressing gay, cop hating doorman who murdered a man, shot a woman in the stomach and blinded a policeman when out "hunting for officers" is back in the news... More »

27th, June 2011 Reviews 8

British Trains In Essex And Suffolk Cancelled Due To Heat: Former Colonies Laugh

Trains have been cancelled due to... heat. No. Not because it's hot and the workers want the day off.... More »

27th, June 2011 Key Posts 4

Beyonce Knowles' Freddie And The Dreamers Dance At Glastonbury: Photos

Wasn't Beyonce Knowles just terrify. as she sang and danced at Glastonbury, one of Somerset's sledding music festivals? She was. Anorak loved the bit where she showed us her Fame Wall... More »

27th, June 2011 Celebrities

Rachel Weisz And Daniel Craig's Wedding - Photos

Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig are married. We, readers, are on the brink of a new British acting dynasty. They just need to breed... More »

27th, June 2011 Reviews

Flesh Eating Cocaine Is Here: Ban Levamisole Before All Cocaine Users Die

Yep. This is a story that because cocaine is illegal, the drugs dealers seek to maximise profits from the risks they take selling the stuff by making it dirtier than a porn star's enema... More »

27th, June 2011 Strange But True

Sweden Replace Maypole By Dancing Around The Mayhole Vagina (Flat Packed)

Nothing screams summer louder than a huge glassy vagina... More »

27th, June 2011 Key Posts 1

All Aboard The Edinburgh Tram Gravy Train: Taxpayers Fund Lawyers And Bonuses

So, what are we to do with the news that the cost of the Edinburgh tram system is now going top £1 billion, by the time it is complete – if it ever is – more than double the starting estimate...? More »