Photojournalism Category
Mother Steals Daughter’s ID To Be School Cheerleader
WENDY Brown is a cheerleader at Ashwaubenon High School, Green Bay, Wisconsin.
She’s one of the girls, shooting the breeze about which of the hot new act New Kids On The Block she fancies, chillin’ with Vanilla ice and watching Baywatch.
Wendy Brown is 15. She was born 33 years ago. To Wendy Brown it’s always 1990.
Wendy Brown wanted to be a cheerleader, so she enrolled at a school and passed her self off as her 15-year-old daughter.
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Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (11)
Hurricane Ike Is A Bear
HURRICANE Ike. The woods are flooded…
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)
George Bush Is Leaving Now
“IT’S time to go now, George. They’re here, George. George… It’s time…”
Spotter: Bill Jago
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Hulk Hogan’s Daughter And Girlfriend Cloned
HULK Hogan, neon-haired actor-wrestler is dating one Jennifer McDaniel (left/right).
Hulk’s daughter is called Brooke Hogan, that’s her on the (left/right).
Hulk is making Old Mr Anorak feel green, and not with envy.
Here comes the therapist now…
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment
Private Eye’s Spoon Lady Found
ME and my spoons.
WHAT is believed to be the largest collection of spoons in the world is owned by Doctor Ella Kyes Dearborn, of Portland, Oregon.
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Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2)
The World’s Best Anti-Ageing Cream
TAKE a look at this picture for Dermitage anti-ageing cream.
Before the woman was line free and youthful.
After, she has a face like a camer’s scrotum in a sandstorm.
Tip: Better to use the foreskin than the scrotum, as Oprah Winfrey assures us.
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Online-PR, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (12)
Rebranding Estate Agents As Property Artists
ESTATE agents are the vertitable scum of the earth. But no more.
Now they are property artists working in property studios.
What odds this year’s Turner Prize being won by a compoact and bijou artist’s pink shirt and mathing socks?
Spotter: Clive Davis
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment
Miley Cyrus Grows An Extra hand For Jonas Brother
MILEY Cyrus. Virginal teen American star. Jesus friend.
Jonas Brothers. Virginal teen American stars.
They meet.
Is that an extra hand in your pocket or are you a photoshop disaster?
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comments (5)
Kim Jong-il And Gary Glitter Are Missing
THE Sun has picture from North Korea’s 60th anniversary parade.
It wonders where Kim Jong-il is. Rumours abound that Kim Jong-il is ill. There’s a picture of a line-up of the usual North Korean faces. “But where is Kim-il?” asks the paper.
Kim is, of course, a leader who rose to prominence on a pair of platform heels and one of Gary Glitter’s old wigs.
Wig and heels have been removed, lest he be mistaken for the shamed star, and Kim is just out of shot by the ankles of his peers…
Altogether now: he’s the leader, the leader…
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Daily Express To Be Edited By Robots
THE Daily Express and Sunday Express move one step closer to being written and edited by monkeys.
News is that subs are being sacked in favour of a new editorial system called Woodwing.
In a letter to the downtrodden, group managing editor Ian Parrott (all his own words) says the system will allow the paper to “revolutionise the way pages are written and edited and therefore reduce costs”.
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or Website)
He goes on to blame that ever-present excuse: my dog ate it, Miss. No, it’s the credit crunch, dummy:
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Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Money, Photojournalism, Tabloids | Comments (4)
Man Gives Seat To The Elderly And Disabled
A man on a train has gien his seat to the elderly and disabled. We have pictures…
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment
How To Beat A Japanese Attacker With The Power Of Dance
IN this class, Anroak students are invited to get in touch with their inner English-speaking Japanese mugger and/or sex attacker. You can learn a lot from your attacker.
You can learn English. In China, it’s just a fad. But in Japan it’s a dance, a song and a video…
Meanwhile, this is how they beat the attacker in the United States…
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Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (4)
I Love The Sound Of Jackhammers In The Morning
WHAT me worry..?
Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment
Nike Wants You To Jump Into The Tunnel
JUMPING into the tunnel is forbidden – so Just Do It, say Nike…
Spotter: Tom Mayhew
Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comments (6)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day And Adult Fun Toy
HERE’S Anorak’s Sarah Palin Kill of The Day picture – Moose-eye view.
You can buy your own Sarah Palin fun toy. Wanna see it?
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Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (8)
Spare Change For The Assassination of Geroge Bush
SPARE any change for the assassination of George Bush? It’s the George Bush Death Cult.
Every President and would-be President needs one…
Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Money, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (7)
The New Anorak Is Coming
THE new Anorak is coming. We need writers. We need designers. We need luck… In the meantime, more meetings…
Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (11)
Princess Diana: Death Car For Sale
PRINCESS Diana is back. Not that she ever went away.
Today Sunday Telegraph readers can play a free DVD called: “The Queen – A Life in Film: The Diana Years.”
Scene 1: Look on as Her Majesty sits in her Fiat Uno and revs her engine in a rare show of guts and drive as Diana crosses the Palace courtyard with supreme elegance, refined poise and a cheeky smile.
And that is not all. The Mail has more sensation: “French owner of the Diana death crash car wants it back… to sell to Fayed.”
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Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (12)
Sarah Palin: Faking Sex Appeal, Hockey Glasses And Crude In Alaska
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…
DAILY MAIL: “Anger at fake Sarah Palin photos as smear campaign makes her ‘look like a stripper’”
Sarah Palin’s credibility as a possible American Vice-President is being undermined by a series of spoof photographs circulated on the internet.
So says the Mail, whioch in the interests of good reporting, reports the news of the fake photos and – get this – the fake photos…on the, er, internet.
Say what you like about Alaska – but you don’t have to dig far to hit the crude stuff…
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Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Photojournalism, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6)
Westlife’s Number One Fan
SAYS Vicky Jones of her husband Colin: “He can’t abide Westlife but he doesn’t say a lot.” Maybe he doesn’t know who to talk to when he’s approaching from the rear.
On a brighter note, at least Brian McPadding had the decency to leave the and and spare Colin more pain. Unless, he’s hiding somewhere else…
Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (9)
Sarah Palin: Homing In On Halibut
SARAH Palin shares the stand with an old vet. Sarah Palin shares the magazine cover with an old halbut..
Discuss…
Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)
Catch Of The Day: Artist Impales Herself On Shalk Hooks
THE Artists: Anorak’s look at art in the news…
ALICE Newstead is an artist. She is upset that sharks are being caught by finning – sharks are impaled on hooks and their fins are sliced off for shark’s fin soup.
To the Lush soap and small shop on London’s Regent’s Street, where Miss Newstead is employed. The 26-year-old Newstead is impaled.
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Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (16)
Steve Richards: A Comment
STEVE Richards is the Indy’s politcal writer:
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Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Photojournalism | Comments (4)
Park Safe At Your Own Risk
PARK Safe at your own risk…
Spotter: Ed. B
Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (4)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…
Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (5)
