19th, June 2011
Strange But True
Ireland Takes Wally World Record: Photos
Good news for Ireland efforts in Anorak's Alternative Olympics - they go into the contest as the Where's Wally world record holders... More »
19th, June 2011
Strange But True
19th, June 2011
Celebrities
4 Cheryl Cole Moves In With Ashley Before Quitting The UK (Photos)
Cole has moved back in with Ashley Cole. Can it be that the nation's sweetheart with the fists of fury (and love) is once more with her former husband, the pukacious (surely rich? ed) Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole?... More »
18th, June 2011
Reviews
Levi Johnston Took Bristol Palin's Virginity With A Canvas Condom (Photos)
Bristol Palin wants to tell us that she lost her virginity on a camping trip that involved wine coolers, Levi Johnston's penis and lots of note taking... More »
18th, June 2011
Reviews
Media Experts Predicted Drought And Nuclear Meltdown For Flaming June: Let's See What Happened
Drought! You can't escape it. It's all over the news media. You might miss it, what with the rain and all... More »
18th, June 2011
Key Posts
5 Madeleine McCann: BBC, Mirror And Sun Lied Over Goncalo Amaral And Still Fail To Apologise
Do you remember whan Goncalo Amaral told the Mcanns "Fuck The McCanns"? Yeah, you do. We were sceptical. Tony Parsons told Mirror readers... More »
18th, June 2011
Reviews
Edinburgh Slut Walk: In Photos
Women have been taking part in a SlutWalk from Edinburgh city centre to the Scottish Parliament. Rape is rape no matter what the woman is wearing... More »
18th, June 2011
Celebrities
2 Frank Lampard And Christine Bleakley To Host Sofa-Based TV Chat Show
Lampard and glistening Christine Bleakley are engaged. We looked on as Frank brought his pink T-shirt and future wife through Terminal 3 at Heathrow Airport after returning from Los Angeles... More »
18th, June 2011
Strange But True
1 David Knelsen Kept His Son In A Wooden Box For Eight Weeks
To Santa Cruz, Bolivia, where Canadian dad David Knelsen has locked his 21-year-old son, Johan Knelsen, in a box... More »
18th, June 2011
Strange But True
Man Aiming Gun At Pig Shoots Wife Dead
A man who intended to shoot a pig, shot his wife dead instead... More »
18th, June 2011
Sports
Rory McIlroy Is Upstage By Eyebrows Man At US Open (Video)
Right now, Rory McIlroy is doing well at the 2011 US Open. Golf fans will love the action. But the casual observer will demand more to keep them watching. More »
18th, June 2011
Key Posts
Ryan Giggs, Anal Sex And Natasha Giggs' 'Ring 'n' Ride' Bum Photo
“It has to be said that Tasha has one hell of a tush. Which red-blooded male could possibly resist that?" We've put that questions to at the aforesaid Mr Strauss-Khan... More »
17th, June 2011
Music
1 RIP Seth Putnam: You Lived by Your Own Rules
Seth Putnam also played with Executioner and Satan's Warriors, Angry Hate, Post Mortem, Shit Scum, Upside Down Cross, Adolf Satan, and Vaginal Jesus... More »
17th, June 2011
Key Posts
3 The Turd Burger: Scientists In Japan Invent Burgers Made From Human Poo (Video)
This is the solution to the global food crisis... More »
17th, June 2011
Key Posts
14 Ian Puddick Is The Hero Who Used Twitter And The Web To Embarrass His Wife's Married Lover (Photos)
Ian Puddick won. The 41-year-old plumber did not harass his wife Leena's wealthy lover, Timothy Haynes, by telling the world via Twitter, blog posts and web videos about the extra-marital sex... More »
17th, June 2011
Sports
Wimbledon: Bethanie Mattek-Sands Is The Neon Balls Magnet
Serena Williams was there as the recognisable sporty face of female tennis. But the battle for women's tennis is not about the skills - it's about the glamour... More »
17th, June 2011
Celebrities
1 Crystal Harris Dumped Hef Over Other Women, Remarkably
Imagine the shock that rocked Crystal Harris' mind when she discovered that Hugh Hefner - a man world famous for being surrounded by scantily clad women 24/7 in the Playboy Mansion - had other women in his life... More »
17th, June 2011
Sports
Jeremy Hunt Loses To William Hague And Seb Coe In Tory Olympic Challenge
Can the canoeing be more entertaining than that big spotting event of August 1997, when the then Conservative Party leader William Hague took the plunge in Cornwall... More »
17th, June 2011
The Consumer
Disney Gone Bad - A Gallery Of Less Wholesome Images
We've compiled a gallery of images of Disney that are less than wholesome...Well, one image of Walt Disney is that of "an anti-Semitic Nazi sympathiser, union-basher and FBI informant..." More »
17th, June 2011
Celebrities
Katie Price Aims To Break Record For Hosting Biggest Roomful Of Mugs
Price and Kerry Katona will one day appear on nostalgic telly shows. The pair, their tiny faces pinched into a points from being pulled tight behind their ears, will flash back to these heady days when they talked about their "lettuces" on the magic box... More »
17th, June 2011
Celebrities
Kerry Katona Dropped By CAN Associates Wants Ryan Giggs Castrated: Karia Law 4 UK Now!
CAN Associates are no longer repressing Kerry Katona, that face of own-brand ketchups... More »
17th, June 2011
Strange But True
6 Water Experts Drain Reservoir After Man Pisses In It: Swimming Pool Water Still OK To Drink
When a 21-year-old man pissed in Mount Tabor reservoir, Portland, Oregon, the city decided to drain the thing and have it cleaned... More »
17th, June 2011
Celebrities
1 Curves Watch: Because Curves Are The Media's New Fat
Curves Watch: Anorak's look at women talking about their "curves' in the media. It's the new "fat"… More »
17th, June 2011
TV & Radio
Daisy The Cow Escapes From A Farm In Armagh
In this video, Daisy the cow from south Armagh, Northen Ireland, escapes. The "special investigator" was called in to see how she does it... More »
17th, June 2011
Key Posts
3 The Anthony Weiner Muslim Conspiracy Theory Just Got Nuttier: Huma Abedin And The Muslim Brotherhood
Following the suggestion that Anthony Weiner may have secretly converted to Islam as part of a socialist plot to orchestrate a Muslim takeover of the USA, the conspiracy-mongerers are now settling on the idea that Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin may be a spy for the Muslim Brotherhood... More »
