More Barack Obama Filth: The Obama Muff

BARACK Obama Worship: muff-tastic!

GEORGE Pasco-Watson (Sun) writes that “the world is willing him [Obama] to succeed more than any other – because of the change he symbolises.”

Cue pictures of Muslims burning Obama’s effigy ands wishing death upon him (so that he may rise again, no doubt).

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

The Barack Obama Weird Sex Cult

THE Cult of Obama: Canada:

Ethan Baron observes Canadians witnessiing Obama’s inauguration:

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Anorak

Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Fisting Black Dynamite Michael Obama With The “Obama Trombone”

IOAHAWK gets the scoop on the love doctor and the Michelle’s fisting Obama Trombone.

Can we learn from just watching them? HERE…

Anorak

Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obamism: Obama Says British Black Woman Are Thick And Lazy

A LETTER from Barack Obama to prove that Bush might have gone but we still have US President to poke fun at.

Obama has typoed a missive on House of Commons stationery – he is our President now – and in championing Dawn Butler MP manages to insult all but one of Britain’s other black women.

Anorak

Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)

Markos Kos Satirises America’s Left Wing

MARKOS “Kos” Moulitsas is addressing the Kosites on President Barack Obama’s inauguration:

Watching the celebration of America that is today’s inauguration festivities, one thing strikes–the difference between our version of patriotism and the Right’s.

Well, yes. For one thing the Right didn’t sabotage the parade to the US’s elected leader.

But go on:

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Anorak

Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Barack Obama: First Day Picture Gallery (Exclusive)

BARACK Obama is upon us. The seagulls have spoken. and Anroak has obtained these exclusive pictures of the President’s first day in office.

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Posted: 22nd, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)

Obama’s Cabinet Of All The Scare Stories, Obama On My Mind

JUST as the Queen knows the world smells of wet pain, Barack Obama realises humanity has great hair, immaculate teeth and talks in pledges.

Obama’s cabinet will be cabinet of all the talents – actress, singer, actor-turned-singer, singer, bit-part actor and working-actor-but-not-in-actual-production-right-now.

First cabinet meeting, transcript:

Anorak

Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama Cures Global Warming: Seagulls Awed

ABC’s Bill Weir sees the Obama rapture:

“Can national pride make a freezing day feel warmer?”

“Never have so many people shivered so long with such joy”

“From above, even the seagulls must have been awed by the blanket of humanity.”

Maybe the seagulls can help him to harness the sun?

Anorak

Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Iranians Unimpressed With Obama’s First 100 Minutes In Office

DEATH To Bush. So went the chant. On some islands in the Persian Gulf men will emerge many moons from now still chanting it. They need a new chant. How about…Death to Obama.”

…a day of tears and joy as Barack Obama told America “we are ready to lead the world again”.

Which is what, er, imperialists and all those things the Left hates do, no?

Anorak

Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama Inauguration Viewer Survey Results

The result of a survey tells us that the No 1 turn-off for viewers are political speeches.

Says one seasoned celebrity watcher:

People can stand Obama’s for 34.5 seconds – which is up by a full second and a half on Bush – but anything longer and they switch off.

A survey reveals that the following percantages would remain tuned in if the broadcaster cut away to shots of:

Anorak

Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Ten Alternative Barack Obama Slogans

“YES we can,” says Obama.

“Yes we can,” chant the Obamites.

And now Goonies fan Obama is in power, we can, or – better yet – he can (what with him being organiser of the global community and all).

And now Obama is in power what will he say about can, hope and change? Will he combine all three into a united vision – “Hope we can change”, backed by the sign of the crossed fingers? Or should the teleprompter fail, will he demand “Change we hope can Hope can change we”?

Anorak

Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (10)

Loiuse Casey Appoints Tanya Byron Special Advisor On Crime

PLANS afoot to place criminals in orange jackets that attract five kinds of killer bee find favour with the Government’s neighbourhood crime adviser, one Louise Casey – visible from space!

Referring to the approach taken to tackle unruly children on TV shows such as Little Angels, Ms Casey asked: “What does Tanya Byron tell us to do? Put them on the naughty step. This is a grown-up version of that.”

With Jamie Oliver setting Government food policy and now Tanya Byron looking at villains, can we please get The Bill detectives to look for Our Maddie.

Anorak

Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Obama Adapted Bush’s Inauguration Speech

DID you see and hear and expience Obama’s inaugural address? He will harness the sun.

We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

Here‘s Bush in his address of 2005:

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Anorak

Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Bush: You’ll Miss Him Now He’s Gone

BUSH was right….

Hey, you might not believe it but it’s more fun than the BBC’s Songs Of Obama…

Anorak

Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

Barack Obama Is Titus The Wicked

THE contest is on to see which British news organ can go the most cray-zee for Obama.

The Guardian is winning by way of one colour supplement and a headline, over the Telegraph – a deal on both Obama’s books and a DVD – and third comes the Times, which has this gem from Natalie Haynes:

The day after the US election, I received a text telling me that Barack Obama had run so “our children could fly”.

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Anorak

Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

HuffPo Inaugurates The Dick Cheney Death Cult

THE Huffington Post wishes death on Dick Cheney, the departing US Vice President. It’s the Dick Cheney Death Cult:

Remember the scene in “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane” – you know – Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, the wheel chair, the stairs?

Dick’s hurt his back:

Is there any way that this wheel chair could be “accidentally” bumped so that it will start rolling down those steps?

Maybe Obama’s car can bump him?

Note to Americans – Hey, you voted in Bush and his administration, didn’t ya? And how many attacks on US soil since 9/11?

Spotter

Anorak

Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Barack Obama: Snow, Lesbians, The Menu And the Chant Begins

BARACK Obama has not only acrued 100% of the American public’s backing, but the media has also bought into the dream. Who but Obama could deal with this level of expectaion that he will heel the world?

Two months after the election, young people are still calling his name, “Obama, Obama…”

In the UK, the children hear the call:

In the UK, events are being held in cities including Belfast, Edinburgh, Birmingham, Leeds, Liverpool and London. Organisers say it’s important for UK communities to mark Obama’s success.

Blessed are the car washers:

Oxford car wash owner Khalid Ahmed is so certain new US President Barack Obama can clean up the world he has named his business after him.

As the world celebrates the inauguration of Obama as the 44th President of the United States today, Mr Ahmed, 30, renamed his car wash ‘Obama’ and promised: “If he needs his car washed, I am his man”.

Anorak

Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (21)

Gordon Brown Is a Murderous Two Faced C**t

ACCORDING to the Pakistan Daily: “Gordon Brown Is a Murderous Two Faced C*** Brown”. He..

“…is appeasing domestic horror at the Israeli massacre in Gaza by calling for a ceasefire. Meanwhile British diplomats on the United Nations Security Council are under direct instructions to offer “tacit support” to United States’ efforts to block a ceasefire.

What was that first part again?

Anorak

Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (10)

Kenneth Clarke Is Cameron’s Golden Legacy Of Brown Past

KENNETH Clarke is back on the Tory front line. He is now an ally of David Cameron. Of course, they have always been bezzy mates, as Richard North notes:

Anorak

Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Hugo Chavez Joins Barack Obama Death Cult

HUGO Chavez opens thee Venezuelan chapter of the Barack Obama Death Cult:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Saturday Barack Obama had the “stench” of his predecessor as U.S. president and was at risk of being killed if he tries to change the American “empire.”

And so it goes…

Anorak

Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Barack Obama: First Day At Work

A LOOK at Barack Obama’s first day at work – before the pain begins…

Anorak

Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment

Obama Boosts Cosmetic Surgery And Smoking

OBAMA Balsa: to go with the Telegraph’s 3-page Men’s Health Special – with tips on how to shed a stone and stay in shape the “Obama way”

Barack Obama: redefining the male physique – Barack Obama works out for 45 minutes, six days a week. What can other men learn from his example?

And:

Even before Barack Obama is sworn in as the next president of the United States tomorrow, he has changed our perceptions. Not just because he is the first black man to hold the office – but because he has altered our view of what a middle-aged man can look like.

– J-Walk spots this gem:

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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)

John Prescott’s Chinese Give Away, With Ring Tone

HAVING cleared his desk of biscuit wrappers and secretaries, John Prescott trots along to his Hull Chinese restaurant du jour, the Chu China Palace, “the largest Chinese restaurant in the UK”.

And that’s just the menu. As Prezza once said, this is “my favourite restaurant in the whole world”, dedicating his memoirs to it, including between pages 34 and 39 a full menu with take away details and recommendations.

Anorak

Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Beirut Chapter Of Obama Death Cult Opens

THE Barack Obama Death Cult opens its doors in Beirut.

The BODC is the franchise that is growing by the day…

Anorak

Posted: 18th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment

Andrew Sullivan Joins The Obama Death Cult

ANDREW Sullivan see people seeing the Obama train. And he senses death.

I cannot be alone in immediately having my mind leap to Robert Kennedy’s funeral train as I watched Obama’s Inaugural express make its way toward Washington yesterday.

It’s the Barack Obama Death Cult:

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Anorak

Posted: 18th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)