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Israel, Gaza And The Fairer Sex
ISRAEL and Gaza has been hijacked by nutters, idiots and, people with the oldest prejudice and a vested interest.
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Posted: 12th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Obamicon My Obama: Gordon Brown Wants Change
HERE you can give any picture the Obama effect. Says Gordon Brown:
“Spare £5.37 for a cup of coffee, or a euro?”
Posted: 11th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Conservatives Shamed Over Fancy Dress
THE Tories have been shamed by their experiments with fancy dress.
Says one commentator:
“It’s pathetic! These people are scum!”
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Posted: 10th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
North Korea Tells Iran To Forget The Bomb And Just Crack Heads
“The political and ideological superiority of the revolutionary army is more powerful than nuclear weapons…It is true that the weapon is important in a war. The decisive factor of victory or defeat, however, is not the weapon but the great political and ideological superiority of the army“.
Make ideologies, not war!
And those weapons of mass destruction were an abstract. They live in the minds of the people. To find them you must crack skulls…
Posted: 10th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Gordon Brown Curses The Palestinians
YOU know about the Curse of Gordon Brown?
Dizzy notes that:
On December 15th Brown went to the Palestine Trade and Investment Forum in London and said
“Let us seize the opportunity we have before us to make 2009 the Middle East year of peace”Doomed by words in a matter of days?
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Posted: 10th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
The Amazing Spiderman With Barack Obama
The Amazing Spider man and Obama.
It was the web wot won it…
Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Polish Porn Pipe Off And Hamas Men Enter Tunnels Of Love
THE Polish porn broadcast to Hamas fans on Hamas TV might just have worked.
The figures are not fully in but during the six minutes that Olska stripped, no rockers were fired, no men with wiry beards announced they would kill all the Jews and fighters minds began to wander.
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Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama Opts For Corrigan Brothers As Swindon-Americans Rejoice
LONDON-based Irish band The Corrigan Brothers have been invited to perform their song “There’s No One as Irish as Barack O’Bama” at this month’s Presidential Inauguration Ceremony in Washington DC on January 20th.
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Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Hamas Takes Break From Rockets To Broadcast Polish Porn
THE Middle East Media Research Institute reports that Hamsa has got bored with all the rockets and the rhetoric and the hatred and the fighting. Where are the women?
The following excerpt was broadcast on Hamas’ Al-Aqsa TV on January 7, 2009 at 3:00 am. Presumably, the Hamas technician on duty got bored with the live image of Gaza at night, and decided to view other satellite channels, focusing on the Polish erotic channel Patio TV.
What he did not realize was that the images were being aired live on Al-Aqsa TV. This went on for about six minutes; the image of Gaza at night was then restored.
C’mon Hamas, let the women have a go at being in charge. Whaddayasay?
Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
LibDEms Call For Urgent Heated Debate Of Gaza, Next Week
DAVID Heath MP has seen the TV pictures from Israel and Gaza and wants it known that he knows something is happening there. From his position on a sofa overlooking the TV, he says:
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Posted: 8th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Herod Bush Says No Room At The Inn For Obama The Messiah
BARACK Obama and the Obameros are in Washington and there is no room at the inn. herod Bush has decreed.
Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard has been given the last room at an official government guest house in Washington.
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Posted: 8th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Welcome To Gazza: New Brown Shirts Vandalise Jewish Cemetery
AT the Jewish cemetery in Whitechapel, East London, the new brown shirts have vandalised the place.
Says the legend: “Welcome To Gazza.”
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Posted: 8th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Israel Attacked by Lebanon Rockets And Reporting From Gaza
ROCKETS fired from Lebanon have hit Israel. Sky News reports:
Three rockets hit northern Israel the area near the town of Nahariya, five miles south of the Lebanese border, Israeli police said.
Two elderly women were lightly wounded by one of the rockets, according to Israeli medical staff.
More bait that the Israelis say they have alreay snuffed out.
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Posted: 8th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Israel And Jews: In My Country There Is Problem
DARREN Redstar notes, “The opponents of the right of Israel to exist often reply to accusations that they are reviving old anti semitic prejudices by replying that anti zionism is not anti-semitic.”
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Posted: 7th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Maureen Dowd Wants Mark Thatcher For Prime Minsiter
NY Times columnist Maureen O’Dowd has been watching too much TeeVee as she haps on about the Clinton-Kennedy-Bush-Clinton-Bush-Kennedys of Washington.
Although Americans still have enough British in their genes to be drawn to dynasties, W. has no doubt soured the country on scions.
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Posted: 7th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Bastard Old Holborn Is Gone: Blogger Undone By War
OLD Mr Anorak has long enjoyed the work of Bastard Old Holborn and is dismayed to read this on his blog:
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Posted: 7th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Hilary Benn’s Food Without Thought
HILARY Benn is talking about how British is best and if we all buy British then it will all be alright. And if it’s more expensive than inported stuff, then all the better. More good debt.
“I want British agriculture to produce as much food as possible. No ifs, no buts.
“We could produce more fruit and vegetables here in the UK – the market is there, so what’s holding us back?
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Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
North Korea Orders Prairie Dogs All Round
PEOPLE OF North Korea, this is your master’s voice: 2009 to Be Year of New Revolutionary Upsurge:
Hurrah!
Pyongyang, January 5 (KCNA) — The hope-filled New Year has dawned in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea where the torch of the new revolutionary upsurge kindled by General Secretary Kim Jong Il is blazing across the country like a prairie fire.
Prairie dogs all round!
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Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Upsy Daisy: BBC Apologises For Too White Obama Doll
THE BBC has responded to complaints that the Upsy Daisy character from CBeebies TV show In the Night Garden with Barack Obama is not black enough.
A BBC Worldwide spokesman said the corporation would now bring out a version with “a darker skin tone”.
He advised people who have been offended – Black Panthers, Robert Mugabe and Jeremiah Wright – to turn the “contrast” down whenever Obama appears.
Aryans and other white supremicists are advised to turn the “brightness” up…
Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
BBC Bias On Israel: Fabricant Notices
MICHAEL Fabricant MP – he of the Boris Johnson fright wig and keen eye – has noticed that the BBC is about as neutral as a Austrian jackboot manufacturer:
I have been horrified and angered by the coverage of the Israel-Gaza conflict. While paying scant regard to the provocation of 10,000 rockets fired at Israeli civilians from Gaza over the last seven years, the BBC has chosen to broadcast ‘human interest’ stories reminiscent of salacious photos in the cheaper red top newspapers.
Old Mr Anorak has taken to watching the latest ARab-Israel fight on Sky News, which seems to offer a different story and deeper colours.
Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Indonesian Islamists Blame Obama For Israel And Gaza
SOMEONE forgot to tell the Indonesians that their man Barack Obama isn’t in power yet.
Barack Obama is joined by Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak and Israel’s Ehud Olmer.
Each has a hole punched in his head. Or has Obama been shot?
Is this Indonesia joining the Barack Obama Death Cult?
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Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Andrew Sullivan, An Apology: Bristol Palin Does Have Two Wombs
APOLOGIES to Andrew Sullivan, who posited the notion that Bristol Palin, daughter to Sarah Palin, had two wombs, enabling her to be both mother to Trig Palin and to (Linda) Tripp Palin.
The Mail reports:
When Katherine Harrison collapsed with severe stomach pains just a week before she was due to give birth, doctors at first couldn’t detect the cause.
But as they carried out an emergency Caesarean section they found she had two wombs. Her baby had been growing in one of them, which was half the size of a normal womb.
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Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
David Cameron Wants Us To Swallow His Fibre
DAVID Cameron announces his dream to see Britain become a “fibre to the door” nation within a decade:
“We need to move much faster towards a Britain where fibre right into people’s homes is the norm for everyone and a Conservative Government will do everything it can to make it happen within a decade.”
Moving faster is what fibre is all about. Are you doing your five a day?
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Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Gordon Brown’s Department of Debt Dialectic and Other Jobbies
GORDON BROWN says “the world must work harder to avoid a two-year recession.”
History teaches us that two years is not enough. We must strive for three, four and the dream of decade-long recession.
Says the Sun:
“He also unveiled plans for100,000 jobs and ruled out an election this year.”
So Gordon will wait until the recession is in full swing to call an election, or not.
Meanwhile, he will create a 100,000 more jobbies in debt consolidation and the repossession sector, all managed by the Department of Debt Dialectic, itself an employer of some 24,000 citizens. Or as Fraser Nelson, says “up to” 100,000 jobs, which includes the figure “zero jobs”.
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Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Israel, Gaza Protestors And The New Brown Shirts
THOSE that decry Israel are not anti-war – they are just on the other side. And they don’t like losing.
Discuss…
Image: Demonstrators march against Israel’s military actions in Gaza, at a rally in Melbourne, Australia.
The yellow flag is of Hezbollah., the Iranian-backed new brown shirts.
Palestinian lands for Palestinian peoples. Rightly so. But will Iran – which hates imperialism, and backs Hamas – allow it.
Who should throw down their guns first: Israel or Hamas? And what would happen if they did so?
Posted: 4th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
