Obama Gives Ferrari Money To Italy Earthquake Appeal

THE US of A is giving Italy $50,000 to solve the Eartquake issue. Or a Ferrari.

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Posted: 7th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Barack Obama Is President Of Kickassistan

THE Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian – Ann Coulter and Obama do battle:

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Posted: 7th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)

Osama’s Hair Salon Becomes Obama’s

ANORAK’s man in the US, sends news of the hair salon formerly known as Osama’s and now called Obama’s:

Obama’s Hair Design

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Posted: 7th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Australian Minister Offers Free Nintendo Wii For Climate Change Advice

PENNY Wong, Australia’s Climate Change Minister, is running a competition for Climate Cops:

The competition “Think Climate, Think Change,” asks students in years 3 to 9 to use short stories, poems and art work to answer the question ”what does climate change mean to me?”

First prize is a trip for two to Canberra (the winner and a parent), a Nintendo Wii console, sports kit and Wii Fit pack, and books for the winner’s school.

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Posted: 7th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Syrian Man In Turkey Tries To Kill Obama

THE Turkish chapter of the Barack Obama Death Cult is open.

As reported (he-he):

“Turkey foils plot to assassinate

Obama”

Turkish security services have arrested a man of Syrian descent who was planning to assassinate US President Barack Obama during his current trip to Turkey, the Saudi daily Al Watan reported Monday.

According to the report, the man, who was arrested on Friday, was carrying a press card identifying him as an employee of Al Jazeera. He reportedly confessed to his intention to stab Obama with a knife and said that he was aided by three accomplices.

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Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Home Office Website Links To Japanese Porn

VISITORS to the Home Office’s website can click on a link to a Japanese pornography site.

Can it be that Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has responded to the cost of Channel X and negotiated a discount, an affiliate deal, with an alternative porn supplier?

If so, the taxpayer should thank her.

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Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment

Cheerio Obama

BARACK Obama will appease? Cheerio!

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Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Money, Politicians | Comment (1)

David Miliband Condemns North Korea With Song

STATEMENT FROM THE FOREIGN SECRETARY

I strongly condemn North Korea’s action in conducting a satellite launch earlier today. This action contributes directly to their ballistic missile programme, and therefore puts North Korea in breach of UNSCR 1718. While Pyongyang continues to pursue a hostile policy towards the rest of the world, it cannot hope to take its rightful place within the international community. I strongly urge North Korea to cease immediately all further missile-related activity and commit to engaging constructively with international partners, in particular through the Six Party Talks process.

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Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Obama Learns To Speak Austrian

BARACK Obama is no George Bush. When Obama asks for more troops, the allies say no. When Obama meets world leaders he contorts. And when speaking to Austrians, he laments the fact that he can’t speak Austrian:

At a news conference afterward, Obama said his debut on the international stage had convinced him that “political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate,” where he served before entering the White House.

“There’s a lot of — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian — wheeling and dealing, and people are pursuing their interests, and everybody has their own particular issues and their own particular politics,” he said in response to an Austrian reporter’s question.

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Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (8)

Obama Contorts For Abdullah

BARACK Obama nods to Her Majesty. Barack Obama moons for Abdullah.

Greater WIngnuttia is all alarums and excursions because Obama “bowed down” before KIng Abdullah of Saudi Arabia; they’ve even done the hard research and checked Miss Manners to prove that this portends the immediate imposition of sharia law all throughout the American Heartland. Of course, when you watch the video that Malkin claims proves Obama was kowtowing to the Muslim Monarch, you note that Obama is about a foot taller than Abdullah, and so had to kind of contort himself to get into any sort of position to shake the sheikh’s hand.

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Posted: 5th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Even Guardian Now Mocks Obama

HOW can we satirise Barack Obama? It’s easy – so easy even the Guardian is doing it. John Crace:

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Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Obama Has Russian Word For Dick On Palm Of Hand

BARACK Obama Has Russian Word for “Dick” On Palm Of His Hand:

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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama Insults Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

ANOTHER day and another moment to realise that Obama is the one man who still believes his own hype. Here is The One insulting Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva:

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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Barack Obama Moons Queen Repects King Abdullah

BARACK Obama mnight just about be the last person left to believe his own hype.

Compare and contrast his meeting with the sexy Her Majesty Queen of England, head of his nation’s great ally and champion of democracy – a nod and “Yeah – ha-ha – whatever”:

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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Queen ‘Tongues’ Michelle Obama

HER Majesty the Queen and Michelle Obama have come together – it being what Jade would have wanted.

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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Michelle Obama Touched By Queen

THE Queen has been touched by Michelle Obama.

Says Liz:

“I’m touched.”

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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)

Obama And Brown: A Love Story In Pictures, With Anal Poisoning

BARACK Obama and Gordon Brown – but it is love? Dear Deirdre…

In a blaze of dazzling light from above, disciples witness the First Coming of Obama – The Times

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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Barack Obama Swallows The Polypill

BARACK Obama – a look at how we can get Barack Obama into news story, with the polypill…

It’s been a dream for a decade: a single daily pill combining aspirin, cholesterol medicine and blood pressure drugs — everything people need to prevent heart attacks and strokes in a cheap, generic form.

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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Queen Introduces Obama To Her Dogs

“WE’RE not all like them, Mr President,” says the Sun’s front-page headline, words attributed to Her Majesty the Queen and set alongside a shot of the Lone Ranger’s stylist kicking in a pane of glass in the City of London.

No, Mr President Obama. Some of us are filthy rich and use guns and packs of dogs. Release the hounds!

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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)

Obama Meets The Muppets

BARACK Obama meets the muppets, and other British leaders fallen on hard times…

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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Jamie Oliver On The Taxpayers’ Alliance

JAMIE Oliver and the EU – they deserve each other. The taxpayers’ alliance makes sense of it all  with Jamie Oliveoil recipe for EU Agriculture Fudge:

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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

The Barack Obama List Of Tax Dodgers

BARACK Obama is all for redistribution. The problem is, how to redistribute what you don’t have and they aren’t that keen to tell you they have?

Here’s a list of Obams crack tem of tax dodger spotters, all on hand to explain to Obama how some people don’t pay up:

Before that, know that the US Is In The in the Veryt Best of Hands:

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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

European Parliament Produces Adult Films

THE European Parliament has produced an adult film. Only an adult should watch this – it being so very, very hideous and wrong…

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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Learning To Laugh at Obama

JAY Leno on The Tonight Show is going spazmo for Obama jokes:

PRESIDENT Obama said this week that things will get worse before they get better. That’s something you never hear before the election. “Let me tell you, if I’m elected it’s going to get a lot worse.” (He) has announced a taskforce to review the tax codes.

He’s concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the system to avoid paying taxes. And that’s just in his administration.

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Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

The G20 In Numbers

THE G20 in numbers…

1 – Rule for them and not for us

G19 – Major economic powers

G20 – 19 plus the EU, and Thailand and Ethiopia

Education, education, education…

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Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)