Nastasha Giggs Loses Face - Literally: More Ryan Giggs Sex News
Natasha Giggs is "Ryan's Girl" on the Daily Star's cover, a place the paper has awarded the Manchester United footballer in light of his services to the sensational headline where the twin pillars of football and sex collide... More »
State Of Vermont Says It's Maple Syrup Takes Like Urine (Photo)
State of Vermont Syrup tastes like urine, says the State of Vermont... More »
Daily Telegraph Uses Canadian Student's Work To Attack Rowan Williams And Help David Cameron
Is the Daily Telegraph attacking, sorry, "revealing" Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, to make life easier for David Cameron? Let's see... More »
Ryan Cleary - The Hackers Hacker: Everything You Need To Know About Alleged LulzSec Hacker (Photos)
In May 2011, Cleary was named by The ‘Anonymous’ as the person responsible for breaching two of its own sites. He was, allegedly the hacker who hacked the hackers... More »
La Toya Jackson Claims That Michael Was Murdered Like A Mad Conspiracy Theorist (Photos)
MURDER! That's what Officer La Toya Jackson is crying at the moment about the untimely passing of her very dead brother, Michael Jackson... More »
Teenager From Essex Commuter Town Arrested For Hacking CIA, NHS and Sony
We know there's not a lot to do in Essex but - nineteen year old Ryan Clarey seemed to have surpassed himself in making his own fun - he's just been taken in for questioning by the police for hacks on the CIA, the NHS and Sony. More »
New Cigarette Packet Warnings Make Fat Smokers' Hair Fall Out: Photos
From September 2012, cigarette packets in the USA will feature newer, darker more mind-changing photos of people in states of despair, or dead... More »
Trevor Phillips Champions Equality By Saying All Black Christians Are Homophobes And Non Believers Are Unfulfilled
Trevor Phillips wants to talk about religion. Phillips is chairman of the Equality and Human Rights Commission. That means equal rights for all people and all beliefs... More »
Barely Known Actor From Green Mile Gains Notoriety For Being 51 And Marrying 16 Year Old Beauty Queen
You may not know the name Doug Hutchison and indeed, may look at his face and think 'Uh... maybe... was he in... wait... no... that's someone else. Go on, what has he done?' Well, if by 'done' you mean 'roles as an actor', then he was in The Green Mile and Lost.... More »
Queen And Duke Luncheon WIth Camerons At Number 10: Photos
It's not a time to talk over a return to absolute monarchy - one of Dave's true goals. Not yet... More »
Lauren Pope And Kirk Norcross Get Matching Nose Jobs: TOWIE Stars Get New Holes
La Pope and Kirk Norcross, of TV's The Only Way Is Essex, have had matching nose jobs at London's Highgate Hospital... More »
Bulgarian Statue To Soviet forces Portrays Them As Superman, The Joker And Ronald McDonald (Photo)
To Sofia, to see the monument to the Soviet Armed Forces... More »
Kyron Horman: A Year Of Bad Policing, A Witch Hunt And No News
This is Anorak's round up of news on the boy who went missing from his Portland, Oregon school on June 4, 2010.... More »
Wimbledon 2011 Photos: On Trend Venus Williams' Tucks Her Jumper Into Her Knickers
WIMBLEDON. Let's consider the events three central planks: The Shaggable; Andy Murray; Venus Williams' clothes.... More »
How German Are You? Good British Sports Should Take The Test
Those Boffins at the University College London say that half of all British men have German blood in their veins. So. How German are you..? More »
Texas Finds Way To Keep Incandescent Bulbs
In the EU - and that means you in the UK - those bright light bulbs you grew up with are being replaced by low-glowing, expensive greener ones. But in Texas, a loophole has been found... More »
Scare Story Tuesday: When Sleep Kills
It's Scare Story Tuesday in the Daily Mail - also known as Health Day... More »
Spotting The Sun At The Stone Henge Summer Solstice: Photos
The caption to our photographer's images are "revellers watch the sunrise of the Summer Solstice at Stonehenge, Wiltshire". Yeah. That's where the sun went to... More »
Pub Landlord Told To Leave Welsh Pub For Asking Gun-Toting Man To Speak English
Regulars at the Royal Oak in Penrhyndeudraeth, near Porthmadog in Gwynedd, Wales, are ordering their drinks in Welsh. they say things like 'I'll have a Malibu and Cocacocoghcococogh"... More »
Woman Has Huge Tumour Removed From Face (Photo)
Having heard that Cheryl Cole is alright - phew! - our thoughts turn to Tshey, a 21-year-old Ethiopian with a 10-inceh wide tumour on her face... More »
Dominic West Slams Factory Farming In Article That Showcases All That Is Wrong With Journalism
All you needed to know about newspapers, the Sunday Telegraph, reporting on the environment.... More »
Trolls Attack Owen Wightman's Parents Over His Hit-And-Run Death
The death of six-year-old Owen Wightman in Wakefield moves from the accidentual to the callous... More »
Police Say 15-Year-Old Girl Who Saw Herself In Lewd Photo Guilty Of Child Porn Offence
The San Bernardino Sun - awesome tagline: "San Bernadinao & The Inland Empire" - reports that the local Sheriff's Department is impounding all copies of the Big Bear High School's 2011 yearbook... More »