23rd, June 2011
Reviews
2 Man Who Ate Pet Snake's Live Baby Hairless Rat Meal Pleads Innocence
Andy Ray Harries is alleged to have eaten a live, hairless baby rat. And lived... More »
23rd, June 2011
Reviews
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23rd, June 2011
Strange But True
Women's Football World Cup Sisters Salimata and Bilguisa Simpore Are Men Say Opponents
Are Salimata and Bilguisa Simpore, players from the Equitorial Guinea women’s team, men? The ladies in Team Ghana says the Simpore sisters are men... More »
22nd, June 2011
Reviews
2 In Photos: University Of Cambridge Trinity College Passing Out End Of Year Ball
Sick of seeing students protesting over fees and freedom? Time, then, to head to the University of Cambridge Trinity College May Ball in the town centre for top hats, tails and bottles of booze you're betting of drinking then setting fire to… More »
22nd, June 2011
Reviews
The Liz Brewer Interview: Socialite Trainer Is Concerned By Twitter And 'Chezza Cole'
Liz Brewer is a living legend - and you're just very sad if you've never heard of her. For decades she has graced many cities of the world with the glitteriest parties and media-friendly stunts on behalf of her royal, high society, celebrity and corporate clientele.... More »
22nd, June 2011
Reviews
Face Of The Day: The 2nd Battalion The Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment Parade Through Brighton
The parade was one of seven the regiment is taking part in across the south east, and comes ahead of Armed Forces Day on Saturday... More »
22nd, June 2011
Key Posts
6 Kate Middleton Refuses To Apologise For Her Wimbledon Letter Errors (In Full)
Middleton's letter to Wimbledon is the Daily Mail's most popular story. News is that the woman known as the Duchess of Cambridge is a rotten speller... More »
22nd, June 2011
Technology
Ryan Cleary's Alleged Target: The Music Industry
TEEN hacker and LulzSec member Ryan Cleary targeted the music industry said police today. Maybe because they stopped him illegally downloading some of that heavy metal music he loved... More »
22nd, June 2011
Key Posts
2 Man Hiding In Portable Toilet Waste Tank Escapes Covered In Poo (Glastonbury Pervert Camouflaged)
When the woman at the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado, opened the lid on the portable toilet, she spotted a man in the hole... More »
22nd, June 2011
Reviews
Daily Mail Wonders If Half Of Britons Are German Enough
The Daily Mail uses its front page to tell readers that it is "TIME TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER JERRY"... More »
22nd, June 2011
Sports
1 Wimbledon 2011: Bethanie Mattek-Sands' Tennis Ball Bukkake
How do you follow Venus Williams' lace jumper? Answer: with Bethanie Mattek-Sands' tennis ball bukkake jacket... More »
22nd, June 2011
Music
2 Vegetarian And Contrarian Morrissey Likes Lady GaGa's Meat Dress
Mozza has, in the past, walked out on shows because the smell of festival burger vans was making him feel sick... More »
22nd, June 2011
Celebrities
Bono's Cock Drives Me Nuts: Headline Of The Week
Take Bono - Mr G9; the man speaks on behalf of the citizens of the world, including rock stars who are seeking peace, Nirvana and tax breaks - and add a cock... More »
22nd, June 2011
The Consumer
Lurpak's Hairy Biscuits Taste Like Hairy Mud
This is how you package biscuits, Lurpak... More »
22nd, June 2011
Reviews
10 When Dishwashers Kill - Scientists Find New Way For One In Four Of Us To Die
Scare Story of the Day is provided by Harry Wallop, who pounds the consumer affairs beat for the Daily Telegraph... More »
22nd, June 2011
Music
Glastonbury 2011 In Photos: Fans, Bands, Survival Skills Muddy Bogs
The mud. The fans. The bands. Hideous toilets that the UN would condemn. A stranger in your tent, or yurt if you're a thirtysomething stood in a muddy field with your mates , their mates and someone's kid called Rufus who was taken out of school early to get a life experience... More »
22nd, June 2011
Key Posts
7 Ryan Cleary's bedroom: Why You Shouldn't Put Tinfoil Over Your Windows
If you don't want the Daily Mail to call you a social recluse with mental health problems - don't put tinfoil over your windows. It looks bad when the fuzz storm in to arrest you for hacking multinational corporations. More »
22nd, June 2011
TV & Radio
2 Woman Possessed By Spirit Of Bratty Kid (Video)
In this video the woman is rid of the demon of a bratty kid. Many children have this demon in them. But try to worry, mums and dads. They grow out of it... More »
22nd, June 2011
Celebrities
Katie Price Stars In Carry On Jordan With Leandro Penna As The Au Pair
This week, OK! introduces a picture of Leandro beneath Katie Price. His hairless heaving he-vage is exposed through an open white shirt. His head is tossed to one side. Katie is on top. Her trousers are already off.... More »
22nd, June 2011
Royal Family
David Cameron Takes Her Majesty The Queen Upstairs: Photos
Maggie Thatcher - look away now.... More »
22nd, June 2011
Celebrities
Paris Hilton Splits Up With Cy Waits, Which Is Frankly Tragic For Everyone On Earth
"I can confirm that Paris Hilton and Cy Waits have ended their relationship. It was a joint and amicable decision. They both have respect and care for one another and ask for you to please respect their privacy." He-he... More »
22nd, June 2011
Reviews
Photographer Niall Carson Shot In Belfast Riots While Taking These Photos
After the break out of peace in Belfast, rioting has resumed... More »
22nd, June 2011
Key Posts
8 Hacking Teen Ryan Cleary 'Liked Heavy Metal' Had "Dimly-Lit Bedroom" - Obviously A Cybercriminal
Arrested for the biggest hacks in internet history including the CIA and Sony, papers pulled out every teen nerd stereotype going to explain the incredible story of the guy who took on the CIA from Essex... More »
22nd, June 2011
Strange But True
York Council Builds Fence Through Football Pitch
City of York Council employed builders who placed a steel fence about the play area on Stray Road in Heworth... More »
22nd, June 2011
Strange But True
Guy Fowlkes Arrested For Letting Off Fireworks
Guy Fowlkes, 33, of Orlando, Florida, has been arrested for setting off explosive devices at the fireworks stand where he worked... More »
