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Desirée Rogers Says Obama To Star In Soap Opera
DESIREE Rogers, aka Desirée Rogers, is not only a product of nominative determinalism, but also the White House Social Secretary.
She is talking Brand Barack Obama with the Wall Street Journal, and how He is like a bar of soap:
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Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
The Veronicas And Lenny Kravitz Say Why They Will Vote IN EU Elections
CAN you hear me Europe? CAN-EU-HEAR-ME? It’s the big EU vote and your chance to vote for these babes or these one-Europe Herrenvolk. And – hey, kinder – you need 2 B hip with da EU ting, boyzzzs, b’coz Lenny Kravitz (American) and The Veronicas (Australian) says so.
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Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
British MPs In Suicide Pact
MORE news on the Tabloids’ Suicide watch as the Mail cheers readers with news that “Love cheat MPs” are on “’suicide watch‘ as expense claims threaten to expose affairs”.
How the media loves a good suicide story. Having wished death on bankers, the Mail waits for MPs to kill themselves.
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Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Joe Biden Orders Everyone To Sneeze Only In Fields
JOE Biden says on NBC’s Today show that in light of Mexican flu he will not be travelling by plane, car, cannon, hairplug, lunar module or Space Shuttle.
He will also be relocating his office to a field in central Wyoming, with his PA in a meadow in North Dakota, his crimper in Ohio and his family in a safe house at the Arctic Research Facility in Northern Canada.
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Posted: 30th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Georgia’s Would-Be Governor Says He Won’t Have Sex With A Mule Again
DYLAN Otto Krider profiles Neal Horsey, Georgia Creator’s Rights Party candidate for governor. It turns out that Mr Horsey has had sex with a mule – can anyone now argue with Nominative Determinalism?
Berfore we get to Krider’s interview, here’s a snippet of his confession on Alan Colmes, a FOX News radio program host:
NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”
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Posted: 30th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Technology Saves New York From Obama’s Carbon Footprint
BARACK Obama should know that photoshop could have prevented the Air Force One photo-op scare.
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Posted: 29th, April 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
London Mayor’s Muslim Cleric Says Hitler Put Jews In Their Place
MORE on former London Mayor Ken Livingstone’s cuddle companion: Yusuf al-Qaradawi
As Ken said when he met the great misunderstood cleric:
“On behalf of the people of London, I would like to apologise to the Sheikh for the outburst of xenophobia in sections of the media which demonstrated an underlying ignorance of Islam.”
He apologised on your behalf to a man who can be seen and heard being misunderstood in this clip:
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Posted: 29th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Exclusive: Gordon Brown Makes Moves To Resign
GORDON Brown resigns – or at least he makes ready for his early departure.
He’s responding to the petition:
Video:
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Posted: 29th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Nick Cohen On the Downing Street Spin Machine
IN Standpoint, Nick Cohen gives insight into the Downing Street spin machine:
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Posted: 29th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama’s 9/11 Photo Spread: Videos
BARACK Obama’s tribute to Earth Week causes a stir in New York. Is it a bird? Is it a plane. S**t! Is it a jihadi?
No it’s the President’s Air Force One on a vicory roll over the Big Apple:
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Posted: 28th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Justin Webb: The BBC’s Man In Barack Obama
JUSTIN Webb is the BBC’s Man in the US. He is keeping a close eye on Barack Obama – the Him. Hereunder are a few objective reports on Webb’s blog.
As Webb says: “I am the product of a Quaker school so am incapable of lying”.
You plant, you cultivate, you harvest! This the Axelrod dictum – indeed the Obama Doctrine – April 7
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Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama Argues With Teleprompter: Video
BARACK Obama and his teleprompter are working the crowd at the National Academy of Sciences.
Obama is naming the members of PCAST listed. But -opps! – he’s already introduced them, earlier in his speech.
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Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama Came Into Contact With Suspected Pig Flu
EVER since Barack Obama rose to the international fore, the media back story has been on when he will die.
Today, the Daily Mail manages to feature the Barack Obama Death Cult in the swine flu scare story. Watch were you put that lipstick, Barry:
A man who shook Barack Obama’s hand in Mexico died the next day from symptoms similar to those of swine flu.
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Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Gay Politician Threatens To Murder Miss California
ALAN Duncan, gay shadow Leader of the House of Commons, is on BBC’s TV’s Have I Got News For You, making a death threat against one Miss Carrie Prejean, 21, star of the Miss America beauty pageant.
(Carrie Prejean – nominative determinalism at work again.)
When asked by Perez Hilton whether the U.S. should legalise gay marriage in every state, Prejean replied:
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Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (9)
Indian Voters Show Middle Finger To The Vote
INDIAN voters are giving the finger to the country’s election.
As reported:
The Election Commission is ensuring your message goes out loud and clear — they are giving your index finger a go-by, and painting your middle finger with indelible ink instead. A Commission official said the change was necessitated by the recently-concluded elections to local bodies in some parts of the country. “Since these voters will still have their index fingers marked, we decided to uniformly mark the middle finger of the left hand.”
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Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
MP Petitions: Gordon Brown Resigns
ANORAK’S fairly regular look at those petitions appearing on the Prime Minister’s website.Posted: 26th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Gordon Brown Sends Sarah To Arrest Sharon Osbourne
AS Alistair Darling places UK Plc under a tarpaulin cover – closed until further notice – the Daily Mail spots Sarah Brown on a debt-collecting mission to LA.
“Tax the rich!” says the clarion call. And if those rich Britons and ex-pats won’t come to Blighty, Sarah Brown will go and fetch them.
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Posted: 23rd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama Celebrates Earth Day By Maintaining Air Pollution
WHAT did you do for Earth Day, daddy? Well, says Barack Obama, I celebrated Earth Day by flying in Air Force One to Iowa. I gave:
Cleaning up skies choked with smog and soot would sharply curtail the capacity of plants to absorb carbon dioxide and blunt global warming, according to a study released on Wednesday …
Common sense would suggest that air pollution in the form of microscopic particles that obstruct the Sun’s rays – a phenomenon called “global dimming” – would hamper this process, but the new study shows the opposite is true.
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Posted: 23rd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
How New Labour Hates Women
NADINE Dorries, Tory MP and subject of New Labour sexual fantasies, is writing for Grazia about her dreadful ordeal in being near the centre of a plot to smear the Tories.
Nadine Dorries has a Mid Beds constituency and a “massive majority”.
“Want to discredit a woman in politics?” asks Grazia. Well, not really. But we know someone who might. (Derek, you still there?)
How to do it: “Just claim she’s mad or having an affair.”
Cripes! Had only the Liberals thought of that in the days of Maggie Thatcher instead of debating her policies. But that’s shirt-lifters for you.
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Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Chantal Biya Presents The World’s Sexiest Politician’s Secret Picture Gallery
MISSING from Anorak’s list of the The 50 Sexiest Female Politicians is Chantal Biya, First Lady of Cameroon and wife to President Paul Biya.
To correct that oversight, Anorak’s Man in LA was at the African First Ladies Health Summit to see the vision for himself.
And we now bring you the Ultimate Tribute to Chantal Biya, First Lady of First Laydees:
Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (5)
Full Text Of Ahmadinejad Racism Speech To The UN
FULL Text Of Ahmadinejad Racism Speech To The UN:
Part of the Mahmoud Racism Masterclass, Module III.
“Governments must be encouraged and supported in their fights at eradicating this barbaric racism. Efforts must be made to put an end to Zionism…
“Those in authority at the time set off two world wars [were] killing hundred of millions of people and causing mass destruction.
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Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Back pages, Politicians | Comments (9)
Ahmadinejad Tells UN Jews To Blame For World’s Racism
TO the UN racism conference, and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is delivering a masterclass in How To Be Racist And Behave In A Racist Manner to the ever-keen Swiss
Before speaking, Ahmadinejad showed his notes to Swiss President Hans-Rudolf Merz. Was it racist enough? Any tips? Can he ask an Austrian?
Merz gave his advice, and Ahmadinejad tells the class how Israel was created on the “pretext of Jewish suffering” from World War II.
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Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Racist Obama Tea-baggers Suffer From Limbic Brain Dementure
TEA-BAGGING is all the rage in Barack Obama’s US of A. Janeane Garofalo is an “American stand-up comedienne, actress, political activist and writer. She is multi-talented. But it can be hard to tell where the comedy ends and the politcial activism begins. It might be a joke, or just beyond parody:
Their limbic brain, we’ve discussed this before, the limbic brain inside a right-winger or a Republican or a conservative or your average white power activist, the limbic brain is much larger in their headspace than in a reasonable person and it’s pushing against the frontal lobe.
Video:
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Posted: 19th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (8)
Labour General Secretary Denies Involvement In Red Rag Smear Site
MORE news on the Labour smear allegations and plot.
The News of the World – press release below, (full story here) – alleges:
“Labour’s General Secretary Ray Collins chaired a secret meeting to create the Red Rag website now ensnared in the Smeargate scandal.”
The Sunday Times has allegations made against schools secretary Ed Balls.
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Posted: 18th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Obama Declares War On Air
OBAMA declares war on air. First they came for the carbon dioxide:
The US Environmental Protection Agency has shifted course and deemed carbon dioxide a health risk, in a turnabout important to global warming-related regulation.
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Posted: 18th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
