Charlie Sheen To Die Painful, Horrible Death Now That He's Newly Single
TIGER BLOOD! That's right, the meme-on-legs that is Charlie Sheen is of very little currency to us all now that he's a crashing borebag... More »
TIGER BLOOD! That's right, the meme-on-legs that is Charlie Sheen is of very little currency to us all now that he's a crashing borebag... More »
The US Supreme Court decided last night that under-18s should be allowed to buy violent video games by overturning the state-wide ban in California... More »
A CHINESE girl has offered to sell her virginity in return for an iPhone 4.The teenager from Guandong she'd have sex with whoever bought her the smartphone, after her dad refused to buy her one. More »
Two police dogs have been killed by heart as they sat in a car at the Met's dog training centre in Keston, Kent... More »
Thatcher's bag has been sold for £25,000 at a charity auction at Christie's in central London. The master of the gavel was Lord Archer... More »
To the Delaware County sheriff's office, where Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, is ahrged with attacking officers with her breast milk... More »
Pity Ryohei Yamanaka, a 22-year-old fly-half for the Japan national rugby union team. He says he attempted to grow a moustache by rubbing an unguent on his upper lip.. More »
Al Sayed al Essawy will rescue Egypt from the doldrums by fighting a lion in a cage - and winning... More »
Mr Shale has achieved one notable thing in his death: his introverted ideas for boosting Tory party membership are being broadcast to the masses. Now he's dead, everyone's listening to him... More »
Overnight, everyone in Australia - definition: did not arrive by boat, but walked there from Africa / Garden of Eden - is an invader... More »
At the Glastonbury Festival 2011, in the pit before Beyonce Knowles' stilted feet, Anorak's Ninja snapper Yui Mok was spotted by Gwyneth Paltrow... More »
Lady GaGa is so relevant that the people Japan are relying on her to pull them through a post-tsunami slump. The fan of the British class system is staging a benefit concert in Tokyo... More »
Madeleine McCann is missing. But people are doing their bit to raise funds to help her parent's, Kate and Gerry McCann, pay for private detectives and a media handler to look for her and keep her name in the news... More »
All told, Cleary might just about be the best thing about British youth right now… More »
Venabales, one of James Bulger's killers, has lost his parole bid. He wanted to be released halfway through his two-year sentence for downloading child porn. Anorak now rounds up the media's reactions to justice... More »
Day 7: This one was busy. Andy Murray defeated Frenchman Richard Gasquet without the usual face-shredding tension; Sir Cliff Richard waited for the roof over Centre Court to get stuck, the Heavens to open and his voice to be called upon... More »
Did you know that Cheryl Cole is in fear for her life? The Daily Star does. It says on its front page that the woman now back with Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole is in danger.. More »
Moat, the cross-dressing gay, cop hating doorman who murdered a man, shot a woman in the stomach and blinded a policeman when out "hunting for officers" is back in the news... More »
Trains have been cancelled due to... heat. No. Not because it's hot and the workers want the day off.... More »
Wasn't Beyonce Knowles just terrify. as she sang and danced at Glastonbury, one of Somerset's sledding music festivals? She was. Anorak loved the bit where she showed us her Fame Wall... More »
Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig are married. We, readers, are on the brink of a new British acting dynasty. They just need to breed... More »
Yep. This is a story that because cocaine is illegal, the drugs dealers seek to maximise profits from the risks they take selling the stuff by making it dirtier than a porn star's enema... More »
Nothing screams summer louder than a huge glassy vagina... More »
So, what are we to do with the news that the cost of the Edinburgh tram system is now going top £1 billion, by the time it is complete – if it ever is – more than double the starting estimate...? More »