Photojournalism Category
Cosmopolitan Reveals The Secret Of Penetration And A Hand Job
FLICKING through Old Mr Anorak’s Cosmopolitan research magazine, we find: “Sex Tips from Guys – Their all-time favorite mattress moves, revealed.”
The talk turns to – and look away now – penetration.
As he says:
“For really exciting penetration have your man thrust his arm directly through your torso and kind of blend into your back.”
And smile…
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (10)
Caption This: When Cliff Met Cherie
CLIFF Richard and Cherie Blair… Or is it? You never see Tony and Cliff in the same place at the same time…
Your captions, please…
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (23)
Chinese Violators Will Be Amerced
TO Shaiman Island in Guangzhou, Guangdong, China, where violeters will be amerced; possisbly by a berm. And that if “litter” and not G-litter, n’est pas?
Amerced – to punish by a fine whose amount is fixed by the court…
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (3)
Mike Litoris Survives Fire
IT’S Mike Litoris telling the TV news man how he survived the fire…
“The closest it got to our property is about 60 yards,” says Mr Litoris. “It’s pretty bad. The flames actually were right on the other side of the freeway where you could see them.”
File under: Not taking the media seriously
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (35)
How The Media Accepts Parpody As Fact
A FEW months back, Anorak receied a call from Tiger Aspect, a TV production company.
The excited researcher wanted to know the contact details of Barry Richards, 16, a pupil at the Wat Tyler comprehensive in Grays, and a leading member of the Essex Young Conservatives. You can read about him here.
Now Anorak’s friend in the US, 14, writes from the US about how one of her satirical works – the Urban Satchel – has been accepted as true by the mainstream press.
Much to my delight, an alert reader has informed me that the NY Edition of The Metro has used my Urban Satchel in a fluff article about women’s handbags.
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Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (2)
And The Cow Jumped Over The Woman
IN Bulgaria, Dana the cow will now attempt to jump 68-year-old Rositza Kasaboba. A roll on the spoons, if you please…
Spotter: Tim. R
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)
Stephen Hawking’s Corpus Clock
THIS is Stepehn Hawking’s clock. IT features a giant grasshopper and has 60 slits cut into its face which light up to show the time.
Its creator John Taylor said he “wanted to make timekeeping interesting”.
The clock hangs at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge University…
Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)
Beware Invisible Cows
INVISIBLE cows, most likely from continental Europe, have invaded… Is global warming to blame?
Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (7)
Anal Registration For Softball Team
ED Barrett writes that this Christmas we should,stop selling glitter to kids, as it sends out the wrong signal…
Spotter: T.C.
Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (11)
All Change: Cross Dresser Accused Of Flashing Train Drivers
POLICE LOG: Crime in the news…
MARTYN Alan Lamb stands accused of wearing women’s underwear and showing off “parts of his body” to people travelling on rail services near his home during a six-month period last year.
The father-of-three is said to have worn a blonde wig and removed his work clothes – he works as a (ahem) self-employed pest controller – to reveal ladies’ lingerie (suspender belt, stockings and basque) to train drivers.
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Posted: 18th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (12)
The Chinese Chicken-Foot Duck Scared Of Water
FU Haiwen has a duck. Or is it a chicken? Dicken and owner live in Huangjin village, Xicheng town.
“It never went with the other ducks to swim in the river,” says Haiwen.
Haiwen’s duck has chicken feet.
If this Dicken can be persuaded to eat some vine leaves and sleep on a bed of glutionous rice, it might be a walking Dim Sum platter…
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (6)
The Why Should John McCain Have All The I’m For Group Stickers(?) For Obama
BELIEVERS for Barack Obama. It’s a sign. It’s message. It’s an omen wrapped up in a message in a bumper sticker…
Why should McCain have all “… for…” stickers?
Which is why Anorak brings you the “Why Should John McCain Have All The I’m For Group Stickers(?) For Obama” focus group.
One-Armed Jewish Black Lesbian Obese Cheerleaders For McCain
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Marking Barry Obama’s Economics Homework
BARACK Obama says the world is in turmoil. He hands in his essay. Now, let’s mark it:
Grade?
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Tony Blair’s Weather Machine Creates An Upside Down Rainbow
THE Sky is smiling. The sky is smirking. It’s an upside down rainbow over Cambridge…
EXCEPTIONAL atmospheric conditions created a rare and stunning display in the skies above Cambridge.
At 4.45pm on Sunday, a circumzenithal arc – which looks like a bright, upsidedown rainbow – was visible above the city.
A miracle. A sign. On omen. Or just Tony Blair’s weather machine laughing at Gordon Brown?
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Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (3)
Sarah Palin: Keep Out Of My Uterus
SARAH Palin is everywhere. But not in my uterus…
From a protest outside Anchorage’s Loussac Library.
Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Gentlemen Toilet For Tranavestites And Scotsmen
LADIES. Gentlemen. Scotsmen. Your toilet awaits…
Spotter: Lisa Tarb
Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (4)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Meg Ryan
SARAH Palin’s Kill Of The Day. Today Sarah Palin has been killing insomiac orgasm faker Meg Ryan…
Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3)
Barack Obama Is A Half-Breed Muslin
BARACK Obama is a half-breed Muslin.
Says one Andy Lacasse, signwriter and half-breed Muslin sniffer:
“I got nothing good to say about Obama. If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there.”
More naked Muslins after the jump…
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (15)
Kate Beckinsale Wears Her Vagina As Her Sleeve
KATE Beckinsale tells about her mummified vagina. She then wears her thsi dress:
Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comments (3)
Vote Sarah Palin And Your Pet Dies
THE story so far: Bullwinkle J. Moose is dead. He was killed by Sarah Palin, then deep froxen and chopped, sliced and roasted on bed of dried rabbit.
Rocket “Rocky” J. Squirrel lives in Washington. Can he escape.It up to YOU, voters of America.
Vote Palin and Rocky dies. And when he is dead, what then?
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (7)
The Worst Job In The World: I Saw An Elephant Fly
I SAW an elephant fly. Is this the worst job in the world?
Spotter: Val
Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (6)
Rape Victims In Sarah Palin’s America
HERE’s what Sarah Palin’s America looks like for women and rape victims if you negate free and change and only deal in black and white…
Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
The Handy Russia Sex Tourist Translator
“THEY say that this kind of printed guide to Russia is being handled to every passenger of some flights to Moscow and St. Petersburg that come from USA” – so they say.
Sex tourists take note…
Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)
Oragsms Guranteed At Turkey’s New Aquapark
TOUGH times in the travel game.
Package tour operators going bust.
But in Turkey, there is fun to be had at the Bodrum Aquapark.
Fun for all the family.
Something for the kids. Something for the mums and dads, grandmas, grandpas….
Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Money, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)
Hillary Clinton Is Bathed In Obama’s White Light
ONE of the women in the picture is a tight-lipped Hillary Clinton, the politician who went up against Barack Obama and lost.
One of the women in the picture is a knuckle-cocked Hillary Clinton, the woman who backs Barack Obama to win the presidency.
One of the women is pudgy-faced and careworn. One of the women is changed and bleached in a heavenly white light…
Suggestions please to which is which…
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (6)
