Police Stop G20 Plot To Kill Barack Obama

ALL over the media is the news that five have been arrested in a G20 “bomb plot”.

Police in Plymouth are said to have uncovered a cache of weapons and “material relating to political ideology”. (The south-west is a hotbed of terror!)

The Tory Blue Book is dangerous reading?

Anorak

Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment

Jacqui Smith Can’t Even Keep Porn Secret

JACQUI Smith and porn:

How are we supposed to trust the government with data protection if the Home Secretary can’t even keep the fact that her husband has been watching porn secret?

Anorak

Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Rep. John Shimkus On God Says Global Warming Does Not Exist

REPUBLICAN. John Shimkus say global warming cannot be because God tells us in the Bible when the “earth will end”:

Anorak

Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Jacqui Smith In Home Porn Scandal

JACQUI Smith, the pot-smoking Home Secretary, has been caught in an expenses row – using taxpayers’ money to pay for porn films.

Can the matter be explained as research into the sex industry she wishes to stamp on? Did any of the films feature East European slaves? And should we the taxpayers get to see the evidence and decide for ourselves?

Julie Bindel: Do you know anyone personally who has used a prostitute?

JS: [Hesitates] No.

Anorak

Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (10)

Nigel Griffiths Stands Up For Freedom

PRIVACY laws were going to neuter the newspapers and make the media a place for PR and the party line. But thanks to Nigel Griffiths MP trying to silence the media, we can all reast easier:

Yesterday Mr Justice King ruled that “lying cheat Griffiths took dozens of pornographic pictures of his brunette mistress cavorting in his House of Commons office, then downloaded them on to his computer, he later claimed he was so drunk he could hardly remember the sex session” and the NOTW can publish them.

Anorak

Posted: 29th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

UN Outlaws Free Speech

WHAT would the personnel aboard Battlestar Galactica makes of the UN’s decision to ban free speech? Were there any Muslims on the BG?

The U.N.’s top human-rights body approved a proposal by Muslims nations Thursday urging passage of laws around the world to protect religion from criticism.

The proposal put forward by Pakistan on behalf of Islamic countries – with the backing of Belarus and Venezuela – had drawn strong criticism from free-speech campaigners and liberal democracies.

Anorak

Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Polly Tonybee, Guido And Journalism On The Web

POLLY Tonybee tells the BBC’s Daily Politics show that you “can’t proper journalism on the web”.

Anorak

Posted: 26th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama’s Teleprompter Stolen

WHAT no teleprompter, Mr President? Stolen? Or did it meet with an accident?

Says the Teleprompter:

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Anorak

Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Full Text Of Daniel Hannan’s Speech To Gordon Brown

DANIEL Hannan on the internet – which has made him a star:

The internet has changed politics – changed it utterly and forever. Twenty-four hours ago, I made a three-minute speech in the European Parliament, aimed at Gordon Brown. I tipped off the BBC and some of the newspaper correspondents but, unsurprisingly, they ignored me: I am, after all, simply a backbench MEP. When I woke up this morning, my phone was clogged with texts, my email inbox with messages. Overnight, the YouTube clip of my remarks had attracted over 36,000 hits. By today, it was the most watched video in Britain.

How did it happen, in the absence of any media coverage? The answer is that political reporters no longer get to decide what’s news.

Anorak

Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)

Iran Plans To Murder Barack Obama

BARACK Obama extends the olive branch to Iran. Iran takes it, sharpens it and rams it straight up Obama. The Barack Obama Death Cult hits Tehran: 

Via Gateway Pundit:

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Anorak

Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Sarah Palin Goes Spastic

DID you hear the one about Obama and the Special Olympics. Ha! Ha! The Obama sure in funny. But he’s not the funniest person Michelle Obama knows. Her mother is one “the funniest person I know”.

Hey, old ma-bama’s older than Spazbama’s bowling average. Now that’s pretty, pretty, pretty funny.

You want to know what else is funny? This post – it’s Sarah Palin’s not-the-full-ten-pins boy:

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), who has a child with Down Syndrome, today blasted President Obama’s attempt at a joke which insulted people with special needs.

Anorak

Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)

Ed Miliband Vents Idiocy On Wind Power

ED Mlliband is a green shirt. Ed is the Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change. Forward with wind!

Speaking at a screening in London of the climate change documentary The Age of Stupid, Miliband said the government needed to be stronger in facing down local opposition to wind farms.

Anorak

Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Nigel Griffiths’ Intimate Encounter

RICHARD North looks at the state of the nation, and how Tony McNulty, Nigel Griffiths, Frank Field all career MPs fail to deliver and cost the country big:

On Griffiths, Guido says of the alleged incident:

The News of the Screws has a fantastic story (with pictures) about [married] Nigel Griffiths at it with a stockings and suspenders wearing brunette in his [House of Commons] office.

A statement:

“I am, of course, ashamed that my conduct did fall below acceptable standards. I have little recollection of the evening but that does not make it right.”

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Barack Obama Salutes President Chirac Of France

HAVING given Gordon Brown a congressional DVD library of unwatchable films, and smoked a pipe of peace for North Korea’s Mr Kim,  President Obama writes minute-man Jacques Chirac saying that he is looking forward to working with the former French president in the coming four years(?)

And why? Gateway Pundit knows:

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

UN Debates Sexual Harassment On Battlestar Galactica

HAVING brought you “UN Greens Debate Final Chapter Of Battlestar Galactica”, Anorak hears from Alan Sepinwall TV critic of The Star-Ledger, who was able to attend the big intergalactic heated deabte:

Last night, I had one of the coolest/geekiest experiences of my career, as I got to attend a panel discussion on “Battlestar Galactica” at the United Nations’ Economic and Social Council Chamber, featuring Edward James Olmos, Mary McDonnell and producers Ron Moore and David Eick and several UN reps, moderated by Whoopi Goldberg.

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)

Jade Goody And George Galloway’s War On Terror

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s death, with George Galloway…

Glasgow Daily Record: “I Won’t Be Silenced By Canadian Tories”

It’s George Galloway.

BEING called a “street corner Cromwell” might in Galway or Cork be quite an insult.

But even Jade might have known that Oliver Cromwell is principally remembered as the champion of parliamentary supremacy and the hammer of autocracy and arbitrary power.

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)

Obama For Very Gradual Change

OBAMA for very gradual change we can believe in…

Mark Steyn:

In turbulent times, it’s good to know some things never change. After a week in which President Obama thanked himself for inviting him to the White House, compared AIG executives to suicide bombers, and did the first Presidential retard joke on national TV, I was impressed to find that Slate is bravely keeping up its Bushism Of The Day feature.

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Anorak

Posted: 21st, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama’s Video Message To North Korea

BARACK Obama makes an appeal to Iran, and follows that up by forming an alliance with North Korea – the Smokers’ Axis is in the making:

From the office of his supreme excellency and much-taller-than-he-looks in pictures Kim Jong-il:

“He also gave on-the-spot guidance to the Hoeryong Taesong Cigarette Factory….Seeing varieties of cigarettes being churned out from each machine and workshops kept neat and tidy, he expressed great satisfaction over the fact that the interior and exterior of the factory are spruced up in a hygienic and cultured manner and quality cigarettes are mass-produced thanks to the successful maintenance of its equipment and technical control. He advanced tasks to be carried out by the factory, calling on it to keep the cigarette production going at a high rate and further improve its quality.

Let’s hear it for smokers!

Smoking Allowed At G20 London Summit

Spotter: The Croydonian

Anorak

Posted: 21st, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Barack Obama Hires Spazmo Stephen Hawkin’s Teleprompter

MICHIGAN’S Kolan McConiughey, a spazbama and the led US bowler for the Special Olympics says he can whip Obama at his sport:

“He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300. I could beat that score easily,” says McConiughey. Obama then covered his tracks. “You deaf or something? ” he mouthed silently. “I-love-re-tards.”

Anorak

Posted: 20th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)

Ron Paul Tops Time Magazine’s Most Influential People In 2009

TIMES magazine asks: “Who Are the World’s Most Influential People in 2009.” And at numebr 1 is Ron Paul.

Paul is ahead of the herunder:

But before them, Anorak’s list of the Least Influential People in the Compilation of Lists:

Anorak

Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama Replaces Terrorism With Man-Caused Disasters

BARACK Obama has won the war on Terror. He and Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano, are now engaged in altogher trickier war: the war on the mind:

SPIEGEL: Madame Secretary, in your first testimony to the US Congress as Homeland Security Secretary you never mentioned the word “terrorism.” Does Islamist terrorism suddenly no longer pose a threat to your country?

Napolitano: Of course it does. I presume there is always a threat from terrorism. In my speech, although I did not use the word “terrorism,” I referred to “man-caused” disasters. That is perhaps only a nuance, but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur.

Anorak

Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama’s DVDs Don’t Work On Brown’s Player

BARACK Obama gives Gordon Brown a 25-stong DVD collection, a library, if you will. One day Obama hopes to lend his name to a big congressional DVD library. Gordon hopes to have a part as an extra in Obama: The Movie (over 18s version (starring sexy Michelle Obama)- and/or with subtitles).

We catch up with Gordon as he turns off Ben 10 and places Psycho in the player:

Anorak

Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Cowan Gropes For Obama’s Teleprompter (Picture)

WITH Barack Obama’s Teleprompter enjoying high approval ratings, Irish PM Brian Cowen makes a grab for glory…

Talk to the hand…

Anorak

Posted: 18th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment

Obama Is A Black And White Duet Ice Cream

IN Russia, Barack Obama is being used to sell “Black in White” ice-cream – a Duet of black and white ice-creams covered in nuts.

Anorak

Posted: 18th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment

Obama’s Teleprompter Higher Approval Rating Then Obama

THEY say the best way to reach Barack Obama is via his telepromter., which is enjoying a two point approval raing highter than Obama.

Tim Blair wonders if we’ve heard the one about the President, an Irishman, and a teleprompter?

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address at a St. Patrick’s Day celebration at the White House when he realized something sounded way too familiar. Turns out, he was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just given …

Repeat. Recite. And commit to memory. We are all Obamas now:

Cowen was 20 seconds into his second address when it dawned on him that he was giving word for word the speech that Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.

Anorak

Posted: 18th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment