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The Iranian Missile Crisis

THE Iranian missile crisis

Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (5)


Photoshop Update: Iran Has Invisible Missiles

AGENCE France-Presse says it obtained the image of four Iranian missiles punching the sky from the Web site of Sepah News, the media wing of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards.

That was Wednesday.

Today the Associated Press distributed the same image without the fourth missile.

Inded, the Iranains have invisible missiles – Israel is fu**ked…

Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (5)


Photoshopping A Tornado

AFTER this. The Associated Press admits they were bamboozled by some bogus tornado video.

The Associated Press and video services operated by CBS and NBC have pulled video allegedly taken of a tornado in Nebraska last weekend after questions were raised about its authenticity.

A tornado chaser has claimed that the video was a doctored version of pictures he had taken of a twister that touched down four years ago in Rock, Kan.

The AP paid another storm chaser, Andy Fabel, $295 for footage of a tornado that briefly touched down Saturday afternoon near Valentine, Neb. The video was sent Sunday to nearly 2,000 Web sites that subscribe to the AP’s Online Video Network, and more than 60 large digital customers that buy AP’s online content individually.

Yet on Tuesday, a person who asked that his name not be used contacted the AP and said the supposed Nebraska footage was really video he had taken four years ago. The image was “flipped” to make it seem the tornado was pointed in another direction, and the action sped up. The Nebraska images add power lines and subtracts trees that were in the Kansas pictures.

Upon seeing the video evidence, the AP eliminated Fabel’s video from the Online Video Network late Tuesday and contacted its other customers to urge them not to use it, said Kevin Roach, the AP’s acting head of domestic broadcast news operations.

We never want to mislead people,” Roach said. “Based on evidence provided to us, we believe that the video was not authentic.”

Mistakers in reporting. Tsk! Heads will roll… or not…

Spotter

Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


London Olympics Torch Protest

THE London Olympics sets the capital ablaze…

Image: Monkeon

Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Back pages, Photojournalism | Comment


Boys As Flies, Muslim Girls As Lollipops

VEIL your enthusiasm, boys.

The text reads: “You won’t be able to stop them (i.e. guys), but you can protect yourself. He who created you knows what’s best for you!”

Via, and here

Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Online-PR, Photojournalism | Comments (5)


Behead Those Who Say Islam Is Violent

YOU know it makes sense:

Spotter: L.P

Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (5)


Iran Missile Photoshop Contest

IRAN unleashes its missiles. The Salami Air Force is primed for an attack on Israel’s digestive heartlands.

The US and Israel have condemned Iran after it test-fired a long range missile capable of reaching Tel Aviv.

Iran state media said nine missiles had been fired in total, including a new Shahab-3, with a range of 2,000km (1,240 miles).

But look again at those missiles zooming off into the air. Have we seen them before?

Those AFP/Gerry images in full.

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Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (9)


Mariah Carey’s New Elle Of A Body

MAGAZINE’S never lie.  That is Mariah Carey on the cover of Elle magazine. And that is Mariah Carey not on the cover of Elle magazine. Spot the difference:

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Posted: 9th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comments (3)


Human Remains Found: Recipes

WHAT to do with human remains…

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Posted: 9th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Gawd Bless Amerika

THIS land is yur land, thees land is are land…

Spotter: T-B

Posted: 9th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (5)


CNN Muppet Swoop

CNN arrest news…

Posted: 9th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism, TV & Radio | Comment


Wash And Go

WHICH way round does the water go?

Posted: 8th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (4)


The McDonald’s Anus Burger

THE truth in advertising McDonald’s..?

Posted: 8th, July 2008 | In: Online-PR, Photojournalism | Comments (6)


Do Not Touch The Wires

Spotter: H. Gibbs; via

Posted: 7th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1)


The Mona Lisa In Street Art

JUST returned from Paris where the Mona Lisa was being photographed by tourists at the Louvre.

All the happy snappers taking pics and – get this – video of the world’s most famous pic, so they can return home and say they saw a picture behind glass through a lens.

Here are some better pictures of the enigmatic smiling one…


Image: Amelia Photography


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Image: Eyeski23


Image: Ingrid


Image: Cidsoe


Image: 2cauldrons

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Posted: 7th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Anorak Classifieds: James Klindt’s Business

ALL publicity is good publicity.

Right?

Spotter, Via

Posted: 7th, July 2008 | In: Online-PR, Photojournalism | Comments (5)


US History Exam Paper

F*** education. It’s a conspiracy.

Depends whose books you read. You can always write your own

Posted: 7th, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (5)


No Drowning In Ontario

BRITS are heading to Canada.

Says the Star.

Brits fed up with the credit crunch are being tempted to seek a new life in Canada. Fast-track visas are being offered to skilled workers ready to turn their back on the UK.

But be warned: once you’re there, there is no escape…

BY order:

Posted: 2nd, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Tabloids | Comment (1)


Mrs Ahmadinejhad’s Love Rivals

AFTER yesterday’s shots of Mrs Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at large, Anorak has obtained evidence of exclusive rumours that the Iranian president has been trawling the web for stand ins and future First Ladies.

Game: Match the name to the picture are win a lifgetime supply of uranium:

Noel Edmonds, Cherie Blair, Anthea Turner, Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Feltz, Queen Noor of Jordan, Victoria Beckham, Darth Vader, Naomi Campbell, Jerry Seinfeld, Girls Aloud, Rowan Williams…

All nuclear bombs are final…

Posted: 2nd, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (31)


Barack Obama The Messiah

BARACK Obama is the Messiah…

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Posted: 1st, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)


Human Touch Massage Chair

MASSAGE, sir?

Spotter: Jo B.

Posted: 1st, July 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (6)


The Zhou Tiger: Faking Wildlife In China

IN China the big news is the “Zhou Tiger”, named in honour of Zhou Zhenglong, a villager in Shaanxi who claimed to have taken 71 photographs of the almost extinct South China tiger.

He received 20,000 yuan from the local forestry department for his “discovery”. Zhou also photographed a tiger’s footprint.

Who dares say China is an enemy to wildlife? The state-owned news and propaganda agency Xinhua lapped up the discovery.

The Forestry Department of northwest China’s Shaanxi Province released one image.

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Posted: 30th, June 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Strange But True | Comment


Police Find Guns In Gun Shop

WHO’S watching the detectives?

Posted: 30th, June 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (3)


I Was There: A Life Lived

WERE you there? He was there…

Posted: 30th, June 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (2)


Smells Like Hillary Clinton



“I’m here for my interview,

Mr Clinton”

Posted: 29th, June 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)