Moragan Tsvangirai Death Crash: Driver Arrested

ZIMBABWE’S Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai wife Susan Tsvangirai killed  when their vehicle was hit by a a lorry. Man arrested.

Anorak

Posted: 7th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3)

Barack Obama Pulls Brad Pitt; Brown Settles For Gail Trimble

Barack Obama Pulls Brad Pitt; Brown Settles For Gail Trimble.

IAIN Martin tells Telegraph readers:

President Obama has been rudeness personified towards Britain this week. His handling of the visit of the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, to Washington was appalling. First Brown wasn’t granted a press conference with flags, then one was hastily arranged in the Oval office after the Brits had to beg.

Anorak

Posted: 6th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Mandelslime Hit In Face By Green Custard: Posk Busters

LEILA Deen has thrown a pint of green custard into Peter Mandelson’s face. Her protest is about blah, blah, blah…

Who you gonna call? Pork busters!

Anorak

Posted: 6th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)

The Wonder Of Michelle Obama’s Hands, Wrists And Thumbs

MICHELLE Obama is a sensation. She has the right to bare arms in prettt much every newspaper and magaine in the land.

But Anorak has been out on the street and found that although Michelle’s arms get the star treatment they deserve, her wrists, shoulders and hands – thumbs included! – are cruelly overlooked.

Anorak

Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (3)

Sorry For Obama: The Tepid US Marines On Bush And Sir Lankan Cricket

PRESIDENT Bush, an unpopular war.

Imran Khan says in the Indepedent:

[The attack on Sir Lankan cricketers] is a tragedy and is a consequence of our involvement in the Bush administration’s “war on terror”… The Pakistan government must approach the Obama administration and say that unless it changes its strategy, we will sink deeper.

Bus the fool. A man beaten. Opposed to Barack Obama. The anointed one. A hero. Eveyone lurves him. Go tell it to the Marines:

Anorak

Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama The Monkey: Barnes And Noble, Florida

IN Florida, the post-racial society allows a shop worker to place a picture of a monkey amid a collection of Barack Obama tomes and not look in the least bit racist…

Anorak

Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)

BNP Thanks Poles For Making Them Popular With Spitfire Euro Election Tribute

REMEMBER the war? The BNP does, or at least it remembers bits of it. That picture is of the BNP’s poster for the 2009 European Elections.

“Battle for Britain,” bellows the legend. That’s a Spitfire soaring thought the skies, strafing the fascist scum. Hurrah!

Reach for the skies!

It’s a Romeo Foxtrot Delta Plane, as flown by Polish pilots in the great fight. Poles of the famous 303 Squadron of the RAF – the group made up of Polish airmen. The Kościuszko squadron that claimed 126 enemy kills (fascists) more than any other unit during the Battle of Britain.

Anorak

Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (11)

Gordon Brown Goes To Washington: Beyonce Models For Obama’s Scouts

GORDON Brown is meeting his star pupil in Washington and Barack Obama is all ears, literally.

Here’s First Lady Michelle Obama telling Beyonce Knowles that the singer is an inspiration to Malia and Sacha. Beyonce is a “role model”.

Anorak

Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Anorak Obama: Jesus, Mad Men And Shafts of light

ANORAK Obama: Jesus, Mad Men and Shaft.

Angles and Angels

“No one saw him coming, and Christians believe God comes at us from strange angles and places we don’t expect, like Jesus being born in a manger.”

– Chicage Tribune

Anorak

Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Gordon Brown Stood Up As Boy Scouts of America Prepare For War

GORDON Brown has gone to Washington in a boat. He’s there to meet Barack Obama, his star pupil. But what’s this?

Downing Street was left scrambling to avoid a diplomatic embarrassment today after the White House ruled out a formal press conference to mark Gordon Brown’s first formal meeting with Barack Obama. Officials denied the Prime Minister was being snubbed after it emerged that the new president would not make himself available for the traditional joint appearance before the White House media.

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Gordon Brown’s Churchill Slave Gift To Obama And Bush’s Booty: Update

GORDON Brown’s in Washington to instruct Barack Obama in the ways of the prudent world, featuring key modules in spotting good debt from bad debt, blaming the bankers and anything else before Mr Obama has to leave to attend to important matter like his office air conditioning.

Benedict Brogan is off, too:

Lots of attention is being paid to what the PM will give Barack Obama, ever since he sent the bust of Churchill back to the British embassy. He’s getting a hamper of gifts, in the hope that something will be worth putting on display in the Oval Office. To go with the Resolute desk there’s a pencil holder made of timber from HMS Gannet, along with the framed commission of HMS Resolute which the First Sea Lord found kicking around the Admiralty. No10 says Gannet and Resolute were sister ships. Gannet served briefly in the Med on anti-slavery patrol. But I wonder what Mr Obama will make of the fact that the only action it saw was in Sudan when it shelled rebels against the British empire.

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)

House Bill Says Access To Porn Is Child Abuse

HAVING introduced an unworkable anti-abortion bill, American politicos turn their attention to sex and decree that anyone allowing a minor access to pornography is guilty of child abuse.

The adult would then be listed on the Iowa state child abuse register.

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)

Embryonic Child Porn In Dakota And Thought Crimes

IN Dakota the fertilised egg has full human rights.

In February, the North Dakota House granted a fertilized human egg the legal rights of a human being, a move that would essentially ban abortion in the state.

Representatives voted 51-41 in favour of the measure. The North Dakota Senate will now review.

Anorak

Posted: 2nd, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Barack Obama Death Cult: HIV Letters And Russia And Canada Unite

THE Barack Obama Death Cult: HIV Letters and Russia attacks Canada…

Reports are that a Chicago man has been arrested for allegedly posting Obama HIV-infected blood.

It’s only the second time ever that HIV-infected blood has been sent with malicious intent through the U.S. mail system, a spokesman for the U.S. Postal Inspection Service said.

Anorak

Posted: 28th, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Ivan Cameron: A Good Day To Bury Jade Goody And Every Parent’s Worst Nightmare

IVAN Cameron has died. And the media searches for a story beyond the bald fact. And thanks to Gordon Brown’s suspension of PMQs, it has one.

Daily Telegraph: “One child’s death, however sad, should not close the Commons –
Charles Moore finds himself uneasy about the official response to the death of Ivan Cameron”

And to we have the story… Pass the yellow ribbons.

At Gordon Brown’s request, the House adjourned out of respect for Mr Cameron, suspending Prime Minister’s Questions. No one in Westminster wanted to question this out loud, but, in private, many were unhappy about it. I think they were right to be.

Anorak

Posted: 28th, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment

Harry Potter, Chicken Run, Tom And Jerry and Other Zionist Conspiracies

HARRY Potter is part of a Zionist conspiracy. He got that scar – the one on his forehead – at his bris.

Harry Potter is the Messiah. Iranian TV knows:

Chicken Run

Anorak

Posted: 27th, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)

Ivan Cameron: I Spy Disabled People, MPs Yellow Ribbons And The Public Spectacle

IVAN Cameron has died. David Cameron’s son has died. A moment of personal grief. But can it made into a public spectacle? No Prime Minister’s Questions Time yesterday.

The House of Commons looks inwards, dealing with it own issues in mawkish fashion before the work of running the country and announcing the dead in Afghanistan and Iraq.

After the MPs have performed “Ivan Cameron and Me”, the hacks get to work making sense a child’s death:

Anorak

Posted: 27th, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (37)

Fact Checking Obama’s Speech And Joe Biden’s Website Number Bidenism

THE AP fact-checks Barack Obama’s speech to Congress. Is the honeymmon over for Obama?

Before we get to Obama, let’s hear from Joe Biden – he can’t remember the website number for recovery.gov. Maybe Neil Kinnock’s got it.

Anorak

Posted: 26th, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Hazel Blears And Other Fantatics

HAZEL Blears.

Fantatics.

Talking.

Whatever can the Sun mean..?

Anorak

Posted: 25th, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (9)

Working Towards Violence Against Women, With Rihanna

RIHANNA might fancy the change. The civil service wants:

You can beat Rihanna here…

Anorak

Posted: 25th, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama Balls: He’s The Daddy Of The Nation

OBAMA Balls: He’s the daddy now…

He seems like such a good father, in fact, that many of us began expecting him to be our parent, too.

What is good governing if not good parenting — what with providing a moral compass, negotiating bickering between red and blue siblings and making sure the spinach gets eaten before we indulge in dessert?

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama Balls: Tie Makers For Obama, Property Price Crash And Drama

BARACK Obama Balls: Obama changes property prices, dramas and ties

“Barack Obama’s inauguration as US president inspired Robertson housing to slash £29,000 off their Washington house style. The four-bedroom property at Ayr’s Park is now just £269,000” – New Homes, Sunday Mail

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (3)

Gitmo Does Not Violate Geneva Convention: Obama Report Says

REMEMBER the rejoicing about Barack Obama’s undeniable but rather less than landslide victory? All those who maintained that the only reason they were anti-American was because of the evil things that happened under President Bush (and that includes Tory Socialists) were dancing with joy. Metaphorically, in some cases but that does not matter.

Anorak

Posted: 21st, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama The New York Monkey In Bush’s Image

BARACK Obama is a dead monkey, a dead monkey puppet. No, he’s not Curious George. Barack Obama is the crazed monkey who signed off the US stimulus package.

The Guardian sees the picture of the monkey being killed, shot by two white police officers, an event depictured by the main editorial cartoon in the New York Post.

Anorak

Posted: 19th, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (6)

Satirising Barack Obama In Japan

CLYDE Haberman on the struggle to lampoon and satirise Barack Obama:

Satirists have struggled with the ascension of Barack Obama for a while now. Clearly, some white comedians are pulling their punches out of fear of being accused of racial insensitivity …

Anorak

Posted: 19th, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment